[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Nonsense, that would suggest the US banking system is over run with men whose only moral constant is greed and who will stoop to lowest scam to defraud their fellow citizens. How dare you suggest Ken Lay at Enron mirrors Blackbeard in that Lay promised his staff riches and then left them penniless while he sailed off rich. Wall Street is not a bunch of later day land pirates in power ties!

Now let us look at what I said

So you are saying you want America to remodel itself after the Somali model, in the same way that it in the past it used the Pirate charters as a model for the constitution?

I think in this case you are taking the celebration of Pirates a tad too far, but I appreciate that your hart may be in the right place.

Now just what did Ken Lay at Enron or the Wall street bankers have to do with drafting the constitution?

Bobby, go and take your medication and have a lie down in a dark room, don't come out until you can make a coherent point.

(Bobby may be gone some time viewers)

[John Creeser]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

On September 19th everyone is invited to join me in a double bill book burning; I'm lighting the gospel of the FSM with a Queeran.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

As we are told through the words of Dan Le Sac:

That's your defence? Some rapper who named himself after the French term for a man's cheese-eating surrender stones? Hardly scripture, now is it? I suppose this also means that you won't question Stephen Fry, even when he tells you that sodomy is definitely safe and cool. Hmph.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

That's your defence? Some rapper who named himself after the French term for a man's cheese-eating surrender stones? Hardly scripture, now is it? I suppose this also means that you won't question Stephen Fry, even when he tells you that sodomy is definitely safe and cool. Hmph.

No it was meant to point out that people can be nice, they can offer gifts to children without any ulterior motives.

Is it not possible to give a child a gift of candy without being a paedophile?

If it is not than what does that make a man who gives underwear to a young girl?

[SUV]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!




THEY ARE PLANNING TO BREED TOGETHER AN ENTIRE 'TASK FORCE' OF GIANT RATS AND SO TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!

Nah, Nevermind. They're obviously a couple of 'homer!s' so we are apparently Safe.

For the time being

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

THEY ARE PLANNING TO BREED TOGETHER AN ENTIRE 'TASK FORCE' OF GIANT RATS AND SO TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!

Nah, Nevermind. They're obviously a couple of 'homer!s' so we are apparently Safe.

For the time being

Pirates? Pi Rats? Is this why pasta boy is so hung up on Pi? Is it some holy number to these idiots?

And why are those rats so long legged? Does it make it easier for the pirates to um..... shiver their timbers?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Pirates? Pi Rats? Is this why pasta boy is so hung up on Pi? Is it some holy number to these idiots?

You are about right with Rats, for those creatures posted by SUV are not Pirates, nor are they real dogs.

[SUV]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Pirates? Pi Rats? Is this why pasta boy is so hung up on Pi? Is it some holy number to these idiots?

And why are those rats so long legged? Does it make it easier for the pirates to um..... shiver their timbers?

Thank JESUS that someone sees Satan's Master Plan to dominate America through calculus-obsessed pie-ratic "chihuahuas" who seek to "shiver their timbers" in the very presence of GOD and our own Children!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

Somalia has the highest number of Pirates AND the lowest Carbon emissions of any country. Coincidence?

No, it doesn't. Somalia ranked 168 of 213 countries in carbon emissions in 2007. Far from the lowest.

However, you people assert that the decrease in number of pirates is the cause of global warming, having nothing to do with carbon emissions . . . so I fail to see why you bring up that red herring.

[SUV]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

No, it doesn't. Somalia ranked 168 of 213 countries in carbon emissions in 2007. Far from the lowest.

However, you people assert that the decrease in number of pirates is the cause of global warming, having nothing to do with carbon emissions . . . so I fail to see why you bring up that red herring.

What? Now he's bringing up red ("communiss") herrings, too? Is there no end to these depravities?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

No, it doesn't. Somalia ranked 168 of 213 countries in carbon emissions in 2007. Far from the lowest.

However, you people assert that the decrease in number of pirates is the cause of global warming, having nothing to do with carbon emissions . . . so I fail to see why you bring up that red herring.

The full quote was

These ruffians do not look like fun loving, giving candy to children, true pirates. They look like what the modern, unbelieving, world has warped the view of pirates into, criminals on the sea.

I asked a question, you answered, it but still side stepped my first much more important point.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

The full quote was

I asked a question, you answered, it but still side stepped my first much more important point.

That was a question?

If that's a question, then I can only assume you were educated "on the high seas". By the cook. Who couldn't read. Which would explain the obsession with pasta.

Does your pasta book say it's OK to lie? You made a false claim about Somalia.

Meanwhile, a little truth about pirates: They are obsessed with getting booty.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

That was a question?

If that's a question, then I can only assume you were educated "on the high seas". By the cook. Who couldn't read. Which would explain the obsession with pasta.

Does your pasta book say it's OK to lie? You made a false claim about Somalia.

I did not lie, I had bee given some information, that you showed to be incorrect, and I accepted that. What is the problem?

The fact still remains that far from being offensive Talk Like A Pirate Day is a celebration of a people that those of us that speak English and do not want to be controlled by the Catholic Church owe a debt of gratitude to.

[WrongheadedThinker1991]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

In the world of Christianty and every other religion, anything fun is a sin. Lol

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Talk Like a "Pirate" Day is OFFENSIVE!

That was a question?

If that's a question, then I can only assume you were educated "on the high seas". By the cook. Who couldn't read. Which would explain the obsession with pasta.

Does your pasta book say it's OK to lie? You made a false claim about Somalia.

Meanwhile, a little truth about pirates: They are obsessed with getting booty.

Hmmm. Does this mean that negro gangsta rappers, with their obsessive craving for "fine booties" are in fact the real modern-day pirates?

In the world of Christianty and every other religion, anything fun is a sin. Lol

That's an outrageous slander, we have lots of fun. You should see us playing our Pilgrim's Progress board game on a Friday evening, it is a hoot and a half!