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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

    It was reported today that:

    Afshan Azad, the 22 year old actress who played Padma Patil in the Harry Potter series, has gone into hiding after receiving death threats from her family.
    It turns out that she practices the false religion of islam and she is dating a member of the hindu cult. Isn't it funny how so much strife and violence happen because people of these false religions try to intermingle and end up creating fights? I have said it before and I'll say it again:

    It is hilarious to see people fighting over invisible friends.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

    Indeed, that is hilarious! Can you imagine: one group of grown adults who believes in some invisible moon god that makes them pray to a huge rock and another group of grown adults who believe in eight-armed elephant-headed gods on flying carpets! And they think "Well my religion makes perfect sense, but yours is crazy and wrong, and for that I will kill you!"

    I pray to Jesus that we will never be that stupid.

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    • jennabenna
      Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
      • May 2010
      • 262

      #3
      Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

      But isn't that what you think, O great and mighty oola-lala! Gaga-Ro-ma-mah! Ooga-booga! Um-bongo! Je suiss un swisse suisse. Mange-moi, sil vous plait. Ca plane pour moi, I am the king of the divan.

      Take that.
      Last edited by Brother Temperance; 12-28-2010, 04:24 PM. Reason: Removed demonic spell
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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12587

        #4
        Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post

        It is hilarious to see people fighting over invisible friends.
        These pretend gods seem to be the souce of so much bloodshed. It is time for the world to give them up.

        I think that if we just had another President George W. Bush, who explained to other world leaders that these various events were the unfolding what is predicted in the scriptures, they would convert. Then, we could all live in peace.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          Indeed, that is hilarious! Can you imagine: one group of grown adults who believes in some invisible moon god that makes them pray to a huge rock and another group of grown adults who believe in eight-armed elephant-headed gods on flying carpets! And they think "Well my religion makes perfect sense, but yours is crazy and wrong, and for that I will kill you!"

          I pray to Jesus that we will never be that stupid.

          You can say that again! What a bunch of loons.

          I hope JESUS can send them a message with an Earthquake or a plague of some sort.
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

            I believe I see an "after school special" coming from this.


            Not having anything to do with the incident, more her "acting ability"!
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14270

              #7
              Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

              Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
              But isn't that what you think, O great and mighty personne dégoûtant que je tiens à tirer, mais hélas, ne peut pas, parce que ce serait illégal, bien que pas aussi illégal que le sexe que vous avez avec les filles qui sont un peu plus de mineurs, et sont encore dans leur esprit. Ils sont jeunes pour cela. Vous êtes un salaud de porcs obèses qui mérite d'être faite dans la salade de jambon, puis mangés. Vous êtes le cochon que je pourrais jamais manger. Ayez un jour agréable putain, vous pédophile homosexuel refoulé.

              Take that.
              The Rev. Osborne is a kind and humble man who puts his hand up for God every time, regardless of personal risk; he does not deserve to be shot.

              Many young people are destroyed by Satan, but his experiences have lead Rev. Osborne into a unique ministry, in accordance with God's Plan, through which many seemingly separated from the touch, of God within them have found that He has not abandonded them. Only by letting Him in can the wretchedness be made beauty, anew.

              II Samuel 22:3,20
              3 The God of my rocke, in him will I trust: hee is my shield, and the horne of my saluation, my high tower, and my refuge, my Sauiour; thou sauest me from violence..
              20 Hee brought me forth also into a large place: he deliuered me, because hee delighted in me.


              Rev. Osborne's ministry has indeed touched many young lives, enabling God's love to come inside them, like a fountain, enriching their hearts and bringing them nearer to Jesus.

              John 4:14 But whosoeuer drinketh of the water that I shal giue him, shall neuer thirst: but the water that I shall giue him, shalbe in him a well of water springing vp into euerlasting life.

              I Samuel 16:7 But the Lord said vnto Samuel, Looke not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature, because I haue refused him: for the Lord seeth not, as man seeth; For man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart.


              Landover Baptist's Pastors are not repressed, to not deserve do be eaten and do not work in the sexual services industry. Thank you for showing us what you have inside!

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              • jennabenna
                Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
                • May 2010
                • 262

                #8
                Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

                No, reverend Jim is just a con artist.
                If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                • Rebuko the Clown
                  The Friendliest Clown in Town™
                  Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 197

                  #9
                  Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

                  Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                  No, reverend Jim is just a con artist.
                  Okay look yeah he got in trouble like 20 years ago for bilking some of his followers out of money and doing some fraud and money laundering, okay we admit that, but he has served his time in prison and paid his dues to society. Rev. Jim is a reformed man and through Christ all things are made anew (2 Cor. 5:17). Where do you get off making accussations against a outstanding member of our community??? WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?????


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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #10
                    Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

                    Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                    No, reverend Jim is just a con artist.
                    Someone is being a bit uppity today. Is it time for another timeout?
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

                      I don't have a problem with other people practicing their own religion with their own people, so if her family wants to kill their daughter, who am I to complain?

                      Good luck getting the Harry Potter trolls to put any effort into defending their heroine. They're only happy when they're criticizing Christians. There's no point in arguing with the Muslims, anyway, because they don't listen to anyone who doesn't have their nose in the Koran, and they all back each other up no matter how ridiculous the argument that they are trying to defend with their stupid Holy book.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • BaronOB
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 207

                        #12
                        Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

                        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                        It is hilarious to see people fighting over invisible friends.
                        Maybe it is really hilarious, but I am against Books about Harry Potter & Co.

                        Ephesians 6:11-12

                        11Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. 12For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.


                        Deuteronomy 18:10-12


                        10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
                        11 Or a charmer , or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
                        12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.


                        Revelation 21:8


                        8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and birmstone: which is the second death.


                        There are many other verses in the Holy Bible about the danger of sorcery.
                        Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
                        The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Harry Potter Star Victim Of False Religions' Violence

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Good luck getting the Harry Potter trolls to put any effort into defending their heroine. They're only happy when they're criticizing Christians. There's no point in arguing with the Muslims, anyway, because they don't listen to anyone who doesn't have their nose in the Koran, and they all back each other up no matter how ridiculous the argument that they are trying to defend with their stupid Holy book.
                          Interesting point, Brother.

                          Not a one of the Harry Potter trolls has been here to complain or comment.

                          Probably because it has to do with the real world, not Pigwarts!

                          I just have to wonder why her family didn't kill her for PLAYING A SORCERESS?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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