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  • Imam Rashik
    Unsaved trash, Islamofascist demon
    • Oct 2010
    • 265
    #1

    Egypt shark caused by Israel

    The recent shark attack in the Egyptian Red Sea resort of Sharm el-Sheikh was not natural. Egyptian Diving Instructor Mustafa Ismail, has exposed it was controlled a GPS guiding device fitted by Israeli government. The Israeli government warns it’s own citizen not go there and alerts them of dangers. Israel does not tell non Israeli people of these dangers.

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    3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22878
      #2
      Re: Egypt shark caused by Israel

      That man in the red shirt. A diver for how many years? He needs to put more oxygen in his tanks. Two words: "Brain damage".

      The trouble is that you sandnigras are OK on a camel miles from water - your knowledge of fish is the same as your knowledge of Salvation™. I am informed that there are over 50 types of shark around Sharm el-Sheikh.

      And can you tell me the technicalities of "guiding a shark"? They have minute brains and it's not as if you can poke a propeller up their ass.

      Anyhoo, the Joos could not have done this: the Shark is a fish without scales, to them it is not kosher or, as you would say, it is "haram." God agrees with this.

      Le:11:9: These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
      Le:11:10: And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
      Le:11:12: Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

      I suggest you retaliate with radio guided pigs.
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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392
          #3
          Re: Egypt shark caused by Israel

          How do they know it was a jooish shark? Was it wearing a yamaha? Was it circumscribed? Those uneducated a-rabs will believe anything.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079
              #4
              Re: Egypt shark caused by Israel

              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
              ...Those uneducated a-rabs will believe anything.
              That's the problem when people believe the delusions of illiterate desert tribesmen, eh?

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269
                  #5
                  Re: Egypt shark caused by Israel

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  How do they know it was a jooish shark? Was it wearing a yamaha? Was it circumscribed? Those uneducated a-rabs will believe anything.
                  Well Kudo's to the Rabbi that would do the "brisk"
                  Drama queen

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                    • ChristComeInside
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 15
                      #6
                      Re: Egypt shark caused by Israel

                      You sure you're all upstairs? That was the single most ridiculous thing I ever heard.
                      PROUD TEA PARTY PATRIOT
                      1 Peter 2:13-16

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621
                          #7
                          Re: Egypt shark caused by Israel

                          These conspiracy theories about how the Jews somehow guided a shark to attack those Arab tourists are simply ridiculous. It is beyond me how anyone can believe such obvious nonsense. There is an obvious rational explanation for these events: God did it.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070
                              #8
                              Re: Egypt shark caused by Israel

                              GPS controlled sharks. Whats next, Flying octopus.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                  Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Nov 2009
                                  • 2193
                                  #9
                                  Re: Egypt shark caused by Israel

                                  Outrageous accusation if you ask me.

                                  I think Rashik is walking the fin line to insanity here.


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