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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

    New Zealand mourns Shrek the sheep







    Shrek the New Zealand sheep, whose ability to avoid the shearers made him a national celebrity, has died.

    Someone is going to need to find a new sheep to shag.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

    Trust abos to worship a sheep.
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    • Humongous
      Ms. Sham Wow 2011
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2011
      • 263

      #3
      Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

      well, i hope they dont waste all that good meat! and now that hes dead they can shave that wool off? i bet itd make a right comfy pillow stuffing!
      Genesis 1:24
      And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

        That is sad. Now where are we gonna get our milk from?

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

          Did it die of AIDS?

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          • John Creeser
            Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
             
            • Aug 2009
            • 7248

            #6
            Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            Did it die of AIDS?
            I wouldn't doubt it for one minute Brother. The majority of the kiwis I hear about are homers with Velcro lined gloves. They didn't shave that sheep for a reason, poor thing
            -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
            -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

            -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
            -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
            -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
            -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
            -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

            STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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            • New Creation
              Recalcitrant
              • Jun 2011
              • 264

              #7
              Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

              That's disgusting. This is the kind of thing that makes me glad to live in the USA.

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              • Humongous
                Ms. Sham Wow 2011
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2011
                • 263

                #8
                Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

                well, when i first read this thread title, I up and thought that you was talking about that hobbit fondler, peter jackston? or maybe them handsome warblers, flight of the conquistadors? sos I was a mite surprised to see all that wool -- well maybe, it's not as hairy as peter jackston, but close!
                Genesis 1:24
                And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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                • Two-Dollar Bill
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 532

                  #9
                  Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

                  I hope they have enough useless currency to be able to slap that face on at least a coin or a bill of a lower denomination. Unfortunately it will probably just be a stamp. (Since they're all used to licking that ewe already. )
                  Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

                    This is what happens when even Godly almost Americans turn away from Jesus; Sheep worship and depravity.

                    This is how we want America to end up?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • slixor
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2011
                      • 31

                      #11
                      Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

                      Originally posted by BBC
                      He had an unbelievable personality. He loved children and he was really good with the elderly in retirement homes.
                      What does this mean, did the elderly 'use' this sheep as well? This is sickening.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

                        Raped to death by drooling abos no doubt.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • NZ Christian
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 3

                          #13
                          Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

                          We don't actually shag sheep its a joke, just like Australians aren't roo (kangaroo) rooters...

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

                            Animal fornication is no joke, friend. Grab your Bible (if you actually have one) and check out Leviticus 18:23.

                            YiC,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #15
                              Re: Most famous person in New Zealand: Dead!!

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              New Zealand mourns Shrek the sheep







                              Shrek the New Zealand sheep, whose ability to avoid the shearers made him a national celebrity, has died.

                              Someone is going to need to find a new sheep to shag.
                              He looks like a British Judge to me. Baaaaaaaah!

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