Worst Troll of the Weekend?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

My first thought was "Worst Troll Ever". Unfortunately, we've seen some doozies.

So, how about "Worst Troll of the Year"? Nah, too many to list.

Likewise with Month.

Who do you think is the worst troll of the weekend?

Bishop Vinny Martini: Pretends to be a Roman Catholic Bishop, but doesn't understand basic Catholic doctrine. Pretends to be incarcerated at Riker's Island, expects us to believe he has Internet posting privileges.

captainjacksparrow: Yet another Pastafarian tard like Jo Feddie, but without the wit or intellect. Or charm, or writing ability, or actual association with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

smokesallday: Drugged-out loser who thinks Christians care about his desire to smoke pot all day, and who thinks that because God said we could eat any herb bearing seed, it means we should smoke herbs and get high. Yet refuses to smoke, say, a tomato plant. Just because it's poisonous.

21stCenturyGuy: A generally polite atheist teenager who can't admit that his point in being here is to try to convert Christians to his God-mocking religion. Also unable to do basic research before posting 'facts', like about Thomas Edison being a founding father (born about a century too late), inventing electricity (I'm sure lightning predates Thomas Edison), and being an atheist (um, no). Lazy and intellectually incurious, yet expects people to take him seriously.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

That harlot who thinks she's a warrior for God takes some beating.
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[Wide-Open]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

I'd like to nominate dicker.

He has been nothing but rude, and has been insulting me for only speaking American.

That's racism right there!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

I saw a worse one but I refuse to name names or else they will go back to thier little troll forum and brag about how 'kewl' it was to disgrace innocent little baby Jesus. Something I'll never stand for.

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

Well, el hierro is also quite retarded. The rest seems to put some effort in trolling, but el hierro doesn't seem to realize that for trolling to be effective, people have to be interested to read your posts. His posts are single sentence, not funny, not shocking, just entirely bland.

[Redeemed Papist]

I saw a worse one but I refuse to name names or else they will go back to thier little troll forum and brag about how 'kewl' it was to disgrace innocent little baby Jesus. Something I'll never stand for.

Sooner or later one of them will follow the trail of troll and then see the Truth and not be a witless fool about it but join us in properly praising Jesus.

God always wins!
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

Well, el hierro is also quite retarded. The rest seems to put some effort in trolling, but el hierro doesn't seem to realize that for trolling to be effective, people have to be interested to read your posts. His posts are single sentence, not funny, not shocking, just entirely bland.

True, but they have to post too. Otherwise, every non-believer is a super troll. Everyone cannot be a winner.

[dicker]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

Well thank you wide open for not forgetting me, I'm touched.

Do I get a consolation prize? perhaps only 500 years burning in hell as opposed to the full eternity?

I've decided if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, let's see how it goes from now.

By the way friend, maybe you should change your user name, some might consider it a queer's name, what you got that's wide open, I hope for your salvation it's not your butt cheeks that are wide open!

I pray for thess brother that it is indeed only your eyes that are open!


Praise God in all his glory!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

Well thank you wide open for not forgetting me, I'm touched.

Do I get a consolation prize? perhaps only 500 years burning in hell as opposed to the full eternity?

Sorry.

1. We aren't Catholics. There is no Biblical evidence for a limit on time spent in Hell; Catholics made that up so they could sell 'indulgences'. (Look it up.)

2. We don't set your sentence. God does. We aren't the judge or the jury; we are merely the people shouting the warning of the consequences you choose with your sinful deathstyle.

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

True, but they have to post too. Otherwise, every non-believer is a super troll. Everyone cannot be a winner.

I was referring to his introduction thread.
Only "Tell me what I'm doing wrong." repeating 3 times or something.
I see it's now deleted. Praise Jesus!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

By the way friend, maybe you should change your user name, some might consider it a queer's name, what you got that's wide open, I hope for your salvation it's not your butt cheeks that are wide open!

Typical. Only someone with his mind in the gutter would think it's about my bottom. My name does refer to the bottom OF MY HEART, which is Wide Open for the love of The Baby Jesus.

I've never been so insulted in my life.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

I stand by my first choice. It's a crazy loophole-seeking fool.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

I stand by my first choice. It's a crazy loophole-seeking fool.

It's a tough call Brother. I would say we have "l'embarras du choix" if I'd speak french, which luckily I don't.

[dicker]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

"Typical. Only someone with his mind in the gutter would think it's about my bottom"

Some might say only someone with his mind in the gutter would even think people would want to poke a cucumber up their butt rather than a good old fashioned tallywhacker.

Swings and roundabouts, you guys think a cucumber is for poking and that wide open is an entirely heterosexual username.


Incidently, no one has answered my comment on the roughness and unpokability of Chinese cucumbers.

Pls read the thread on cucumbers prove God exist and enlighten me oh learned ones

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Worst Troll of the Weekend?

I changed my mind. I do think Dick-er is a worse troll than el heirro. You think he found the true path of Jesus, and then he only spends his time insulting True Christians. It's not funny, it's not shocking, and I get really tired of it.