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  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    OMG a forum advert!!! What will we ever do?? Maybe the Klowns would like to pick up our sponsorship?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      I must admit that my knowledge of religion is rather small . Juggalo is one that seems to have passed me by ? What is it that they believe in ?

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      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        ND, I have no idea what a Klown is. I went to log-in to your forum the other day and realized my Killer2587 name did not work so I looked around and apparently I had been re-named to KillerKlown, so you got me on that one.

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        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          To the almighty King Nobar, all I said was that godaddy.com is a website where they show explicit things so...yeah, I believe I am right on that assuming this is a Christian Church it should not be a hyperlink on this website. You might want to talk to your IT department if you have one. And to James Dewitt, despite what you have heard by these bunch of lunatics, Juggaloism is not a religion. We mainly believe the exact same things Christians believe, because that's what the majority of us are. We believe in God, Heaven, and Hell. They are all real things in our opinions. We worship God, just like you do. We believe if we worship Him and don't screw our life up entirely, we will get into Shang-ri-la (which you call Heaven) and won't go to Hell. All the EXACT SAME THINGS as Christianity because we are Christians.

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          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            Everyone else has told you and I will too... Jigaboos are NOT Christians.
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Ok...you might want to do your research on words because "Jigaboo" is a racial slur, not against Juggalos. So yeah...moron. If you are referring to Juggalos, then yes we can be both. There is nowhere besides crazy forums like this that says we can't be Juggalos and Christians.

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              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Excuse me, I meant to call you a mormon, not a mormon. haha

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                • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by KillerKlown View Post
                  ND, I have no idea what a Klown is. I went to log-in to your forum the other day and realized my Killer2587 name did not work so I looked around and apparently I had been re-named to KillerKlown, so you got me on that one.
                  You don't know what a Klown is. I am not surprised that you are using words that you are lost as to the meaning of. You are not the first (or sadly the last) to do that here.

                  Do you know what a Killer is?

                  Can you tell me why you would choose to put that in your name that you are known here by?

                  -ND

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                  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    Originally posted by KillerKlown View Post
                    Excuse me, I meant to call you a mormon, not a mormon. haha

                    Are you on crack?
                    Yours In Christ,

                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Sorry Gabriel, I meant moron. This keyboard sucks...

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                      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Well ND, if you could be so kind as to enlighten me as to what a Klown is, that would be awesome. And, as I told you before, I am not the one using the word. Killer2587 is something I have been using for over 10 years, it was just a nickname between me and my friends I had. Nothing more, nothing less. And no Gabriel, I am not on crack. Thank you for your assumption though?? I don't know what I am supposed to say to that...

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                        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by KillerKlown View Post
                          There is nowhere besides crazy forums like this that says we can't be Juggalos and Christians.
                          Have you read the Bible lately? Yes, there is a place that says you can't be both. Would you like me to quote GOD'S WORD for you?

                          Do not come waltzing in here acting all "Mightier Than Thou Art" when you are a completely transparent Heathen - lost in your own stupidity. You are simply a lost sinner that is going to burn in Hell for all eternity. Since you are such a good Christian have you read the part in the Bible about being REPEATEDLY RAPED FOR ALL ETERNITY because you are not a True Christian(tm)?

                          This is serious stuff! You are playing poker with your soul as your bet and a losing hand. Bluff all you want. But know that no amount of bluffing can change the numbers on your cards.

                          -ND

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                          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Actually, I would love for you to tell me where in the Holy Bible it says I cannot be both. Yes, I have read the part in the Bible where the damned will burn in Hellfire for eternity. But...if I am worshipping GOD, I think that my soul is ok, thanks for your concern though. And apparently, my keyboard is not letting me type moron so I will type it like this M0R0N. That should work. Sorry for the confusion...

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                            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by KillerKlown View Post
                              Actually, I would love for you to tell me where in the Holy Bible it says I cannot be both. Yes, I have read the part in the Bible where the damned will burn in Hellfire for eternity. But...if I am worshipping GOD, I think that my soul is ok, thanks for your concern though. And apparently, my keyboard is not letting me type mormon so I will type it like this M0R0N. That should work. Sorry for the confusion...
                              I quote two fast passages that come to mind. This is GOD'S WORD.

                              Isaiah 66:3
                              he that offereth an oblation, as if he offered swine's blood; he that burneth incense, as if he blessed an idol. Yea, they have chosen their own ways, and their soul delighteth in their abominations.

                              1 Corinthians 6:9
                              Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind created sources of prayer. There is but one God.

                              Go ahead and do it your own way. It feels better that way for you doesn't it. The only person that can't see through your lies is - YOU. Fooling yourself is easy for the weak minded. We call it Salad bar Christianity. Just take what you need. Tell yourself that just because you love Jesus or God that you are going to heaven.

                              It is all so obvious and to rebuke His word is nothing less than ignorance and stupidity.

                              -ND

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                              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Ok...let me get this straight. You said because I believe in God, love Jesus and God, and worship Them, that I am going to burn in Hell and that I am not going to Heaven?

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