[Nobar King]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

whats the irony. are you sad that a juggalo has a better education than you.

Third grade called and they realized they made a mistake. They want your diploma back.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Wow! I just finished reading this flurry of posts. These jug-heads are as stupid as brits only they have less personality.

This is a good lesson for the young people out there.

1) Do not have indiscriminate sex with the lower classes.

2) Stay in school, get a good education. It is only hard if you are a retard.

3) Being a fireman and riding around in the red truck with a Dalmatian looks like fun to a five year old. Grow up.

4) Being a idiot is nothing to be proud of.

5) If your parents do not care about you, maybe there is a good reason for it.

[Remy Lebeau]

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What on God's earth is "juggalo"? Is it some kind of circus act? The religion of carnival folk? Sounds awfully retarded.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What on God's earth is "juggalo"? Is it some kind of circus act? The religion of carnival folk? Sounds awfully retarded.

They're infesed with queers, I can tell you that. Bobby Joe and his boys in security passed this photo along to me months ago. Apparently their religion includes sexually assaulting strangers in public toilets.

[Juggle r Homos]

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you You people are a bunch of hypocrites.

yeah Yeah, we are such a bad group of people.

i I take being a juggalo as a lifestyle not a following of the group ICP.

but But this song here.[s/] is all about family. : what a true juggalo is and what we stand for. [s/]we[/s] We don't worship satan. we We worship god God.

and And all you angry people are making us famous.

*Satanic lyrics deleted*

[greenpomaceous]

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you people are a bunch of hypocrites

yeah we are such a bad group of people.

i take being a juggalo as a lifestyle not a following of the group ICP


but this song here. is all about family. what a true juggalo is and what we stand for. we don't worship satan. we worship god.

and all you angry people are makin us famous.

*Satanic lyrics deleted*

Can you please speak english?

[Nobar King]

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yeah we are such a bad group of people.

If ya don't like me ya can piffle Off!! piffle Off!!! piffle Off!!!

You get the answer right from the horse's mouth.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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but this song here. is all about family. what a true juggalo is and what we stand for. we don't worship satan. we worship god.

Thank you for posting this song below which proves you worship Satan. There is so much sin in this, I don't know if I can cover it all. There is no worship of God in these lyrics.

Who was you with when you got tatoos?
Who was you tripping with when you did them mushrooms?
Who the piffle threw up all over your car?
And then felt worse then you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll)

In three lines we have getting tattoos, taking hallucinogenics, and being a drunkard, all of which are prohibited by the Bible.

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Who loans ya money, homie?
Who owes ya cash?
Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass?
I don't know much but I gotta assume
When ya hit ya first neden, ya homies was in the room

More drug use, this time the devil's weed.

(Chorus)
We talking about HOMIES HOMIES
We are muthapiffleing HOMIES HOMIES!!!
We are juggalo HOMIES HOMIES!!!
HOMIES HOMIES (Man that's my dogg)

Cussing and gay pride. "Homies" is slang for "homosexual".

(Violent J)
Have you ever had a job that you truly dispise?
Like I dunno maybe dishwashing or piffleing flipping fries
Then you got this boss who thinks he's the don mega
Cause he the head manager (Cheap Smelly Fry Digger)

Every juggalo can relate to having a dead-end, bottom-of-the-barrel minimum wage job. Good way to reach the target audience!

All you could vision is ya'll beating him down
Your homies standing on his back while you kicking his head around
But responsibility is there, I can't lie tho
I would a been plucked his piffleing eyeball out with a chicken bone
Crazy as piffle I'll rip your peircings off
And now my homies are holding me back so I don't look soft

Okay, advocating violence against a man just because you don't like him as a manager. Beating him down, having your gay friends join in on the beating, and cutting out his eyeballs? These are all sins and anti-Jesus.

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
When you snuck the car out who did you get?
And when you got caught, who you blame that shit?
Hoping you relax while they scratch yo balls
Homies are talking about the hereos

Okay, more crime: Now it's stealing cars and having your homosexual friends rub your balls. Juggalos: Homosexual car thieves.

(Chorus)
HOMIES HOMIES!!
We are muthapiffleing HOMIES HOMIES!!!
We are juggalo HOMIES HOMIES!!!
HOMIES HOMIES!!
If ya don't like me ya can piffle Off!!
If ya don't like me ya can piffle Off!!
If ya don't like me ya can piffle Off!!
If ya don't like me ya can piffle Off!! piffle Off!!! piffle Off!!!
(ICP and Twiztid giving props in the background)
We talking about HOMIES HOMIES
We are muthapifflein HOMIES HOMIES
We are juggalo HOMIES HOMIES
HOMIES HOMIES
If ya don't like me ya can piffle Off!!
If ya don't like me ya can piffle Off!!
If ya don't like me ya can piffle Off!!
If ya don't like me ya can piffle Off!! piffle Off!!! piffle Off!!!

[/quote]

The lyrical brilliance of these musicians are astounding.

So ladies and gentlemen, you heard it from this juggaloser himself just what juggaloism is all about. It's about drug use, gay sex, crimes, violence, drug use, drug use, being in a gang, being white trash, disobedient to God, and worshipping Satan.

Thank you young man for proving our points.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Thank you for posting this song below which proves you worship Satan. There is so much sin in this, I don't know if I can cover it all. There is no worship of God in these lyrics.



In three lines we have getting tattoos, taking hallucinogenics, and being a drunkard, all of which are prohibited by the Bible.



More drug use, this time the devil's weed.



Cussing and gay pride. "Homies" is slang for "homosexual".



Every juggalo can relate to having a dead-end, bottom-of-the-barrel minimum wage job. Good way to reach the target audience!



Okay, advocating violence against a man just because you don't like him as a manager. Beating him down, having your gay friends join in on the beating, and cutting out his eyeballs? These are all sins and anti-Jesus.



Okay, more crime: Now it's stealing cars and having your homosexual friends rub your balls. Juggalos: Homosexual car thieves.

The lyrical brilliance of these musicians are astounding.

So ladies and gentlemen, you heard it from this juggaloser himself just what juggaloism is all about. It's about drug use, gay sex, crimes, violence, drug use, drug use, being in a gang, being white trash, disobedient to God, and worshipping Satan.

Thank you young man for proving our points.

That juggalope lifestyle I vile. That definite could be the religion of gypsies and carnies. Everyone knows they are all diseased thieves anyway.

[christianity is fals]

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wow this is why religions are all wrong because you bicker and argue but no one has any valid point you are all incompitent and should not be allowed to raise children for you will screw them up so bad that they will kill in the name of an imaginary magic maker named god who is a marter and a killer even if some how any one is right im sure god would condem you all for being completly imoral and destructive to each other mayby if you werent posting on some crappily thrown together web sites for people to talk about there imaginary freind named god then you might realise how wrong you are about everything and how much of your pitiful lifes you waste posting pointless message after message about of course your imaginary hate monger god

,love
cristianity is false

[lrbailey]

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I think the "religion" more of a fad than anything else. It certainly won't be around in fifty years...if it is then we're F-ed.

[christianity is fals]

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hey i dont care about what you juggalos have to say i got no beef with you im only here to make fun of tons of fun up there

[Nobar King]

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mayby if you werent posting on some crappily thrown together web sites

VBulletin called and they're going to permanently ban you from all forum websites. Congratulations.

[WWJDnow]

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I think the "religion" more of a fad than anything else. It certainly won't be around in fifty years...if it is then we're F-ed.

Fred? Fued? Fled? Feed? Fied? None of those words fits.

[WWJDnow]

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wow this is why religions are all wrong because you bicker and argue but no one has any valid point you are all incompitent and should not be allowed to raise children for you will screw them up so bad that they will kill in the name of an imaginary magic maker named god who is a marter and a killer even if some how any one is right im sure god would condem you all for being completly imoral and destructive to each other mayby if you werent posting on some crappily thrown together web sites for people to talk about there imaginary freind named god then you might realise how wrong you are about everything and how much of your pitiful lifes you waste posting pointless message after message about of course your imaginary hate monger god

Would you mind repeating that with at least a half-hearted attempt to punctuate? I can't get past the second line without my eyes wandering.