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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #1

    Slogans for False Religions

    Let's play a game!
    1. Pick a false religion. Anything from Atheism to Zoroastrianism, or anything in between. (Catholicism? Wicca? Mormonism? Islam?)
    2. Make up a slogan which explains the false religion or its adherents in an entirely truthful, Godly manner.
    Here's an example!

    Catholics: Wanna-be cannibals too scared to eat REAL people
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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    • StHilarious
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2012
      • 8
      #2
      Re: Slogans for False Religions

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      Let's play a game!
      1. Pick a false religion. Anything from Atheism to Zoroastrianism, or anything in between. (Catholicism? Wicca? Mormonism? Islam?)
      2. Make up a slogan which explains the false religion or its adherents in an entirely truthful, Godly manner.

      Here's an example!

      Catholics: Wanna-be cannibals too scared to eat REAL people
      Taken straight out of the holy Catholic Catechism:
      The plan of salvation also includes those who acknowledge the Creator, in the first place among whom are the Muslims (par 841).

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409
          #3
          Re: Slogans for False Religions

          So what! The Catholic Catechism is not the Bible.
          Posted via Mobile Device
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Jedediah
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Fisher of Men
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 6824
              #4
              Re: Slogans for False Religions

              Mormonism: Like Scientology, but from the 19th century, with a little Jesus sprinkled in for good measure





              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079
                  #5
                  Re: Slogans for False Religions

                  Zen: Happiness is.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409
                      #6
                      Re: Slogans for False Religions

                      Classical Greek.

                      Gods behaving like your parents would in your worst nightmare (once you realised they have lusts) in front of your friends - AND EVERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE YOUR PARENTS.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Good Christian Woman
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 349
                          #7
                          Re: Slogans for False Religions

                          Lutheranism:
                          Diet Catholocism! It has the same poison, just less of it.
                          I got that one from here. http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...s/damnable.htm
                          1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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                            • Good Christian Woman
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 349
                              #8
                              Re: Slogans for False Religions

                              Wicca:
                              We think we have super powers!

                              Scientology:
                              We know crazy.
                              1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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                                • Jack O'fagan
                                  With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Feb 2011
                                  • 4836
                                  #9
                                  Re: Slogans for False Religions

                                  The Roman Catholic Church

                                  'No Child's Behind Left!'
                                  Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                  sigpic

                                  I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                    • Jedediah
                                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                      Fisher of Men
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 6824
                                      #10
                                      Re: Slogans for False Religions

                                      Universal Unitarians: Everyone goes to Heaven no matter what; now pass the marihuana cigarette maaan
                                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                        • Didymus Much
                                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                          • Jun 2010
                                          • 14079
                                          #11
                                          Re: Slogans for False Religions

                                          Buddhism: Happiness isn't.

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                                            • Jack O'fagan
                                              With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Feb 2011
                                              • 4836
                                              #12
                                              Re: Slogans for False Religions

                                              Islam.

                                              It will blow you away!
                                              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                              sigpic

                                              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                • GayBilly
                                                  Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker, racist
                                                  • Feb 2012
                                                  • 31
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                  The Roman Catholic Church

                                                  'No Child's Behind Left!'
                                                  Okay, I'll admit it. While I dot agree with anything on this forum, that was pretty funny.
                                                  Posted via Mobile Device
                                                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                                                    • Jeremiah Abernathy
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Nov 2009
                                                      • 72
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Slogans for False Religions

                                                      Athiests: Angry, rebellious teens, and even angrier, depressed adults.
                                                      "And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
                                                      -Luke 12:4-5

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                                                        • Ahmad_Deedat
                                                          Unsaved trash, Islamofascist
                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                          • 57
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Slogans for False Religions

                                                          Christianity - Unfinished fairytales..
                                                          Deuteronomy 18:18 - I will raise them up a Prophet from among their brethren like unto thee and will put my words in his mouth and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command him

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