[theonetheonlyme]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retards?

Baptists don't have Popes, you retarded demon. You are thinking of Catholics. They are not Christian.

Exactly that’s what I’m referring too. I like that Christians don’t have a pope and I think that’s a flaw in the catholic religion. Like I said before, I was raised with a catholic family so I know they are the ones with the pope ting going on.

[Pessimism&Pageantry]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

i don't have any particular feeling one way or the other for those of the juggalo and juggelette variety, it's all a matter of choice. it seems a little unfair to lump previously stated group of people into one sum. i've known a juggalo or two in my existence and they were very kind and polite. anyways, all i'm really saying is that everyone deserves a chance, looks aside.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

i don't have any particular feeling one way or the other for those of the juggalo and juggelette variety, it's all a matter of choice. it seems a little unfair to lump previously stated group of people into one sum. i've known a juggalo or two in my existence and they were very kind and polite. anyways, all i'm really saying is that everyone deserves a chance, looks aside.

"Kind and polite" isn't enough to keep you out of hell, friend.


Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

[Pessimism&Pageantry]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

ah, that was a very informative sermon and i enjoy the fact that you took the time to so kindly direct me to it. i read it, of course, and i suppose you make an acceptable point about kind and nice not being enough to save one from hell. it IS a lifestyle choice, all of it. christianity as well as whatever the term for juggalo(ette) "religion" is. but i still stand by my original reasoning in regards to people not being put into one lump sum.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

ah, that was a very informative sermon and i enjoy the fact that you took the time to so kindly direct me to it. i read it, of course, and i suppose you make an acceptable point about kind and nice not being enough to save one from hell. it IS a lifestyle choice, all of it. christianity as well as whatever the term for juggalo(ette) "religion" is. but i still stand by my original reasoning in regards to people not being put into one lump sum.

Of course not. There are two lump sums: Christians and unsaved scum.

Matthew 12:30:
He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Matthew 6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

Which group will you join?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[juggalette]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

WHo ar you to judge... I am a true juggalette I am a nuclear engineer for the United States Navy....Which means I am not a retard...IF you would learn before you judge you would Know that ICP refers to biblical aspects... Cursing or fowl language will not keep us from God SO FUCK U ASSHOLES!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!! MMFWCL

[Nobar King]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

I am a true juggalette I am a nuclear engineer for the United States Navy...

:Shocked:

I'll be praying for all of the innocent sailors on any ship you're working on, that they don't melt down in the middle of the Indian ocean or wherever because they trusted their lives to a stupid juggalo.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Don't worry, Nobar. It is obviously lying. Nuclear engineers usually know how to spell. Judging by its writing, it's likely not out of junior high yet.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

WHo ar you to judge... I am a true juggalette

There's a problem with false juggalettes running around?

I am a nuclear engineer for the United States Navy....Which means I am not a retard...

Uh huh, and most cab drivers are secretly billionaires, they just drive cab for the social interactions. Or so they've told me.

IF you would learn before you judge you would Know that ICP refers to biblical aspects... Cursing or fowl language will not keep us from God SO piffle U ASSHOLES!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!! MMFWCL

Is this some strange foreign/retarded language? It means nothing in English.

[Ninjalotus]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

First of all, let me tell you to comment on ones diction (spelling for those who need a thesaurus to understand big words) is very petty and not very Christian. I went to Easter service today and it was spoke on how Jesus was hated by many. He was tortured. Looked on in disgust by those who refused to understand or like the many ignorant people on here who were afraid to look at the same meaning in a different way.He died for my sins and yours as well. You choose to take the gift of free will bestowed upon you and make hatred. I use it to embrace my Juggaloism and teach the LOVE God has given EACH AND EVERY PERSON regardless of their personal life choices. The vengeful God you speak of only exsists in the bible because it is MANS interpretation of His word. I feel bad for you all who cannot look beyond your little box to realize that no matter how He is worshipped that's all that matters? I am secure in sharing my faith and reaching out to all Juggalos- and beyond. Anyone who wants to know the message of love and how God is always present in your life and how to turn to Him is more than welcome to contact me. I will pray to God that you who are consumed with hatred will be blessed by His hand. May God be with you today and all days. and MCL

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

I went to Easter service today and it was spoke on how Jesus was hated by many.

Did you realize they where talking about you there?

You choose to take the gift of free will bestowed upon you and make hatred.

The only hate here is from you, we True Christians(tm) only have love.

Anyone who wants to know the message of love and how God is always present in your life

Please stop talking nonsense. You obviously never touched a Holy Bible in your entire life.

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

People God hates: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

First of all, let me tell you to comment on ones diction (spelling for those who need a thesaurus to understand big words)

**sigh**
There's a difference between spelling and diction.
Main Entry: dic·tion
Pronunciation: \ˈdik-shən\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin diction-, dictio speaking, style, from dicere to say; akin to Old English tēon to accuse, Latin dicare to proclaim, dedicate, Greek deiknynai to show, dikē judgment, right
Date: 1581
1 obsolete : verbal description
2 : choice of words especially with regard to correctness, clearness, or effectiveness
3 a : vocal expression : enunciation b : pronunciation and enunciation of words in singing


Main Entry: spelling
Function: noun
Date: 15th century
1 : the forming of words from letters according to accepted usage : orthography
2 a : a sequence of letters composing a word b : the way in which a word is spelled


I am so tired of these idiots coming on here that don't have a grade 3 grasp of grammar. No wonder my son did so well on his exams.

I went to Easter service today and it was spoke on how Jesus was hated by many. He was tortured. Looked on in disgust by those who refused to understand or like the many ignorant people on here who were afraid to look at the same meaning in a different way.

Feel good churches don't tell you the truth. I'm also rather sickened regarding how you would speak of his torture, do you get off on that sort of thing?

He died for my sins and yours as well.

yes

You choose to take the gift of free will bestowed upon you and make hatred.

What hatred? Telling someone the truth is not hatred.

I use it to embrace my Juggaloism and teach the LOVE God has given EACH AND EVERY PERSON regardless of their personal life choices.

This is why they don't allow women to teach at churches. Because the emotions get the better of us and we want to believe what we feel.

Psalms 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated

The vengeful God you speak of only exsists in the bible because it is MANS interpretation of His word.

Have you actually read the bible?

Isaiah 34:2 For the indignation of the LORD is upon all nations, and his fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.

Jeremiah
21:5 And I myself will fight against you with an outstretched hand and with a strong arm, even in anger, and in fury, and in great wrath.
30:23 Behold, the whirlwind of the LORD goeth forth with fury, a continuing whirlwind: it shall fall with pain upon the head of the wicked.

Micah 5:15 And I will execute vengeance in anger and fury upon the heathen, such as they have not heard.

Nahum 1:2 God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.

Zechariah 8:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; I was jealous for Zion with great jealousy, and I was jealous for her with great fury.

I feel bad for you all who cannot look beyond your little box to realize that no matter how He is worshipped that's all that matters?

The Bible disagrees with you.

I am secure in sharing my faith and reaching out to all Juggalos- and beyond. Anyone who wants to know the message of love and how God is always present in your life and how to turn to Him is more than welcome to contact me. I will pray to God that you who are consumed with hatred will be blessed by His hand. May God be with you today and all days. and MCL

Hell is full of "loving" christians that "felt" they were on the true path.

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth

[Minister Freekshow]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Let me just say that this site is a disgrace and that you need to quit twisting the bible to what you want. I know what the bible says and I have begun and online group to preach the message of Christ to the Juggalo community. I have allowed others to become clergy/admin on the group and help others. When I see people not exercising good judgement about God and the bible, it bothers me. I would encourage you and the people on this site to re-examine youreselves. You are exhibiting what the bible refers to as "proud" and God clearly states that he does not approve of those who are proud or haughty. Say what you want, but there's hundreds out there who support our group and the Juggalo community. I will be praying for you that you may see the light. I know you're just going to twist the bible more and that you are also going to dissect this entry. I know what I have said is right and God has given me peace about things concerning my online group and also about posting this.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Let me just say that this site is a disgrace and that you need to quit twisting the bible to what you want. I know what the bible says and I have begun and online group to preach the message of Christ to the Juggalo community.

Then you would know that Jesus tells us in Matthew 7 tells us

17Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Knowing that, how in any way is that compatible with the following? NSFW lyrics.

Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out
I didn't mean nothin' by it
I'ma make this quick,
i give your momma this dick
I don't know how it happened
I just know my nuts and
her itch were slappin
I was over there mowin the grass
and i could feel her eyes all up on my ass, And then
I went inside to make a phone call,
And there she was with her titty hangin out her bra
One thing just led to another,
and the next thing you know i'm butt pifflein your mother

I have allowed others to become clergy/admin on the group and help
others.

As we already knew. You are trying to start your own Jughead gang/cult.
I have to be going. If you're still here in a few hours, I will be glad to school you in the Holy Word.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Let me just say that this site is a disgrace and that you need to quit twisting the bible to what you want.

We never twist the Holy Bible! Unlike Hell bound fake Christians like you, we follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible. Every letter of it. If you think we ever twist the Holy Bible, please point out to us how exactly we did that. And don't forget to refer to the scripture since we care only about God's Holy Bible!

Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible:

• 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment):

• Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."
• Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"