[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

I'm like how most people on this forum are God believers, and are hating on a clothing scene that brought a lot of people together. Who knows what they're doing, yeah, they wear make-up and act cool, but what if someone had a problem, like a close friend passed away and all of their Juggalo friends helped him/her through it. Isn't that good in God's eyes?

No. Doing the Lord's work is good in God's eyes. Saying sorry to someone after you've staved their friend's head in with a hatchet doesn't quite cut it.

I don't want your pity, I would rather work for our money than steal from others and lie to people about the type of people we are. I care about my family do not assume I do not,as for the couch I hate the couch.

Why are you so full of hate?

[Slender Man]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Pastor Ezekiel, you say god dams the the judgemental, and the un-mercyfull. Yet you unmercyfully judge some people on this fourm. And god dams hypocriyes. You must be going to hell 3 times over.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Pastor Ezekiel, you say god dams the the judgemental, and the un-mercyfull. Yet you unmercyfully judge some people on this fourm. And god dams hypocriyes. You must be going to hell 3 times over.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Pastor Ezekiel, you say god dams the the judgemental, and the un-mercyfull. Yet you unmercyfully judge some people on this fourm. And god dams hypocriyes. You must be going to hell 3 times over.

If I tell you, "If you go speeding down this residential street at 60 mph, the cop at the corner will give you a ticket," am I judging you, or am I warning you?

Likewise, if I tell you, "If you persist in choosing to engage in sodomy, or adultery, or lying, or lustful thoughts, or envy, or any other sin, God will cast you into His Lake of Fire at Judgment," am I judging you, or am I warning you?

In both cases, I'm warning you.

What you want is someone to lie to you and tell you that God won't burn you alive for all time in His Lake of Fire for your sins, and that you can go on being a sodomite, or a Juggaloser, or whatever you wish. Sorry, we won't do that.

Lying, you see, is a sin.

[Slender Man]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Ezekiel, are you the leader of this crazy cult ? If so PLEASE just make your followers drink the kool aid already !

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Ezekiel, are you the leader of this crazy cult ? If so PLEASE just make your followers drink the kool aid already !

Someone needs to back up a little and read the noobs thread. Try lurking a little bit for Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Ezekiel, are you the leader of this crazy cult ? If so PLEASE just make your followers drink the kool aid already !

What a hateful monster you are! You want everyone who doesn't mock God to die!

[Dawkinian]

Ok, if we are talking about brain damage I would like to mention the inbreed practices that made the terrible white genes that made Jedediah and the gay (homosexual genes) that made my Brother Gayggallos. I am guessing they would like to smash me with more points from their blog. Maybe I am not religious enough for those two queers, but at least I will be alive long after they are dead, so who's really going to win this argument.

I will interpret the bible as god intended. and not listen to old washed up old guys that mean nothing to the generation that matter. Enjoy your place of privilege while you can, I going to take over soon enough.

(Signed: true baptist.)

"Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum" What are you talking about. You are making me so angry! All I want is sex from a man!

I said brother I wanna get all up on Violent Gay's dick, not Shaggy's!

43 points? Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch

How classy is this reason. You're really proving a point here. I am such a total juggloser.

You are a bunch of wise people! (you Love Jesus, don't you.)

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Obviously it's because they do not have Jesus in their lives makes them dull, but it must be all that paint huffing that makes them act retarded.

Just look at the picture of average juggaloser.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Obviously it's because they do not have Jesus in their lives makes them dull, but it must be all that paint huffing that makes them act retarded.

Just look at the picture of average juggaloser.

Looks like he tried to eat a clown.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Why do these maniacs always choose silver paint? I've seen it before. Just too foul
You'd think they'd go for the pink at least once in their lives.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Why do these maniacs always choose silver paint? I've seen it before. Just too foul

You'd think they'd go for the pink at least once in their lives.

Nah, then people might figure out that they're "down low" homosexuals.

That's all part of the "Carnival", you know.

THE CARNIVAL IS BUTTSEX!!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Nah, then people might figure out that they're "down low" homosexuals.

That's all part of the "Carnival", you know.

THE CARNIVAL IS •••••••!!

(sorry, I've never been interested in chroming)

[Johnnymustbgoin2hell]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

I just had to post something.

This whole entire discussion is so horrible that I'm sure all of you will be going to hell. You guys are worshiping your own clown too. Just cause you read the same book every week doesn't make you special nor make your views any better than anyone else's (I read it btw and it wasn't a good book).

The saddest part though is that all of you are much older than these children you are harassing. Aren't you suppose to treat others with an open mind and heart? I personally can't wait til most of you pass on to whatever shit future awaits you. I'd rather be a juggalo than a racist, sexist, homophobic christian like I am sure most of you are. But instead i'll just stay me for now.

And for the guy who mentioned buttsex or whatever. Clearly you are repressing something deep down. Since last I checked, there has been quite a few more little boy touchings by "good" christians than any touchings by your "demonic" juggalos. I mean jesus christ will you all look at the fucking facts and not that old book for a second. I think you've all forgot what year it is. Times change. Apparently you dicks and cunts don't.

Ps. Sorry to be rude but I can't see any other way to get through to you thick headed "good" people. I just hope to god(...yeah your god) I don't end up where you all do. Heaven or hell. I'm pretty sure Jesus died for (y)our sins already. Past, present and future. So I guess I'm all set then

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

I just had to post something.

No, you chose to post something. Liar.

The saddest part though is that all of you are much older than these children you are harassing.

Please explain to me how we, on our privately-operated Christian church's discussion forum, being attacked and cussed at and subjected to unending Skript Kiddie DDOS attacks, are "harassing" someone else.

Aren't you suppose to treat others with an open mind and heart?

No. I thought you said you'd read the Bible. Guess you were lying.

What a surprise. A lying Juggaloser.

Since last I checked, there has been quite a few more little boy touchings by "good" christians than any touchings by your "demonic" juggalos.

No True Christian™ has molested a child. We are not Catholics, imbecile.

Ps. Sorry to be rude but I can't see any other way to get through to you thick headed "good" people.

Let me point out to you how well that's worked:

Piss off, jackass.

I'm pretty sure Jesus died for (y)our sins already. Past, present and future. So I guess I'm all set then

Right, you never read the Bible. Only those who believe AND OBEY are Saved. All others will spend all eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire. Try John 3:18 on for size.

Enjoy.