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  • #1

    WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

    We probably ought to do more to protect folks from St Patrick's Drunken Day, but here goes...

    IRISH FOLKS...

    Many Are Catholic
    Many Have Red Hair
    Drink Un-American Beer
    Most Have Lots of B.O.
    Spawned Sinead O'Connor
    Spawned Sandra Day O'Connor
    Can't Seem to Manufacture Anything
    Speak Worse English Than Messicans

    Get Drunk and Vomit at Funerals of Their Relatives, Who Drank Themselves to Death.

    YOUR THOUGHTS???
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
    Tags: irishers: inside-out negroes
  • #2
    Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

    Aren't they also evil little leprechauns?
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    • #3
      Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Aren't they also evil little leprechauns?
      Evil Gay Little Leprechauns
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      • #4
        Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

        They're into all kinds of satanic things. Here's a couple of Paddy's practicing yoga.



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        • #5
          Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

          And look what they eat.

          (2 Peter 3:10)

          But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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          • #6
            Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

            Let us not forget Irish Republicans papists are also terrorists who go out killing protestants at every opportunity.
            READ THE BIBLE

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            • #7
              Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

              A recent photograph of a typical Irish shop
              Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 05-24-2008, 09:07 PM.
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              • #8
                Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                This might explain alot.

                (2 Peter 3:10)

                But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                • #9
                  Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                  And this vile display of furrie parents leading their children into their own sick depravity! Something must be done!

                  Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:26 PM.
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                   Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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                  • #10
                    Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                    We probably ought to do more to protect folks from St Patrick's Drunken Day, but here goes...

                    IRISH FOLKS...

                    Many Are Catholic
                    Many Have Red Hair
                    Drink Un-American Beer
                    Most Have Lots of B.O.
                    Spawned Sinead O'Connor
                    Spawned Sandra Day O'Connor
                    Can't Seem to Manufacture Anything
                    Speak Worse English Than Messicans

                    Get Drunk and Vomit at Funerals of Their Relatives, Who Drank Themselves to Death.

                    YOUR THOUGHTS???
                    I thought you liked Sinead O'Connor (Remember what she did on Saturday Night Live?)
                    Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                    • #11
                      Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                      Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                      I thought you liked Sinead O'Connor (Remember what she did on Saturday Night Live?)
                      She's a bald mary-worshiping lezbean who hates Jesus. What's to like?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #12
                        Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        She's a bald mary-worshiping lezbean who hates Jesus. What's to like?
                        Nope...She got excommunicated for being falsely ordained a priest (invalidly) in a schismatic church.

                        I was thinking you liked her because she tore up that picture of John Paul II on Saturday Night Live once...But I guess you don't now (you can't stand Rastafarians)
                        Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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                        • #13
                          Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                          The Irish even have ugly Rock stars.
                          With teeth even worse than the British

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                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                          • #14
                            Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                            They have homer "rockstars" trying to seduce Godly President Bush.
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                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • #15
                              Re: WARNING ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE!

                              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                              Aren't they also evil little leprechauns?
                              Isn't your "fiance" of Irish decent?

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