[Brother Temperance]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Being as tonight is Sunday night this unicycle image is appropriate:

Does that represent the Demonrat Party following Barack Osama's leadership? I noticed he's wearing an Islamist fez.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

I am concerned about the sexual overtones of unicycling. Never have I seen a device that concentrates so much force and vibrations directly into the male and female's most depraved of body parts. My warnings about bicycles and Women should pale against what a unicycle is capable of doing. And I can only imagine the sexual pleasure a homosexual male might find (actually I am surprised there aren't more non-True Christians riding these unicycles without the seat installed!).

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[lady_c]

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Whoa Tali's a murderer? !!She's also a dike!!

[Talitha]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Whoa Tali's a murderer? !!She's also a dike!!

Stop persecuting me.
Also, stop trying to hide insults in your Posts.

[JennyD]

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Whoa Tali's a murderer? !!She's also a dike!!

Sister Tali is not only not a murderer, but she is also not an earthen dam!

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Would this be considered a unicycle?:



Would you trust that guy?

[Nobar King]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

That one's cool, here's a video:

Here's the predecessor:

They're obviously lacking something that the Segway has, like a computer controlled balancing mechanism. I suppose trying to invent a vehicle like that must seem innovative at the time. It isn't until you've wasted all your money and years on it that it doesn't pay out.

[Nobar King]

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This one seems even more unsafe:

[tLakota]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

I am concerned about the sexual overtones of unicycling. Never have I seen a device that concentrates so much force and vibrations directly into the male and female's most depraved of body parts. My warnings about bicycles and Women should pale against what a unicycle is capable of doing. And I can only imagine the sexual pleasure a homosexual male might find (actually I am surprised there aren't more non-True Christians riding these unicycles without the seat installed!).

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I don't see how riding a bike could be all that bad. My dad made me ride a bike for years to school and back to teach me responsibility and build character. The winter months were cruel, the wind would bite my hands, and I would slip on ice and patches of snow. Sometimes, I would even fall into puddles and soak my pant legs, which would then freeze. The dry, cold air burns your lungs and chaps your lips if you didn't bundle up properly, and sometimes I hated the world because it was so freakin' cold outside and I just wanted a ride to school.

But here I am. Still alive, I still dress modestly, and I'm still a virgin after taking a purity pledge and being baptized. Even through high school I haven't given any more attention to guys than the one-armed sideways hug with plenty of adults around. So I don't get it... How can riding a bike be a forbidden activity? If my dad says it's okay(he works in government by the way) it should be fine right?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Unicycles are neither bicycles or pogosticks. Therefor they are luke warm and I spit them out as God commands me.

Why would you try to put a unicycle in your mouth in the first place?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Why would you try to put a unicycle in your mouth in the first place?

What is it with your Wickers and your perverted thoughts? Must everything be sexual to you?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

What is it with your Wickers and your perverted thoughts? Must everything be sexual to you?

I didn't say anything about sex. You said you spit out unicycles. In order for you to spit something out, it must be in your mouth. I was just curious as to why you would put a unicycle in your mouth.

[Nobar King]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Do you ride a unicycle? I don't trust you, so you would fit into that category.

[JennyD]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

What is it with your Wickers and your perverted thoughts? Must everything be sexual to you?

I've heard that Wickers like to lick the seats of bicycles . . . especially those big BANANA seats!

She probably was thinking back to what she and her husband did with that tandem bicycle last weekend, and figured it's so normal in her Godless community that True Christians(tm) must do similar depraved things.

I, for one, have never licked, stroked, sniffed, or otherwise inappropriately engaged the seat of a bicycle, unicycle, motorcycle, or cyclist of any sort!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Unicyclists: Can they be trusted?

Do you ride a unicycle? I don't trust you, so you would fit into that category.

No, I ride a mountian bike, not a unicycle, but it looks like it wuld be fun.