[Nobar King]

Re: Tattoos and cult worship

Hello Kitty Tattoo Hell:

My wife’s friend came by and proudly displayed her new Hello Kitty tattoo. There is nothing worse to a Hello Kitty fanatic than having someone do something that would indicate in any way that they were more of Hello Kitty fan than the fanatic. My wife doesn’t often get jealous when it comes to Hello Kitty (how could she with all this crap she has?), but that wasn’t the case this time. So my wife is now insisting that she needs to get a Hello Kitty tattoo (or more) and is searching for the perfect one at the moment. Unfortunately, there seem to be plenty of Hello Kitty tattoos to choose from:






While the thought of anyone wanting to place Hello Kitty on their skin permanently is disturbing in its own right (wife: “It’s so cute and sexy and a tribute to Hello Kitty”), it also will add another aspect to Hello Kitty Hell. One of the only times that I don’t have to see Hello Kitty is when my wife doesn’t have any clothes on — a tattoo would make Hello Kitty Hell a 24 hour a day ordeal.

It's a sad story indeed. It'll soon be a family of hello kitty demons.

[Wide-Open]

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To be honest, I think tattoos are a sandnigger conspiracy.

Have a look at this!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Tats are disgusting, even when they attempt to be GODLY.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Those most at risk from snake bites include children and adults under 120 lbs. Alcohol use is involved in more than 50% of snake bites in the USA. Also, people with tattoos are more likely to get bitten though the correlation between tattoos and alcohol use has not been fully researched in snake bite occurrence. It appears, however, that the most likely candidate for a snake bite is the tattooed drunk who is staggering around in the wild outdoors.

Clearly that old serpent, satan, knows his own... devil worshippers, every one of 'em!

[Nobar King]

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Speaking of snake bites, whatever you do, DON'T Google Puff the Magic Dragon tattoo. This is a warning, and anyone who choses to do so does at their own risk. Don't come crying to me when you claw your eyes out.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Hello Kitty Tattoo Hell:


It's a sad story indeed. It'll soon be a family of hello kitty demons.

Hello Kitty? How old is your wife - 8?

[Nobar King]

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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Hello Kitty Tattoo Hell:


It's a sad story indeed. It'll soon be a family of hello kitty demons.

Hello Kitty? How old is your wife - 8?

They let you back in? And the first thing you do is attack a True Christian and accuse him of taking a child bride and engaging in statutory rape, which is a crime? That is slander, sister. Double slander.

I was hoping that during your time off you might have had a moment to learn how to think critically; did you notice that the story you responded to was clearly quoted from a hello kitty tattoo blog, and were not the words of the person (me) posting the information?

[Roberta]

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Hello Kitty? How old is your wife - 8?

Dear Dancer,

I thought you had been permanently banished for this sort of childishness. In civilised countries, a white person under age 18 cannot legally get a tattoo.

R

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dear Dancer,

I thought you had been permanently banished for this sort of childishness. In civilised countries, a white person under age 18 cannot legally get a tattoo.

R

In the US, a minor CAN legally get a tattoo if a parent signs a consent form.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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did you notice that the story you responded to was clearly quoted from a hello kitty tattoo blog, and were not the words of the person (me) posting the information?

I did not realize that. I apologize.

[WheatHatin_MoleWhacker]

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the only cult i listen to is cult 45 mofackas!!!!

[Talitha]

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the only cult i listen to is cult 45 mofackas!!!!

I believe you have a faulty Keyboard friend.

[WheatHatin_MoleWhacker]

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cult 45 thats the stuff

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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cult 45 thats the stuff

I can only agree with Sister Talitha - I'm sure that "cult 45" are the other 45 people who believe you are a complete and utter cult.

[Nobar King]

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Jesus does not want you to get any Metallica tattoos.

Especially not a group portrait or their fake signatures. Are these guys stalkers? I wonder what Kirk Hammet would say if you were to show him his likeness in your hairy armpit?