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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12978

    #16
    Re: Karate is evil, and hated by God!

    Originally posted by AngelKatie3 View Post
    Honestly, I didn't wrote my introduction thread.
    OK. I'll wait until you do.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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    • ChemistryRules
      Unsaved trash, meth lab owner
      • Apr 2013
      • 14

      #17
      Re: Karate is evil, and hated by God!

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Mr. Maduro; a gun is how you defend yourself.
      I'm new to all his Christianity stuff, but where exactly in the bible is stated that you can use a gun?
      I'm just asking this because those things with roots eastern "religion" are very evil, in example this "karata" Revr. Green taught me about in his post. And as far as I know, guns require some sort of gunpowder, which was founded in china.

      I'm still reading the bible very thoroughly, PRAISE THE LORD! PRAISE JESUS!
      Exodus 14:21 And Moses stretched out his hand over the sea; and the LORD caused the sea to go back by a strong east wind all that night, and made the sea dry land, and the waters were divided.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #18
        Re: Karate is evil, and hated by God!

        Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
        I'm new to all his Christianity stuff, but where exactly in the bible is stated that you can use a gun?
        I'm just asking this because those things with roots eastern "religion" are very evil, in example this "karata" Revr. Green taught me about in his post. And as far as I know, guns require some sort of gunpowder, which was founded in china.

        I'm still reading the bible very thoroughly, PRAISE THE LORD! PRAISE JESUS!
        God's chosen frequently employed the superior weaponry of the time in which they lived. While mere women sometimes employed improvised weapons, such as a tent peg in the Book of Judges, no saved person in history uses Karate. Karate is gook stuff and anyone who uses it is a traitor to America, God's chosen nation.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #19
          Re: Karate is evil, and hated by God!

          Just say the names of these "arts" aloud: karate, taekwondo, aikido, jiu jitsu, judo. Do these sound like things a True Christian would practice? No. They sound like things you would marinate a dog with.

          As the good Rev. Green pointed out, these traditions are all based in Zen, or the emptying of the mind, which is a form of spiritual suicide. God tells us we must always keep Him in mind.

          Isaiah 26:3
          Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace, whose mind is stayed on thee: because he trusteth in thee.

          Matthew 22:37
          Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.


          Just like a woman who walks the streets in revealing attire invites strange penises to enter her, so too does purging one's mind of Christ open it up to all sorts of horrors, including demon possession. Sure, the martial "arts" might be useful in a bar fight, but is it worth casting off the Armor of God?

          Ephesians 6:11
          Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.


          Truth is, there's only one martial arts technique you will ever need. I, Sensei Virginia, will now impart to you this ancient knowledge. Are you ready? Listen carefully.

          Step 1: Point your gun at the person who is threatening you.
          Step 2: Pull the trigger.

          This very powerful budo. Make sure use wisely!
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          • GodWithUs
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • May 2013
            • 2

            #20
            Re: Karate is evil, and hated by God!

            I almost joined a karate school as a child, luckily my god fearing mother recognized the instructor for what he was, a homosexual liberal.

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            • Pastor Ed Lowman
              Southern Hospitality Exemplified
              Always kind and loving
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2011
              • 1838

              #21
              Re: Karate is evil, and hated by God!

              Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
              I'm new to all his Christianity stuff
              Christianity has only been around for 2,000+ years. The Bible has been waiting for you to read it ALL that time!

              Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
              where exactly in the bible is it stated that you can use a gun?
              As Brother Jenkins explained, we improvise any method of control to re-educate and conquer. If the Bible had to specifically mention everything it authorized, it would be ten miles thick and impossible to read.

              For instance, it tells us explicitly that homosexuals are worthy of death (Romans 1:26-32), as well as implicitly on matters such as abortion (Proverbs 6:17), that we can congregate in rooms of a house (Acts 1:13), or that we can attend general social functions (I Cor. 10:27), etc.

              In the case of guns, Luke 22:36: "now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Had guns existed in Jesus' time, He would have had His disciples marching across the lands with M16s and AR15s, conquering in His Name (Acts 1:8) like we do today.


              Originally posted by ChemistryRules View Post
              I'm just asking this because those things with roots eastern "religion" are very evil, in example this "karata" Revr. Green taught me about in his post.

              And as far as I know, guns require some sort of gunpowder, which was founded in china.
              EXACTLY! We use the chink's weapons against them!



              Pastor Ed

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              • Virginia Day Templeton
                Christ's Battle Axe
                 
                • Dec 2006
                • 2827

                #22
                Re: Karate is evil, and hated by God!

                Has anybody heard of Krav Maga? Apparently this is a martial art created (stolen) by Israeli Jews, though I believe it is actually the fourth-most popular Jewish combat style after Nose Fencing, the historical art of Nail Fu, and Shooting Palestinian Children In The Back Of The Head.
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