[SVCLIII]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

sure got quiet here... did that hit home?..

[Levi Jones]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

sure got quiet here... did that hit home?..

You mean did you bore Dirk until he decided to take a nap?

[SVCLIII]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

You mean did you bore Dirk until he decided to take a nap?

with his hands under the covers maybe...

oh by the way study your bible good man, your report got the facts all backwards... Lots daughters got the idea of getting him drunk so that he would lay with them, not the other way around...

[Daikinin]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Not as long as you learn American, so you can read God's own word in the original language (the King James Authorized Version, 1611)

I took the liberty of consulting the Department of Faith, and they provided me with this handy map of the target area:

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It doesn't matter whether you're Danish, German or Muslim. Jesus (and the Department of Faith) knows where you live, so drop to your knees and find Jesus, before Jesus finds you.

How do you guys even begin to justify creating Christianity? The US didn't exist in the time of our savoir Jesus Christ. You are all mere products of Our Good Lord triumphs in Europe - actually most of you are descendants of deviant scum from Europe. Unholy homosexuals, criminals God-forsaken bastards, unfit for a Christian Europe. You may have found Our Lord since, but claiming rights to Jesus our Savoir is flat out blasphemy!
Shame on you, and shame on your house!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

How do you guys even begin to justify creating Christianity? The US didn't exist in the time of our savoir Jesus Christ. You are all mere products of Our Good Lord triumphs in Europe - actually most of you are descendants of deviant scum from Europe. Unholy homosexuals, criminals God-forsaken bastards, unfit for a Christian Europe. You may have found Our Lord since, but claiming rights to Jesus our Savoir is flat out blasphemy!
Shame on you, and shame on your house!

Who settled at Plymouth Rock? Oh yeah, Puritans. We are the descendants of them. While England was partying it up after Cromwell II was ousted, our ancestors were deep in study of the Bible.

[Daikinin]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Who settled at Plymouth Rock? Oh yeah, Puritans. We are the descendants of them. While England was partying it up after Cromwell II was ousted, our ancestors were deep in study of the Bible.

Fine, you're all from Plymouth Rock. Let's simply let that one pass...

And then you spent 200 years studying the REAL Bible to make your own? That's, well that simply blasphemy. You are the ones taking our Lords name in vain, presenting your own idols - did not God forbid this?

I praise our Lord and Savior. You steal and corrupt His god name.

[BblThmpr]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

If you are really admitting to being Danish, I rather think that we cannot take your evidence seriously.

The Danes have been brought up Danish and cannot think independently for themselves. If they could, they would choose not be Danish. Therefore your translations are dismissed as Danish propaganda, or as we say, 'Satanic.'

I am Danish, and I admit to everything said in this thread. (And the other as well).

We are all rapists, in fact, my mother was raped by two negroid slaves brought here by some American, one of them made her pregnant, or maybe both?
So it is indeed in our blood.

And we are all colorblind as well, so there are severe issues with showing our real flag, as the Swedish, Danish and Finnish flag are of a similar pattern; they really need to put some kind of symbol on it. Perhaps a Viking helm with horns?

We Danes are simply.. evil. But gladly, some of the descendants of our Rape Tours™ during the pre medieval times decided to follow their forfathers to the great country now known as America, or as we say in Denmark: Vinland.
Luckily, you have gotten rid of all the racism and hatred towards other people, and do not mock their intelligence, religion or skincolor. I applaud you for that.

Anyway, i must be off, it's time for my daily sacrifice of goats. May they burn in a hellish fire.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I am Danish, and I admit to everything said in this thread. (And the other as well).

We are all rapists, in fact, my mother was raped by two negroid slaves brought here by some American, one of them made her pregnant, or maybe both?
So it is indeed in our blood.

And we are all colorblind as well, so there are severe issues with showing our real flag, as the Swedish, Danish and Finnish flag are of a similar pattern; they really need to put some kind of symbol on it. Perhaps a Viking helm with horns?

We Danes are simply.. evil. But gladly, some of the descendants of our Rape Tours™ during the pre medieval times decided to follow their forfathers to the great country now known as America, or as we say in Denmark: Vinland.
Luckily, you have gotten rid of all the racism and hatred towards other people, and do not mock their intelligence, religion or skincolor. I applaud you for that.

Anyway, i must be off, it's time for my daily sacrifice of goats. May they burn in a hellish fire.

At least you're a honest viking. Why don't you make an introduction of yourself in the Introduction Forum and tell us a bit about what brings you here and how you found Jesus?

Everybody can be Saved®, including you, if you only accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness.

YIC,
Alex

[True Disciple]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

And then you spent 200 years studying the REAL Bible to make your own? That's, well that simply blasphemy. You are the ones taking our Lords name in vain, presenting your own idols - did not God forbid this?

I can't remember anyone saying this. We all use the KJV 1611 around here. Are you possessed by demons that make you ramble incoherent nonsense?

[rasseh]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I don't know, please tell me: am I Danish?

- I was raped last week
- I was raped yesterday
- I feel like raping someone in return
- I still love my mother
- I am beginning to find men with large beards attractive (thank you for showing me the way)

Could it be?

[Dirk]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

I don't know, please tell me: am I Danish?

- I was raped last week
- I was raped yesterday
- I feel like raping someone in return
- I still love my mother
- I am beginning to find men with large beards attractive (thank you for showing me the way)

Could it be?

Yes!

[denmark92]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

This looks alot like many Muslim forums after the mohamed cartoons.

Hmmm. makes you think, are all fanatics really the same?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

are all fanatics really the same?

All Danes are the same: Godless and damned.

[Troels]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

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Hmmm...I am Danish and have been living in Denmark my entire life. I met God at a biblecamp here in Denmark on the 16th of July 1992. Before that I was raised in a Christian family, but during my first 19 years I didn't want to have anything to do with God.
But after I excepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior, I found out that all people are equal in the eyes of God, even those we define as evil.
Despite color, despite race, despite gender we are all dear to our God, in whom's picture we are created.
It is our job as Christians, to love all other people as we love ourselves. It is NOT our job to judge ANYONE, nomatter where they live or how they behave. God tells us to repent every day. He also tell's us to forgive those who hurt us in any way nomatter how hard it might seem.

When all this is said I will tell you all a little bit about Denmark. Denmark is a free country where everyone is allowed the right to think for themselves. (Gods greatest gift to the human race is free will) We have the freedom of speech (hence the muhammeddrawings) As someone said earlier it is legal to drink in Denmark when we reach the age of 15, it's legal to smoke at the age of 18, but we are not allowed to drive before the age of 18 as well. In Denmark there is no poverty, and our youngsters over 18 get paid to go to college.. Minimum wage in Denmark is around 30000-40000 usdollars and basically all Danes are happy

I know that Denmark invented pornmovies back in 1969, and I am not proud of that, but I think that, like in all other countries, Satan can find weak people he can manipulate into doing his plan, which is to destroy everything God has created.

All in all we have to be humble and forgiving, how else can we ever show others the way to salvation. Certainly not by pushing or telling them that they HAVE to believe. Most people need to be shown the truth, the way and the life, NOT TOLD!

Do NOT be judgmental, but forgiving. Do NOT be proud, but humble. Instead of talking behind someone back, we should pray for Gods will to happen.

[Aratheras]

Re: Is Denmark Evil?

Haha. Great read.

Keep making fools out of yourselves. Good entertainment.