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  • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

    Originally posted by Troels View Post
    But after I excepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior, I found out that all people are equal in the eyes of God, even those we define as evil.
    That is incorrect. Look, for example, at what God told the Israelites:

    Deuteronomy 10:14-16:
    Behold, the heaven and the heaven of heavens is the LORD's thy God, the earth also, with all that therein is.
    Only the LORD had a delight in thy fathers to love them, and he chose their seed after them, even you above all people, as it is this day.
    Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked.


    It is NOT our job to judge ANYONE, nomatter where they live or how they behave. God tells us to repent every day.
    You are very wrong. God asks us to judge other people multiple times in the Bible:

    1 Corinthians 6:2-3:
    Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
    Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

    1 Corinthians 2:14-16:
    But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
    But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
    For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.

    John 7:24:
    Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.


    When all this is said I will tell you all a little bit about Denmark. Denmark is a free country where everyone is allowed the right to think for themselves. (Gods greatest gift to the human race is free will) We have the freedom of speech (hence the muhammeddrawings) As someone said earlier it is legal to drink in Denmark when we reach the age of 15, it's legal to smoke at the age of 18, but we are not allowed to drive before the age of 18 as well. In Denmark there is no poverty, and our youngsters over 18 get paid to go to college.. Minimum wage in Denmark is around 30000-40000 usdollars and basically all Danes are happy
    Sounds like a gay-infested, liberal hellhole to me. A citizen of Sodom likely would have told a similar story back in the days of Lot.

    All in all we have to be humble and forgiving, how else can we ever show others the way to salvation. Certainly not by pushing or telling them that they HAVE to believe. Most people need to be shown the truth, the way and the life, NOT TOLD!
    Of course they have to be both shown and told. How else are they going to stay out of Hell? Around here, we are honest about Salvation(tm), you know, believe in Jesus or burn in Hell:

    John 14:6:
    Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


    Do NOT be judgmental, but forgiving. Do NOT be proud, but humble. Instead of talking behind someone back, we should pray for Gods will to happen.
    Being judgmental and being forgiving are not mutually exclusive, you know. And I don't get in what way we are supposed to be proud.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

      You guys aren't serious, are you? It's a joke this page, this thread and everyone commenting on it?

      www.landoverbaptist.net, the world's laughing stock, or at least this thread..

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      • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

        @God_himself Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

        Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

        If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
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        • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

          I jsut recieved an infraction from my post above. It might've been too offending too label this whole site a laughing stock, but I can't see if the question to weather or not this thread is for real can be offending? You can call me a blind and uneducated heathen, but I can't see that my post is anymore wrong than the post wrongly translating danish tv and the many posts calling the danish population rapists?
          Would an reply on my subjective thoughts of America be accepted in the same way? Or is this site, other than praising jesus, a way of the pompous people to demean the world around them without any real substance?

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          • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

            Originally posted by God_himself View Post
            You guys aren't serious, are you? It's a joke this page, this thread and everyone commenting on it?

            www.landoverbaptist.net, the world's laughing stock, or at least this thread..
            Jep! But still fun to debunk !

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            • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

              Originally posted by God_himself View Post
              I jsut recieved an infraction from my post above. It might've been too offending too label this whole site a laughing stock, but I can't see if the question to weather or not this thread is for real can be offending? You can call me a blind and uneducated heathen, but I can't see that my post is anymore wrong than the post wrongly translating danish tv and the many posts calling the danish population rapists?
              Would an reply on my subjective thoughts of America be accepted in the same way? Or is this site, other than praising jesus, a way of the pompous people to demean the world around them without any real substance?
              We have the Bible, the Holy word of God himself to back us up, what do you have? JACK SQUAT!

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              • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                Can you please inlighten me then and tell me were exactly this is written?

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                • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                  Originally posted by God_himself View Post
                  Can you please inlighten me then and tell me were exactly this is written?
                  It is written in the Holy Bible KJV1611. Now, go read it and stop mocking Jesus.
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                  • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    We have the Bible, the Holy word of God himself to back us up, what do you have? JACK SQUAT!
                    What you have is a collection of fairy tales written by 2000 years ago by a bunch of superstitious camel herders.
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                    • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                      Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
                      Not as long as you learn American, so you can read God's own word in the original language (the King James Authorized Version, 1611)
                      Ehm, original language?
                      Translations such as the King James Version are derived from existing copies of ancient manuscripts such as the Hebrew Masoretic Text (Old Testament) and the Greek Textus Receptus (New Testament). Today's Bible translations are merely related to how translators interpret a word or sentence from the original language of the text source (Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek).

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                      • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                        Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                        It is written in the Holy Bible KJV1611. Now, go read it and stop mocking Jesus.
                        "And so it is writting, all Danes are rapists. The Danish men all will have carnal knowledge of a woman through force, threat, or intimidation. "

                        Oh, now I see it..

                        What about the woman? Do they rape too?

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                        • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                          What you have is a collection of fairy tales written by 2000 years ago by a bunch of superstitious camel herders.
                          No, we have the Word of God Almighty Himself. If you pick up a copy of the KJV1611 and read it you will find that it is indeed the Word of God, He told us it is!
                          God is not a camel herder, and I am sure when you are riding the log flume to hell, He will tell you that Himself!

                          Repent ya spaghetti worshiper!

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                          • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            No, we have the Word of God Almighty Himself. If you pick up a copy of the KJV1611 and read it you will find that it is indeed the Word of God, He told us it is!
                            God is not a camel herder, and I am sure when you are riding the log flume to hell, He will tell you that Himself!

                            Repent ya spaghetti worshiper!
                            I have the TRUE Gospel, it makes no mention of the KJV1611, so what you say must be false, yes your Bible touches on some events that are in the Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster but it invariably gets them wrong.
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                            • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              No, we have the Word of God Almighty Himself. If you pick up a copy of the KJV1611 and read it you will find that it is indeed the Word of God, He told us it is!
                              God is not a camel herder, and I am sure when you are riding the log flume to hell, He will tell you that Himself!

                              Repent ya spaghetti worshiper!
                              What is the word of God? The bible? That doesn't answer my question to where you find divine evidence that all danes are rapists... And please dont say that it's commence sence without having any hard evidence...

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                              • Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                                Originally posted by God_himself View Post
                                What is the word of God? The bible? That doesn't answer my question to where you find divine evidence that all danes are rapists... And please dont say that it's commence sence without having any hard evidence...
                                The evidence is right here!
                                Also, you need the KJV1611 Bible to have hard evidence at all. It's the Only Way™.

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