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  • awesomeness
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2010
    • 138

    #271
    Re: Is Denmark Evil?

    Originally posted by gurker View Post
    And most sane people will tell you that The Baptist Church is a sad, small cult of racist and intollerant American bigots, who believe themselves to be raised above everyone else.
    What a bunch of Denmarkistanian propaganda!

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    • Johannes Kirkeholm
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2010
      • 395

      #272
      Re: Is Denmark Evil?

      Originally posted by gurker View Post
      And most sane people will tell you that The Baptist Church is a sad, small cult of racist and intollerant American bigots, who believe themselves to be raised above everyone else.
      We True Christians(tm) are above everyone else. God is the ultimate authority on every subject (He is omniscient) and He thinks that we are perfect:

      Psalm 119:1-4
      Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
      Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart. They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.
      Thou hast commanded us to keep thy precepts diligently.

      We are not racists and all though most True Christians(tm) are American some of us come from Denmark
      To the atheists:

      To the false christians:

      Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

      Hosea 13:16
      Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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      • Dane/VikingShame!!!!
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2011
        • 7

        #273
        Re: Is Denmark Evil?

        I'm sorry but that translation could not be more wrong!

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #274
          Re: Is Denmark Evil?

          Originally posted by Dane/Vikingpride!!!! View Post
          I'm sorry but that translation could not be more wrong!
          What are you talking about?
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Dane/VikingShame!!!!
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2011
            • 7

            #275
            Re: Is Denmark Evil?

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            I thought you might like to see what the Danes show on daytime TV (translation by my nephew Zebulun):

            10:30 Stealing bats
            11:10 Lust for Gold
            11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
            12:00 Update on Masochism
            12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
            12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
            12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
            13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
            13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
            14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
            14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
            15:00 Update on Masochism

            All this is broken up by adverts for bacon, butter, beer and porn.
            Sorry, but that translation is all wrong!
            And the channel that shows it is advertfree.

            Where is Zebulun from?

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            • Dane/VikingShame!!!!
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2011
              • 7

              #276
              Re: Is Denmark Evil?

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              What are you talking about?
              Sorry, i messed up some quotations

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              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2193

                #277
                Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                Originally posted by Dane/VikingShame!!!! View Post
                Sorry, i messed up some quotations
                Well, it's better than messing up the whole of Western Europe like your great grampas did.

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                • Dane/VikingShame!!!!
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 7

                  #278
                  Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                  Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                  Your national symbol is a demon half-harlot, half-fish... of course it is evil...
                  What on earth are you talking about?

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #279
                    Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                    Originally posted by Dane/VikingShame!!!! View Post
                    What on earth are you talking about?
                    Mermaids. Like the statue you have in the harbor in Copenhagen.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Johannes Kirkeholm
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 395

                      #280
                      Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                      Originally posted by Dane/VikingShame!!!! View Post
                      And the channel that shows it is advertfree.
                      Do you watch DR1?! That channel is owned by the Denmarkistani government It is filled with communist propaganda You need to get satelite TV so that you can watch Fox News which is the only objective news station available in Denmarkistan.
                      To the atheists:

                      To the false christians:

                      Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

                      Hosea 13:16
                      Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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                      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2193

                        #281
                        Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                        And then there's those reindeer-hunting, tent-dwelling wannabe-Apaches in the north too. Can't just live in normal houses and get jobs, no they prefer to Lapp up the 'ain't doin' nothing, ain't harmin' nobody' lifestyle.

                        Pretty conclusive if you ask me. The country's on a smörgasbord to Hell.

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                        • Gods Hand!
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 39

                          #282
                          Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                          Germans aren't any good either. They did purified their country and nearly the rest of Europe. But for God that doesn't count, because it was not a holy war. Therefor God sees this war invalid. I guess you could say it officialy never even happend.
                          KEEP THE FAITH, KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE KIDS!

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                          • The bringer of light
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 6

                            #283
                            Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                            Yup no question about it

                            Why else would they invent rape, porn and the internet to spread it like a cancer!!

                            Alle who use the internet are worshipping false idols, the internet is just as bad as the false idol...All who wtach TV will burn in HEll!!!

                            If youre ancestors come from another country than America you will burn in Hell

                            Jesus save us all!!!

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                            • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                              Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2193

                              #284
                              Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                              Originally posted by The bringer of light View Post
                              Yup no question about it

                              Why else would they invent rape, porn and the internet to spread it like a cancer!!

                              Alle who use the internet are worshipping false idols, the internet is just as bad as the false idol...All who wtach TV will burn in HEll!!!

                              If youre ancestors come from another country than America you will burn in Hell

                              Jesus save us all!!!
                              Rather an extremist viewpoint, don't you think?

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                              • The bringer of light
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 6

                                #285
                                Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                Really, get off the drugs, they're not good for you.

                                Satan can speak any language he wants, there's a difference between what Satan can do and Satanic practices. The Bible tells us that Satan can appear as an angle of light, doesn't make all angles Satanic.

                                Jesus didn't speak Hebrew, he spoke Aramaic.
                                Actually the bible dosnt mention Satan at all, its the Jews thing!!

                                The bible though have Lucifer, Leviathan and Legion...oh and Anti-Christ meaning anybody who dont believe in Christ, not a being that is evil!!

                                Lucifer being a fallen angel cast down by God to suffer in Hell, not rule!!!

                                Everybody in Hell suffers even the Demons!!

                                Oh and by the way tell me where in the Bible it says hell has fire????

                                And according to this website you are not forgiven for the sins of your father, therefore everybody who originates in Europe and a lot of other countries are going to burn in Hell..oh yeah and Californien which apparently isnt a part of the U.S.A.....
                                Im not sure if they mean North America or South America, since technical speaking they arent really countries but continents (When you speak of america)

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