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  • #316
    Re: Is Denmark Evil?

    Originally posted by Scientia View Post
    Let me show you what this is translated as:
    10:30 Stealing bats
    11:10 Lust for Gold
    11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
    12:00 Update on Masochism
    12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
    12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
    12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
    13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
    13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
    14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
    14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
    15:00 Update on Masochism

    And now the true translation:
    10:30 The debate
    11:10 The golden apples
    11:30 A noon wioth Nis Boesdal (it is a name)
    12:00 DR Update - news and weather
    12:10 Horsiont - The battle of the torch (a documentary about the olympics)
    12:35 Re-visit with Burtalis (brutalis is a rhino named Brutalis cause of its brutality)
    12:55 Friends on adventure
    13:25 Market for life (like a scar...)
    13:50 Super neighbour
    14:20 Come again.
    14:50 News in sign language    15:00 Update - news and weather.

    Please at least use google translate...
    What is this, the broadcast list for a public access channel in Hell? Both lists manage to be both offensive and boring at the same time.

    "12:35 Re-visit with Burtalis" Rhino bothering? No wonder Jesus doesn't like Denmark.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #317
      Re: Is Denmark Evil?

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      They're are right next to the source of all Euro-Trash evil and perhaps the most depraved country on earth next to California; Norway. With out a doubt you are like most Danes and part Norwegian. This means you like engage in drunken orgies with other men and goats. I will pray that Jesus helps you to become and ex-Norwegian friend.
      OMG, i am laughing so hard i think it took about an hour before i could cool down, you must seriously be the most stupid guy ever.. Sure i am Norwegian, i dont drink. smoke, fight and never been in trouble at all.. absolutly dont gay, and actually dont know any gay people.. So, this is a nice American site where you ga.. sorry guys talk religion in a nice way, and realy loving the people like jesus did.. lol.. Kind of funny looking at the tv show Cops where everyone thats stoped got drugs on them, they fight and men dress up like teenage girls.. ( puh ) and in other shows about religion you can see " true christians " pray they will win the lottery, the backtalk eachother, fights and kills.. And thats just the start of it.. lol

      And you call European for Euro-trash?!? LMAO....

      And BTW jackoff You are not a Indian, so that means that your family are south americans or Europeans...

      This site is the funniest ever, i realy dont have to see a American DVD about drinking, f......, partying or taking drugs to laugh.. I just have to visit this site and look at all you mormons thinking that being christian makes you a better person, and that this religion is real.. LOL Dear you.. Religion is for the weak ones that need something in their life so their life aint so worthless.. If i am Eurotrash.. lol.. my friend, you are Trailer-trash!!
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #318
        Re: Is Denmark Evil?

        We are not mormons!!!
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        • #319
          Re: Is Denmark Evil?

          Originally posted by anti-christ fool View Post
          OMG, i am laughing so hard i think it took about an hour before i could cool down, you must seriously be the most stupid guy ever.. Sure i am Norwegian, i dont drink. smoke, fight and never been in trouble at all.. absolutly dont gay, and actually dont know any gay people.. So, this is a nice American site where you ga.. sorry guys talk religion in a nice way, and realy loving the people like jesus did.. lol.. Kind of funny looking at the tv show Cops where everyone thats stoped got drugs on them, they fight and men dress up like teenage girls.. ( puh ) and in other shows about religion you can see " true christians " pray they will win the lottery, the backtalk eachother, fights and kills.. And thats just the start of it.. lol

          And you call European for Euro-trash?!? LMAO....

          And BTW jackoff You are not a Indian, so that means that your family are south americans or Europeans...

          This site is the funniest ever, i realy dont have to see a American DVD about drinking, f......, partying or taking drugs to laugh.. I just have to visit this site and look at all you mormons thinking that being christian makes you a better person, and that this religion is real.. LOL Dear you.. Religion is for the weak ones that need something in their life so their life aint so worthless.. If i am Eurotrash.. lol.. my friend, you are Trailer-trash!!
          Wasn't it William Shakespeare who said "There is something rotten in Norway"? At least patriots like Anders Behring Breivik are trying to stop the moslemization of your little country. Membership in SIAN and NDL continues to increase so it's apparent that a majority of your citizens have accepted Jesus Christ and are committed to the preservation of a Christian lifestyle. I was shocked to learn that in Norway 16 year old boys are permitted to marry and "churches" fly rainbow flags. King Harald is a baptized Christian and head of the Church of Norway. Do you consider your monarch a weak person leading a worthless life?

          You say you don't drink (and you probably don't have any tattoos, either). There are more drunks in Norway than in Finland. Check out downtown Oslo on a Saturday night. And isn't it true that on Maundy Thursday in commemoration of Our Lord's Last Supper Norwegians get juiced and try to invade Strömstad in Sweden? Why there is even a statue in Bergen celebrating public inebriation?

          PMAO Eurotrash, for your eternal soul...
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          Come climb my mountains.

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          • #320
            Re: Is Denmark Evil?

            Originally posted by Scientia View Post
            Let me show you what this is translated as:
            10:30 Stealing bats
            11:10 Lust for Gold
            11:30 A Morning in my Niece’s Bedroom (porn)
            12:00 Update on Masochism
            12:10 Camping (homersexual stuff)
            12:35 Rape with Brutality (children’s program)
            12:55 VD treatment (with startling graphics)
            13:25 The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant)
            13:50 Like Super Mario but worse
            14:20 Come Hither – (priests enticing choirboys)
            14:50 Update on Masochism for Children
            15:00 Update on Masochism

            And now the true translation:
            10:30 The debate
            11:10 The golden apples
            11:30 A noon wioth Nis Boesdal (it is a name)
            12:00 DR Update - news and weather
            12:10 Horsiont - The battle of the torch (a documentary about the olympics)
            12:35 Re-visit with Burtalis (brutalis is a rhino named Brutalis cause of its brutality)
            12:55 Friends on adventure
            13:25 Market for life (like a scar...)
            13:50 Super neighbour
            14:20 Come again.
            14:50 News in sign language            15:00 Update - news and weather.

            Please at least use google translate...
            Who is Dr. Update?

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            • #321
              Re: Is Denmark Evil?

              Originally posted by Kerplunki Zerplopski View Post
              Save your soul? do the Danish HAVE souls?
              Yes I am from denmark, I do have a soul and I am a true Christian

              So either you feel sorry for yourself or you are a Idiot

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              • #322
                Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                Point of order!

                You are unsaved trash. Not a True Christian(tm).

                I'm surprised you can't see it near your name.

                Helpfully Yours in Christ.
                Posted via Mobile Device
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • #323
                  Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                  Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                  Point of order!

                  You are unsaved trash. Not a True Christian™.

                  I'm surprised you can't see it near your name.

                  Helpfully Yours in Christ.
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  Yes on this Forum I may be Unsaved Trash, but In Life I am a true Christian

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                  • #324
                    Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                    Originally posted by Blackadder View Post
                    Yes on this Forum I may be Unsaved Trash, but In Life I am a true Christian
                    Ah nice, so you follow the bible to the letter too. Must be great to be in this Godly forum where everyone is 100% biblically correct.

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                    • #325
                      Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                      So I just have your word for it?

                      That's not gonna fly here, buddy boy. Too many people mince into God's Favourite website making such claims. Maybe you can prove you is a good 'un but till that time I'll be keeping my peepers particularly peeled around you

                      All the best.
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                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • #326
                        Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                        Well first of all : god created all men to be equal. So what right do you guys have to judge the work of God? He ,the almighty, have a plan with EVERYTHING, and nobody execpt God can possiblely know what that plan is about.



                        Do you hate the work of God?

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                        • #327
                          Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                          Originally posted by Adrian E Woodhall View Post
                          Well first of all : god created all men to be equal.
                          Please cite Scripture to support your assertion, or shut your ignorant mouth. This is a Christian forum, not a place for you to spew your own vain morality or what you imagine God to have said and done.


                          So what right do you guys have to judge the work of God?
                          As blood-bought children of God (Acts 20:28, Romans 8:14), we are commissioned by the LORD to judge righteous judgment and to do the work of evangelists (John 7:24, II Timothy 4:2, I Corinthians 5:13). For more information, please study Reverand Osborne's sermon on the matter:
                          The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

                          Try reading the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) before presuming to tell us what it means to be a Christian. We don't care what you think. We only care what God thinks.

                          Isaiah 29:14
                          Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.
                          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                          • #328
                            Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                            Originally posted by Adrian E Woodhall View Post
                            Well first of all : god created all men to be equal.
                            The Holy Bible doesn't back you up.

                            Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #329
                              Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                              Originally posted by Adrian E Woodhall View Post
                              Well first of all : god created all men to be equal...
                              That's from the US Constitution, not the Bible.

                              I know which I'd rather be protected by.

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                              • #330
                                Re: Is Denmark Evil?

                                How come american christians hate other people so much? I have NEVER seen so much hate from people who claim to be messengers from god.
                                Let Him Who is Without Sin Cast the First Stone!
                                Denmark is NOT evil.... !!!

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