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  • #646
    Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Are you that ugly, fat girl who was here a while ago? You know, the one who is embarrassed about what she looks like?
    Nope. Can't say I am. I'm not embarrassed at all about my body. Im 5'8" and weigh 184lbs. Yeah. I'm overweight. No. I don't care at all what anyone else thinks of me.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • #647
      Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

      Originally posted by xXEmilyMaeLittenXx View Post
      Yes. There are only two sexes, but there are many ways of thinking. Many sexual preferences. Cia here, like me and many others, don't care about gender. Only personality.
      That's nice, and STILL bisexual. I know you Emu's aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, but surely even people as dense as you can comprehend that there are only 2 sexes in which you can be attracted to. One of those two is the wrong one, depending on which sex you are.
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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      • #648
        Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

        Originally posted by Des View Post
        It's called BIsexual, dummy.
        I don't mean to overstep my bounds, Brother, but perhaps a better, more accurate word here would be "skanky whore"? I'm no scientist, but it seems to me someone who would put out for anything is pretty filthy.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #649
          Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I don't mean to overstep my bounds, Brother, but perhaps a better, more accurate word here would be "skanky whore"? I'm no scientist, but it seems to me someone who would put out for anything is pretty filthy.
          ***Disgusting insults removed by moderator***, stay in your own lane.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • #650
            Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            I don't mean to overstep my bounds, Brother, but perhaps a better, more accurate word here would be "skanky whore"? I'm no scientist, but it seems to me someone who would put out for anything is pretty filthy.
            Well, yes, but I was using the technical term.

            You would think that the parents of these Emus would teach them what sex they were before letting them on the computer. Apparently this is too much to ask. So, CiaLOY, this is for you:

            Go to the bathroom, cupcake, and pull down your pants/up your dress. If you have an outie, you are a boy. If it is an innie, you are a girl.

            Got that part figured out? No? Well, try again. A weewee means you are a boy, a jina means you are a girl.

            OK, whew! Now, on to sex.

            If you like the opposite sex, you are heterosexual, straight, normal.

            If you like the same sex, you are homersexual, gay, abomination.

            If you like both sexes you are bisexual, slut, skank, abomination.

            But no matter how you cut it, there are only two, count them, two, sexes for you to lust after. If you like them 'all', ie pan, then you are, say it with me now, BI-SEXUAL.

            Are we clear, or do I need to draw you some pictures?
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • #651
              Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

              Originally posted by Des View Post
              Well, yes, but I was using the technical term.
              Your patience and kindness is an inspiring sight to behold, Brother!

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #652
                Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

                Originally posted by Des View Post
                Well, yes, but I was using the technical term.

                You would think that the parents of these Emus would teach them what sex they were before letting them on the computer. Apparently this is too much to ask. So, CiaLOY, this is for you:

                Go to the bathroom, cupcake, and pull down your pants/up your dress. If you have an outie, you are a boy. If it is an innie, you are a girl.

                Got that part figured out? No? Well, try again. A weewee means you are a boy, a jina means you are a girl.

                OK, whew! Now, on to sex.

                If you like the opposite sex, you are heterosexual, straight, normal.

                If you like the same sex, you are homersexual, gay, abomination.

                If you like both sexes you are bisexual, slut, skank, abomination.

                But no matter how you cut it, there are only two, count them, two, sexes for you to lust after. If you like them 'all', ie pan, then you are, say it with me now, BI-SEXUAL.

                Are we clear, or do I need to draw you some pictures?
                I appreciate your attempt to simplify this situation, however I am still confused about some things I saw in a video.

                To put it without too much information, a herman and a he-she were getting it on with two lesbians. Believe me, you are as confused as I am. I think that's what they mean by pan-sexual. Either that, or it's about fucking in a frying pan.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #653
                  Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I appreciate your attempt to simplify this situation, however I am still confused about some things I saw in a video.

                  To put it without too much information, a herman and a he-she were getting it on with two lesbians. Believe me, you are as confused as I am. I think that's what they mean by pan-sexual. Either that, or it's about piffleing in a frying pan.
                  No. I don't wanna have to spell it out for you, because frankly, I'd rather get back to watching Titanic. But, since you all seem to be dumb, CIA AND I (ALONG WITH A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE) COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT GENDER.I WILL GALL IN LIVE WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR PERSONALITY, NOT THEIR GENITALS. I COILD FALL FOR A GIRL, A BOY, OR A ***removed potty language*** HERMAPHRODITE. I don't care if someone has a ***removed vulgar references to genitalia***, or something inbetween. I'll love them for them and not their sex organs.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • #654
                    Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

                    Originally posted by xXEmilyMaeLittenXx View Post
                    No. I don't wanna have to spell it out for you, because frankly, I'd rather get back to watching Titanic. But, since you all seem to be dumb, CIA AND I (ALONG WITH A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE) COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT GENDER.I WILL GALL IN LIVE WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR PERSONALITY, NOT THEIR GENITALS. I COILD FALL FOR A GIRL, A BOY, OR A piffleING HERMAPHRODITE. I don't care if someone has a dick, a vagina, or something inbetween. I'll love them for them and not their sex organs.
                    That sounds really good but I don't believe a word of it. You apparently DO care about gender, since you write so much about it. Plus, if I was unlucky enough to be the fruit of your attention, I would be worried that you would would leave me for anyone at all, man, woman or other.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #655
                      Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

                      Originally posted by xXEmilyMaeLittenXx View Post
                      Yes, because worshipping a dead guy is so much better than worshipping a living, breathing man who has saved many lives and is a huge inspiration to hundreds of thousands of people. <<< Idiot Logic.
                      Gerard Way died? Best news I heard today, other than I saved 15% on my car insurance.

                      God lives in all True Believers™
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #656
                        Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

                        Originally posted by xXEmilyMaeLittenXx View Post
                        Nope. Can't say I am. I'm not embarrassed at all about my body. Im 5'8" and weigh 184lbs. Yeah. I'm overweight. No. I don't care at all what anyone else thinks of me.
                        Obviously. From a distance too.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #657
                          Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Are you that ugly, fat girl who was here a while ago? You know, the one who is embarrassed about what she looks like?
                          Originally posted by xXEmilyMaeLittenXx View Post
                          Nope. Can't say I am.
                          You look like her.
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                          • #658
                            Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

                            I would like to talk to you about my own depression today, for years and years I suffered- no amount of therapy helped. One day I listened to a song, I'm Not Okay by My Chemical Romance, and it has changed my life. Here I list the consequences of my listening to their music:
                            -I stopped self-harm
                            -I became less depressed
                            -I found friends who care for me and love me
                            -I learnt to love myself again
                            Do they sound bad? A human life was saved by this man, along with countless others saved, is that not good? He has flaws as we all do and he accepts his, do you accept yours?
                            I shall list a few here...
                            -Hypocritical
                            -Homophobic
                            -Judgemental
                            If he is gay, is that such a bad thing? A human being falling in love and being happy? Surely it cannot be. Consequences of gay marriage (or as I like to call it, "marriage"):
                            -Two people find happiness
                            -Two people share love
                            -Population is kept down
                            -Children are adopted and given the loving homes no straight couple would give them
                            Gerard has been through tough times but has shone through them all, lighting the way for others to follow. And you know what? If Heaven is this judgemental, homophobic, hypocritical mess that it seems to be, I would chose the Black Parade over Heaven ANY DAY.

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                            • #659
                              Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

                              Originally posted by Homo_Emo_Happy View Post
                              I would like to talk to you about my own depression today, for years and years I suffered- no amount of therapy helped. One day I listened to a song, I'm Not Okay by My Chemical Romance, and it has changed my life. Here I list the consequences of my listening to their music:
                              -I stopped self-harm
                              -I became less depressed
                              -I found friends who care for me and love me
                              -I learnt to love myself again
                              Nonsense. That's just your flesh talking. Your heart, which is coated in a thick, gooey layer of sin, has lied to you and deceived you into thinking you were lovable (Jeremiah 17:9). The reality is, Jesus still hates you today as much as ever, and if you refuse to acknowledge His Sovereignty, He will boot you straight into the very fiery pits of Hell (Revelation 20:15). From there, you can hum this sinful music to yourself in hopes it will distract you from the endless tears of pain and misery.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #660
                                Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

                                Originally posted by Homo_Emo_Happy View Post
                                I would like to talk to you about my own depression today, for years and years I suffered- no amount of therapy helped. One day I listened to a song, I'm Not Okay by My Chemical Romance, and it has changed my life. Here I list the consequences of my listening to their music:
                                -I stopped self-harm
                                -I became less depressed
                                -I found friends who care for me and love me
                                -I learnt to love myself again
                                Do they sound bad? A human life was saved by this man, along with countless others saved, is that not good? He has flaws as we all do and he accepts his, do you accept yours?
                                I shall list a few here...
                                -Hypocritical
                                -Homophobic
                                -Judgemental
                                If he is gay, is that such a bad thing? A human being falling in love and being happy? Surely it cannot be. Consequences of gay marriage (or as I like to call it, "marriage"):
                                -Two people find happiness
                                -Two people share love
                                -Population is kept down
                                -Children are adopted and given the loving homes no straight couple would give them
                                Gerard has been through tough times but has shone through them all, lighting the way for others to follow. And you know what? If Heaven is this judgemental, homophobic, hypocritical mess that it seems to be, I would chose the Black Parade over Heaven ANY DAY.
                                tl;dr

                                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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