[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

must you insult my friends?

Must you insult ?

[Des]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

must you insult my friends?

Must your friend insult God?

Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.

Job 1:21 And said, Naked came I out of my mothers wombe, and naked shall I returne thither: the Lord gaue, and the Lord hath taken away, blessed be the Name of the Lord.

Your friend's life belongs to God and is His to give and take away. She had no right to kill herself, and indeed, no True Christian™ would have done so.

[Des]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

Finally. A real question. A transgender is someone who is uncomfortable as their own gender. I was born female, but I have a more male personality.

I'm hoping this thread will help save your soul. Please read it, and I'll be praying for you.

[transPERVERTandgodHATESme]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

Thank you, Des, but know that I would never consider changing my actual gender. I appreciate that you are praying for me.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

Thank you, Des, but know that I would never consider changing my actual gender. I appreciate that you are praying for me.

That is very good news.

Have you thought of marrying a nice Christian man who can teach you how to be a woman?

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
Matthew 18:25 "But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made."
Ephesians 5:28-29 "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church."
1st Corinthians 7:4 "The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife."
1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

YIC

[transPERVERTandgodHATESme]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

Doctor Niles, I am way too young to be thinking about marriage! Maybe when I'm through with college.

[Des]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

Doctor Niles, I am way too young to be thinking about marriage! Maybe when I'm through with college.

How many times do I have to say this? You don't need a college degree to whelp young'uns. They'll pop out even if you can't read or count past 2.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

Doctor Niles, I am way too young to be thinking about marriage! Maybe when I'm through with college.

You're a male, aren't you? You have a tallywhacker? You aren't about to have children.

Why don't you join the army? It might make a man out of you.

[transPERVERTandgodHATESme]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

I hope I know what you mean by tallywhacker. I might use that word, it sounds witty out loud. As for me having one, no. I have not changed my gender, nor am I planning to anytime soon. However, the army is on my list of things worth doing in life. thanks Pastor.

As for "whelping younguns", jeez, I can't really think about things like that. Having a kid is a big responsibility, and if my significant other decides to divorce, then being single and raising a child would be hard. I want at least a high school education before I can even start thinking about having kids. But don't get me wrong, I have been preparing. I babysit for my neighbours, often. Their children range anywhere from 3 years to 14, and all of them are a blessing. It's taught me a lot, and if I do decide to have children, I just hope I'm ready emotionally.

[Basilissa]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

I hope I know what you mean by tallywhacker. I might use that word, it sounds witty out loud. As for me having one, no. I have not changed my gender, nor am I planning to anytime soon. However, the army is on my list of things worth doing in life. thanks Pastor.

As for "whelping younguns", jeez, I can't really think about things like that. Having a kid is a big responsibility, and if my significant other decides to divorce, then being single and raising a child would be hard. I want at least a high school education before I can even start thinking about having kids. But don't get me wrong, I have been preparing. I babysit for my neighbours, often. Their children range anywhere from 3 years to 14, and all of them are a blessing. It's taught me a lot, and if I do decide to have children, I just hope I'm ready emotionally.

So you haven't even found a decent guy (since you are a woman, you can only marry a man) to marry, and you are already thinking about divorce?! That's exactly the kind of thinking that causes 50% of marriages to end in divorce within the first five years. Marriage should be forever, dear, it's not some kind of cell phone contract.

[Des]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

4 of my boys have reached or are approaching marriageable age, and to be quite honest, I'm not so sure the missus is going to survive her 9th pregnancy, so women are something of a commodity in my household at the moment. But I certainly don't want one of my boys hitched to some floozy that thinks a marriage is something to be tossed aside like a used napkin or toxic waste.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

4 of my boys have reached or are approaching marriageable age, and to be quite honest, I'm not so sure the missus is going to survive her 9th pregnancy, so women are something of a commodity in my household at the moment. But I certainly don't want one of my boys hitched to some floozy that thinks a marriage is something to be tossed aside like a used napkin or toxic waste.

Brother, your sons are fine, upstanding young men in the community. The time they spend at the Peace[maker] Be With You Registration / Gun-Giveaway Drive is invaluable, and no decent man would overlook that kind of church loyalty and patriotism when considering a son-in-law. Besides, it's not like any of your boys are actually girls stuffing cucumbers and fleshlights into the front of their pants, or are boys strangling their precious seed under bandages in order to wear a skirt in public without the tell-tale bulge.

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

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Hi so first of all, i'm not religious, but I have been reading this form and I wanted to ask, if religion promotes loving your brother, then why do you pick at and bully people who aren't like yourselves? You being mean to all these people won't make anyone want to find god. You say that god hates groups of people just for being one way or another, when the bible tells you that god loves his children unconditionally. Gerard Way has never told me to do anything bad, only good things. He may have a dark way of conveying his message, but there is a method to his madness.

i think that people should be themselves, no matter if they are more feminine, more masculine, gay, straight, anything inbetween, likes dressing in dark clothes, like dressing in light clothes, whoever they feel like they are.

You seem to be trying to make people exactly the same, no individuality, nothing to make people special. You tell people they're going to hell for any little quirk or difference that makes them different from what you think "normal" people are.

Plus you take quotes from people and even quotes from the bible out of context to twist the meaning to be something completely different. So with that being said, please tell me how unicorns are satanic. I can't wait to hear the ways that dogs to to hell. What can you make up to make butterflies go to hell. I bet you could come up with plenty of "facts" from the bible to argue against all of those.

And by the way, I don't mind your nickname for me since my favorite singer is actually Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy and yes I am 13.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

Hi so first of all, i'm not religious, but I have been reading this form and I wanted to ask, if religion promotes loving your brother, then why do you pick at and bully people who aren't like yourselves? You being mean to all these people won't make anyone want to find god. You say that god hates groups of people just for being one way or another, when the bible tells you that god loves his children unconditionally. Gerard Way has never told me to do anything bad, only good things. He may have a dark way of conveying his message, but there is a method to his madness.

i think that people should be themselves, no matter if they are more feminine, more masculine, gay, straight, anything inbetween, likes dressing in dark clothes, like dressing in light clothes, whoever they feel like they are.

You seem to be trying to make people exactly the same, no individuality, nothing to make people special. You tell people they're going to hell for any little quirk or difference that makes them different from what you think "normal" people are.

Plus you take quotes from people and even quotes from the bible out of context to twist the meaning to be something completely different. So with that being said, please tell me how unicorns are satanic. I can't wait to hear the ways that dogs to to hell. What can you make up to make butterflies go to hell. I bet you could come up with plenty of "facts" from the bible to argue against all of those.

And by the way, I don't mind your nickname for me since my favorite singer is actually Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy and yes I am 13.

Go start your own thread in the introduction forum, snot-nose.

[I'm a 13 year old called "Patty"]

Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag!

Go start your own thread in the introduction forum, snot-nose.

Wow! This website is so welcoming! You have inspired me to find christ jesus in myself by calling me a snotnose! You are an inspiration! Not even any trace of politeness in your request! I am totally converting to being a baptist! (not.)