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  • Christie
    Unsaved trash
    • Aug 2014
    • 33

    #196
    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I have a question: How can you live with yourself? How can you look at yourself in the mirror every morning? What kind of a monster rejects the love of Jesus?
    Sorry, I don't understand.

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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #197
      Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

      Originally posted by Christie View Post
      Sorry, I don't understand.
      Typical atheist: a complete inability to see the world from any other perspective other than their own.

      Ever heard of empathy?

      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • BaptistBethany
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2014
        • 280

        #198
        Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

        Originally posted by Christie View Post
        Sorry, I don't understand.
        How can you not understand what our Pastor was saying? Why, even a four year old could understand it! Are you possibly a retard???
        Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
        Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
        ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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        • Naomi Ruth Lamb
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2013
          • 999

          #199
          Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

          The Creator of all mankind makes no mistakes; of this I am completely certain and will always be publicly oral. The fact that anyone would question GOD not only saddens me, but reminds me of a story I'd like to share:

          When I was a young girl of 12, a very strange thing happened at church. It was during Sunday School and we were all gathered in our classrooms when the door opened just as our teacher was about to tell us the wondrous story of Jesus feeding the 5000. A ginger girl entered the room and sat right in the front row just two seats from me. I was frightened, but also anxious to hear the teacher's lesson, so I focused on Jesus, as I knew in my little heart He would want me to do.

          As the teacher read the passages from our Lord's Word, I thought, "How I love Jesus so!" Despite not having a catering service for His crusades, He had it all in His control. What a glorious Savior. Sister Dorothea Jones told us how hungry the people were and went on to tell us of our Lord's solution. Most of us were praising the Lord, when the ginger girl spoke up loudly and said, "What if the people didn't like fish? Did Jesus think of that?" You could have heard a mouse take a leak on a cotton ball.

          Sister Jones smiled in her Christian, loving way and said, "I believe our sweet Jesus ensured that the fish was tasty for everyone, dear." But this didn't satisfy our crimson haired little demon. No! She said, "So He just makes us do whatever He wants, and doesn't care about what we like or what we want." I turned to her and said, "Well, of course!" After all, He IS God. She didn't listen for the remainder of the lesson, and didn't even bow her head when Sister Jones offered a prayer. Imagine my surprise when we went back into the main sanctuary and saw them - an entire family of gingers, seated in the back row where the heathens and low-tithers sat.

          It was only after we got home that Mother and Father shared similar stories to mine about the disruption these people had caused in their individual Sunday School classes. The mother had even gone so far as to say that women had a right to tell men what to do and that she wanted to become a pastor! (I had to laugh out loud, not totally understanding how this must have displeased our Christ Jesus). Father said we would not return to that church if these people were allowed to attend, and he made a phone call to the minister that very day to tell him so. Sure enough, the following Sunday these people tried to disrupt our church again, but they were stopped by security before they even reached the steps. It was a horrifying experience but one that taught me to completely disdain and stay away from gingers forever. Do they have souls? Well, my answer is NO. I am not a scientist, but I am a True Christian(TM), and Jesus tells me that I am right. Glory!
          1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
          Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
          Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
          Locations in 50 States and Canada
          !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
          Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
          Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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          • Christie
            Unsaved trash
            • Aug 2014
            • 33

            #200
            Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

            Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
            How can you not understand what our Pastor was saying? Why, even a four year old could understand it! Are you possibly a retard???
            I don't understand how does his statement answer my question.
            So I'm waiting for someone to explain

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            • BaptistBethany
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2014
              • 280

              #201
              Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

              Originally posted by Christie View Post
              I have a question: What if a baptist woman gives birth to a ginger?
              A True Christian woman would never give birth to a ginger. There! Does that answer your question?
              Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
              ***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #202
                Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                Originally posted by Christie View Post
                I don't understand how does his statement answer my question.
                So I'm waiting for someone to explain
                Oh, no! You mean that all the people gathered in this thread to discuss whether there's any proof that gingers have souls didn't drop everything they were doing RIGHT AWAY and put all of their efforts into immediately answering your irrelevant question, never mind the fact that they all have lives and families and occupations (that's a fancy word for "jobs") that require their attention just a little bit more than some rude-ass on the internet who hasn't even bothered to have the courtesy to introduce themself, even though they were specifically instructed to in their welcoming email?

                Let me be the first to apologize for everyone else's rudeness.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #203
                  Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                  Originally posted by Christie View Post
                  I don't understand how does his statement answer my question.
                  So I'm waiting for someone to explain
                  It doesn't. Your question is naught but a simply veiled distraction from what you need to know. You shouldn't be looking for loopholes to avoid eternal damnation, for the Lord God Almighty has already provided you with the only one you need - Faith (Romans 6:23). What you need to know is how to come by that faith. Fortunately for you, the Lord God Almighty has given you the one tool you need - the Holy Bible (Romans 10:17).

                  So stop trying to pick a fight, and start looking to your heart. Jesus is knocking. Will you let Him in?

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2013
                    • 999

                    #204
                    Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                    My, Sister Mary. Our Lord is knocking hard enough to move the entire house. Perhaps the people are sleeping at Christie's house - instead of being awake and aware that Christ is soon coming for His Elect, the Glorious Bride.

                    Praise!
                    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                    Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                    Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                    Locations in 50 States and Canada
                    !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                    Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                    Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                    • Christie
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 33

                      #205
                      Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Oh, no! You mean that all the people gathered in this thread to discuss whether there's any proof that gingers have souls didn't drop everything they were doing RIGHT AWAY and put all of their efforts into immediately answering your irrelevant question, never mind the fact that they all have lives and families and occupations (that's a fancy word for "jobs") that require their attention just a little bit more than some rude-ass on the internet who hasn't even bothered to have the courtesy to introduce themself, even though they were specifically instructed to in their welcoming email?

                      Let me be the first to apologize for everyone else's rudeness.
                      well I see them having time for posting on every topic on an entire forum so why wouldn't they have time to answer a question that doesn't require more than 2 mins? Does my question look like something that require everyone to stop from what they're doing RIGHT AWAY ? I said I'm waiting . I don't think I compelled anyone to drop whatever they were doing just to answer my question, I only said I'm waiting for an explanation (if anyone would have the will to give me one, of course ).
                      And I remember being polite , sorry if asking you to do the same thing is too much to ask.

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                      • Christie
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Aug 2014
                        • 33

                        #206
                        Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                        Originally posted by BaptistBethany View Post
                        A True Christian woman would never give birth to a ginger. There! Does that answer your question?
                        Yes. Thank you.

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14076

                          #207
                          Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                          Originally posted by Christie View Post
                          ...And I remember being polite...
                          As perfectly exemplified by your continued whining (with no Scripture) (or introduction, still).

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                          • Christie
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 33

                            #208
                            Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            As perfectly exemplified by your continued whining (with no Scripture) (or introduction, still).
                            Soooo not posting an introduction gives you the right to be rude with me. And it also means I'm not polite to other people.
                            Tell me if there's a quote in the Bible where it says not posting an introduction to a forum is a sign a person has no morals and it's not polite with other people. If there is no passage you can quote, it means your opinion is irrelevant, because obviously God doesn't mention anything about this.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #209
                              Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                              Originally posted by Christie View Post
                              Soooo not posting an introduction gives you the right to be rude with me...
                              You haven't seen me approach impolite, let alone rude.

                              ... And it also means I'm not polite to other people...
                              Yes, it does. You were specifically requested to do so in the first communication you received after registering here. Anything you take time to do here while still ignoring that request is an implicit denial of that request, and so no, not polite.

                              Continued derailment of this thread may not be viewed favourably by our hosts. Just sayin'.

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063

                                #210
                                Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

                                Originally posted by Christie View Post
                                Soooo not posting an introduction gives you the right to be rude with me. And it also means I'm not polite to other people.
                                Tell me if there's a quote in the Bible where it says not posting an introduction to a forum is a sign a person has no morals and it's not polite with other people. If there is no passage you can quote, it means your opinion is irrelevant, because obviously God doesn't mention anything about this.
                                Not staying on topic is a sure sign that you are wrong, young man.

                                Jesus wins again.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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