[Christie]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I have a question: How can you live with yourself? How can you look at yourself in the mirror every morning? What kind of a monster rejects the love of Jesus?

Sorry, I don't understand.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Sorry, I don't understand.

Typical atheist: a complete inability to see the world from any other perspective other than their own.

Ever heard of empathy?

YIC

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Sorry, I don't understand.

How can you not understand what our Pastor was saying? Why, even a four year old could understand it! Are you possibly a retard???

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

The Creator of all mankind makes no mistakes; of this I am completely certain and will always be publicly oral. The fact that anyone would question GOD not only saddens me, but reminds me of a story I'd like to share:

When I was a young girl of 12, a very strange thing happened at church. It was during Sunday School and we were all gathered in our classrooms when the door opened just as our teacher was about to tell us the wondrous story of Jesus feeding the 5000. A ginger girl entered the room and sat right in the front row just two seats from me. I was frightened, but also anxious to hear the teacher's lesson, so I focused on Jesus, as I knew in my little heart He would want me to do.

As the teacher read the passages from our Lord's Word, I thought, "How I love Jesus so!" Despite not having a catering service for His crusades, He had it all in His control. What a glorious Savior. Sister Dorothea Jones told us how hungry the people were and went on to tell us of our Lord's solution. Most of us were praising the Lord, when the ginger girl spoke up loudly and said, "What if the people didn't like fish? Did Jesus think of that?" You could have heard a mouse take a leak on a cotton ball.

Sister Jones smiled in her Christian, loving way and said, "I believe our sweet Jesus ensured that the fish was tasty for everyone, dear." But this didn't satisfy our crimson haired little demon. No! She said, "So He just makes us do whatever He wants, and doesn't care about what we like or what we want." I turned to her and said, "Well, of course!" After all, He IS God. She didn't listen for the remainder of the lesson, and didn't even bow her head when Sister Jones offered a prayer. Imagine my surprise when we went back into the main sanctuary and saw them - an entire family of gingers, seated in the back row where the heathens and low-tithers sat.

It was only after we got home that Mother and Father shared similar stories to mine about the disruption these people had caused in their individual Sunday School classes. The mother had even gone so far as to say that women had a right to tell men what to do and that she wanted to become a pastor! (I had to laugh out loud, not totally understanding how this must have displeased our Christ Jesus). Father said we would not return to that church if these people were allowed to attend, and he made a phone call to the minister that very day to tell him so. Sure enough, the following Sunday these people tried to disrupt our church again, but they were stopped by security before they even reached the steps. It was a horrifying experience but one that taught me to completely disdain and stay away from gingers forever. Do they have souls? Well, my answer is NO. I am not a scientist, but I am a True Christian(TM), and Jesus tells me that I am right. Glory!

[Christie]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

How can you not understand what our Pastor was saying? Why, even a four year old could understand it! Are you possibly a retard???

I don't understand how does his statement answer my question.
So I'm waiting for someone to explain

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I have a question: What if a baptist woman gives birth to a ginger?

A True Christian woman would never give birth to a ginger. There! Does that answer your question?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I don't understand how does his statement answer my question.
So I'm waiting for someone to explain

Oh, no! You mean that all the people gathered in this thread to discuss whether there's any proof that gingers have souls didn't drop everything they were doing RIGHT AWAY and put all of their efforts into immediately answering your irrelevant question, never mind the fact that they all have lives and families and occupations (that's a fancy word for "jobs") that require their attention just a little bit more than some rude-ass on the internet who hasn't even bothered to have the courtesy to introduce themself, even though they were specifically instructed to in their welcoming email?

Let me be the first to apologize for everyone else's rudeness.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I don't understand how does his statement answer my question.
So I'm waiting for someone to explain

It doesn't. Your question is naught but a simply veiled distraction from what you need to know. You shouldn't be looking for loopholes to avoid eternal damnation, for the Lord God Almighty has already provided you with the only one you need - Faith (Romans 6:23). What you need to know is how to come by that faith. Fortunately for you, the Lord God Almighty has given you the one tool you need - the Holy Bible (Romans 10:17).

So stop trying to pick a fight, and start looking to your heart. Jesus is knocking. Will you let Him in?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

My, Sister Mary. Our Lord is knocking hard enough to move the entire house. Perhaps the people are sleeping at Christie's house - instead of being awake and aware that Christ is soon coming for His Elect, the Glorious Bride.

Praise!

[Christie]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Oh, no! You mean that all the people gathered in this thread to discuss whether there's any proof that gingers have souls didn't drop everything they were doing RIGHT AWAY and put all of their efforts into immediately answering your irrelevant question, never mind the fact that they all have lives and families and occupations (that's a fancy word for "jobs") that require their attention just a little bit more than some rude-ass on the internet who hasn't even bothered to have the courtesy to introduce themself, even though they were specifically instructed to in their welcoming email?

Let me be the first to apologize for everyone else's rudeness.

well I see them having time for posting on every topic on an entire forum so why wouldn't they have time to answer a question that doesn't require more than 2 mins? Does my question look like something that require everyone to stop from what they're doing RIGHT AWAY ? I said I'm waiting . I don't think I compelled anyone to drop whatever they were doing just to answer my question, I only said I'm waiting for an explanation (if anyone would have the will to give me one, of course ).
And I remember being polite , sorry if asking you to do the same thing is too much to ask.

[Christie]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

A True Christian woman would never give birth to a ginger. There! Does that answer your question?

Yes. Thank you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

...And I remember being polite...

As perfectly exemplified by your continued whining (with no Scripture) (or introduction, still).

[Christie]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

As perfectly exemplified by your continued whining (with no Scripture) (or introduction, still).

Soooo not posting an introduction gives you the right to be rude with me. And it also means I'm not polite to other people.
Tell me if there's a quote in the Bible where it says not posting an introduction to a forum is a sign a person has no morals and it's not polite with other people. If there is no passage you can quote, it means your opinion is irrelevant, because obviously God doesn't mention anything about this.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Soooo not posting an introduction gives you the right to be rude with me...

You haven't seen me approach impolite, let alone rude.

... And it also means I'm not polite to other people...

Yes, it does. You were specifically requested to do so in the first communication you received after registering here. Anything you take time to do here while still ignoring that request is an implicit denial of that request, and so no, not polite.

Continued derailment of this thread may not be viewed favourably by our hosts. Just sayin'.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Soooo not posting an introduction gives you the right to be rude with me. And it also means I'm not polite to other people.
Tell me if there's a quote in the Bible where it says not posting an introduction to a forum is a sign a person has no morals and it's not polite with other people. If there is no passage you can quote, it means your opinion is irrelevant, because obviously God doesn't mention anything about this.

Not staying on topic is a sure sign that you are wrong, young man.

Jesus wins again.

YIC