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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #1

    What’s today’s date? Jews get it wrong.

    17th September, The Year of Our Lord 2012 AD, did you say? And you're right!

    Well, what would you think of a group of Christ-Killers who thought that it was First January 5773? How can anyone think that we are living 3,759 years in the future? Well, Jews do – And it just goes to show how wrong they are and always have been.

    Some of them take it to extremes! See this guy here? See how he’s wrapped up? He thinks it’s January!



    Millions of Jews around the world began ushering in the new year, 5773, when the holiday Rosh Hashana began Sunday at sunset.
    Rosh Hashana translates from Hebrew to mean "head of the year," said Karen Lewin, education and youth director at Beth El in Lower Makefield, Penn.
    The book of life is opened for the coming year and the fate of each individual is decided by God, according to Jewish beliefs.
    During Rosh Hashana, the faithful look back at their mistakes of the past year, make amends, so they can start the new year with a clean slate, Lewin said.

    The names of the good are inscribed in the book to live another year. The wicked are redacted forever, and those in between are given a chance to reflect, repent and become righteous. After 10 days, on Yom Kippur, they can then be sealed into the book of life. Yom Kippur falls on Sept. 26.
    What’s wrong with them? Why do they insist on being wrong?

    Q: Why must they be the only people in the whole world who have this stupid system?
    A: Listen up! Here’s the answer - Because Jews like to play the victim: they want to be awkwardly different. It’s all “Discrimination this!” – “Pogrom that!” – We don’t like pork; please provide alternatives and our cattle have to have their throats cut! Make allowances for us, admit that you were wrong, apologize for your misdeeds, or else our accountants will find out how much money you have and our lawyers’ll sue you, then our media will blacken your character and our films will make villains of you!


    What’s the matter with them? Don’t they want to be “Perfected”? Don’t they want Salvation?

    Are you like me? Do you think that they really are sorry about killing Jesus but refuse to admit it?
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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2356

    #2
    Re: What’s today’s date? Jews get it wrong.

    I heard that their Muslim brothers also believes this

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22374

      #3
      Re: What’s today’s date? Jews get it wrong.

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Are you like me? Do you think that they really are sorry about killing Jesus but refuse to admit it?
      Well, lying is in their nature. Which is why most lawyers are Jewish. And they can be useful there, one of those lawyers was very helpful when I accidentally killed an IRS agent.

      But I am certain once money is involved they suddenly know perfectly well what the real date is...

      John 7:16-19
      16 Jesus answered them, and said, My doctrine is not mine, but his that sent me.
      17 If any man will do his will, he shall know of the doctrine, whether it be of God, or whether I speak of myself.
      18 He that speaketh of himself seeketh his own glory: but he that seeketh his glory that sent him, the same is true, and no unrighteousness is in him.
      19 Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law? Why go ye about to kill me?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: What’s today’s date? Jews get it wrong.

        Its gotta be like Brother Cranky says, it has to be about money somehow. Kikes don't do anything unless there's a buck in it somewhere. No, wait a minute, I just figured it out. Since they killed Jesus, they're trying to gloss the whole deal over! That's it! By making up some bogus date, they think nobody will notice they killed the Son of God!

        Stupid murdering, lying bastard Hebes, I've got them figured out!
        Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 09-18-2012, 03:12 AM.
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        • Godfly
          Descended from Rapes
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1552

          #5
          Re: What’s today’s date? Jews get it wrong.

          If it's 3000 years in the future then where are all they flying space yarmulkes? Where is all the joo supertech? How does rabbi 3000 explain that?
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: What’s today’s date? Jews get it wrong.

            Originally posted by Godfly View Post
            If it's 3000 years in the future then where are all they flying space yarmulkes? Where is all the joo supertech? How does rabbi 3000 explain that?
            Why would they learn about technology or do the hard work of innovating when they can just collect food stamps and sit in yeshiva classes all day long pretending to study the Talmud?
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