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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Papist Whore Runs Amok At Catlick High School!

    THIS is what happens when you force innocent, nubile young girls to believe false papist doctrine. They go nuts, accept satan into their cooters, and then proceed to masturbate with a Papist crucifix. I do not lie.
    Nebraska Catholic school ‘praying’ after former student masturbates with crucifix

    A Catholic school in Nebraska says it is praying for a former student who returned to campus to take nude photos and masturbate with a crucifix.

    Valerie Dodds, 19, told KETV that she started a nude photography business after graduating from Lincoln East High School. But she said some her classmates from her former school, St. Pius X High School, started “saying mean things and that’s when I decided to go there and show them that I’m here to stay.”

    “Everyone at my high school had something rude to say to me when I started my website and so this is my tribute to all of you lol,” Dodds writes on her website. “I held nothing back I used my fingers, my toys and even my crucifix in my pussy! I used every part of the school I could get into, payback is a bitch ha ha.”

    Dodds also posted videos and photos on her website to back up her claims.

    That stunt got the aspiring entrepreneur cited for public nudity and trespassing.

    So Dodds went back to the school, this time legally dressed in nipple covers and underwear.

    In a statement to KETV, St. Pius X’s Monsignor Perkinton warned that the school would contact the authorities to report any future illegal activity.

    “More important to us, however, is that we constantly follow our school’s motto: To Restore All Things in Christ,” Perkinton said. “To that end, we are praying for the young lady and her family, and we stand ready to offer forgiveness and support should she seek it.”

    For her part, Dodds is now considering a photo shoot in “pasties and panties” at the Lincoln County Courthouse.

    “That sounds fun to me,” she insisted.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Brother-Jon
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2013
    • 29

    #2
    Re: Papist Whore Runs Amok At Catlick High School!

    Well that's what they get for being dirty catlicks.
    No doubt this wouldn't have made headlines if it were a young male homosexual; those filthy priests would have kept the pics to themselves!
    Of course things like this are probably common-place at semen-aries...
    My name is Jon, not John.
    There is no 'H' in my name because HELL BEGINS WITH THE LETTER H!

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Papist Whore Runs Amok At Catlick High School!

      I can't help but draw some parallels here with some similar problems that arose with a Father Urbain Grandier and the Ursuline nuns of Loudun, France in the 17th Century. I think it was Cardinal Richelieu that had to bring the whole thing to a conclusion.

      I think a movie was made about it by Ken Russell, but I haven't watched any of his filth in decades (and certainly not since being saved as a True Christian™).

      You can only expect degeneracy and debauchery from the cathylicks.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #4
        Re: Papist Whore Runs Amok At Catlick High School!

        Brother, I was thinking more along the lines of the close to real life documentary The Exorcist. When the possessed girl screams out, "dirty word me Jesus!"

        Oh how this Jezebel will scream in hell for this!
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #5
          Re: Papist Whore Runs Amok At Catlick High School!

          Catlicks certainly are a disturbed bunch of people. ValMidwest seems to be typical of the type of morals all of them have.
          I'd like to suggest a Landover outreach mission to save that girl from a full life of debauchery. I suggest we rent out a floor in the Lincoln Westin and have the young lady come for a laying of hands and a True Christian(tm) intervention.
          I am willing to take as long as needed to pump her full of the Love of Jesus. I know I cannot do it alone. Miss Cookie in the Church office will have sign up sheets. Please, minimize the use of the mini bars.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #6
            Re: Papist Whore Runs Amok At Catlick High School!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Catlicks certainly are a disturbed bunch of people. ValMidwest seems to be typical of the type of morals all of them have.
            I'd like to suggest a Landover outreach mission to save that girl from a full life of debauchery. I suggest we rent out a floor in the Lincoln Westin and have the young lady come for a laying of hands and a True Christian™ intervention.
            I am willing to take as long as needed to pump her full of the Love of Jesus. I know I cannot do it alone. Miss Cookie in the Church office will have sign up sheets. Please, minimize the use of the mini bars.
            I'd be standing proud right behind you to help as needed.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552

              #7
              Re: Papist Whore Runs Amok At Catlick High School!

              I knew all catlik men were homos, but I didn't know that catlik women were perverts as well.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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