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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

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    Jap Cultist Arrested

    THIS should be spread far and wide, but the joo-owned mass media ignores real news.

    Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis

    A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000.

    Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested.ghost

    The victim allegedly came to the self-styled “ghost hunter” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on.

    Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun’s help to seduce her employer. Jianjun said could help the two fall in love by performing an exorcism.

    The pair allegedly met in a hotel room where Xin was asked strip naked. Jianjun then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. He caimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

    Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can’t get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.

    Meanwhile, another charlatan – this one in India – has offered a similar defence.

    “Godman” Asaram Bapu, 73, revered by millions across India for his sermons on “enlightenment”, has been charged with raping a 16-year-old schoolgirl at one of his ashrams in August.

    Bapu has denied the sexual assault allegations levelled by the teenage girl and her parents, all devotees of the guru.

    The elderly preacher also claimed he is physically incapable of rape but police say medical tests show him to be in good shape.

    Bapu is currently languishing in jail awaiting trial after a court rejected his bail plea The prosecution plans to present a detailed dossier of the charges in the trial soon, he said.

    The case took a weird twist when a fellow “Godman” and a keen follower of Bapu, castrated himself. At this stage, according to the authorities, his motive so doing so is unclear.

    Baba Premdas, 60, was found bleeding from self-inflicted wounds at his home in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. He was admitted to a local hospital and then taken to a bigger health facility for surgery where his condition “is stable”.

    Asked whether his act was related to the arrest of Asaram Bapu, police spokesman Alankrita Singh said:

    We have heard such things, but all this is unconfirmed. Some say it was because of Bapu’s arrest … some say it was because he feared ending up in Bapu’s situation. No one knows.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6312

    #2
    Re: Jap Cultist Arrested

    Did the exorcism work?
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12950

      #3
      Re: Jap Cultist Arrested

      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
      Did the exorcism work?
      I doubt it. An exorcism has to be conducted by a Godly person to work. That chink was not even Christian.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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