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Re: Pope Francis: Greatest ever or just top ten?
This guy might make a decent pope:
This guy might make a decent pope:
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Re: Pope Francis: Greatest ever or just top ten?
As I understand this, the pope is as real as Superman and is escaping with a bag of valuables.Originally posted by Attila's Wife View PostArtwork on a wall near the Vatican:
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Pope Francis: Greatest ever or just top ten?
It seems America has totally fallen for Pope Francis. Everywhere you turn there is a glowing article speaking to the "Francis" effect and how he (The choice of God to be His messenger on earth) has revitalized The Church after a mild period of doldrums and occasional clergy/parishioner misunderstanding.
Now The Washington Post has joined his legion of new fans who can't help but be drawn in by this humble servant of Christ and his message of compassion and fairness... the very message Jesus gave to His first Pope Saint Peter.
In all of this I cannot seem to find any articles on Baptist leaders held in such high respect only ones about being held pending bail!
I predict serious and continued growth of The Church as a result of the hand of Jesus working so deftly through His servant Francis.
Bless you, my green-eyed hucksters,
Father Mo
.A Cardinal in the making.
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Re: Pope Francis: Greatest ever or just top ten?
I suppose the only good news here is that this Bible law breaking poor excuse for a Christian will be the last Pope ever. Assuming the Catholics have the decency to obey Saint Malachy's predictions on the matter.
I will never understand how 1.2 billion people can take someone serious who refuses to judge gays while Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13 and Romans 1:26-27 make it very clear God does not approve of gays. What is next? Officially Pope approved condoms?
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: Pope Francis: Greatest ever or just top ten?
The avalanche of admiration continues for The Pope!
It seems congress has invited his holiness to drop by and grace the various proceedings with his presence. Republicans and Democrats alike are excited and intrigued to have the Christ's Vicar pay them a visit no doubt in hopes that some of his honesty and character will rub off on the ever fractious lower house.
Will this international love-fest ever end?
I doubt it. It seems God really wants the message out and has chosen a messenger like few we have ever seen before.
(Perhaps Pastor Zeke's invite was lost in the mail or delivered to the wrong trailer.)
Bless you, my calamitous cultlings,
Father Mo
.A Cardinal in the making.
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Yes indeed, and I might add that it is high time that the pope descend on congress and finally deny Pelosi those Sunday wafers for supporting abortion - but I digress.Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostThe avalanche of admiration continues for The Pope!
It seems congress has invited his holiness to drop by and grace the various proceedings with his presence. Republicans and Democrats alike are excited and intrigued to have the Christ's Vicar pay them a visit no doubt in hopes that some of his honesty and character will rub off on the ever fractious lower house.
Will this international love-fest ever end?
I doubt it. It seems God really wants the message out and has chosen a messenger like few we have ever seen before.
(Perhaps Pastor Zeke's invite was lost in the mail or delivered to the wrong trailer.)
Bless you, my calamitous cultlings,
Father Mo
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After decades of dwindling attendance (and declining collection baskets) the cash flow must have been getting a little low at the Vatican bank. Time to bring out the talking snake oil - and with a puff of smoke a new pope emerges.
Sure, the loony left-wing MSM is in love with him - not only is he a little Marxist git, but also doing the Bible "New Coke" with the gays. Just like Vatican II of the 1960's ran out of steam, everyone will soon tire of the "New Pope".
It's really quaint that the pope now has a Latin Twitter account - like the Holy Roman Empire is going to return soon. It's been a long time since the Monarchs of Europe would come to kiss his ring.
Bless you too - my over indulgent incense sniffer.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Who needs the Monarchs of Europe when the President of the United States and his senior foreign policy cabinet members are dropping by to offer their praise and admiration?Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
Mind you, they are only a small part of a near endless list of world and business leaders beating a path to the doors of earthly righteousness. Michelle Bachman at a county fair in Iowa eating a corn-dog like spaghetti is about as big as it gets for you folks!
(Did she learn that from her 'husband' or from Pastor Zeke?)
Bless you, My dealate demagogue,
Father Mo
.Attached FilesA Cardinal in the making.
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This is OUTRAGEOUS!
How on earth can you stoop to such a rock bottom and insinuate that there is something "sexural" happening when Michelle eats a foot long corn dog.
Get your mind out of the gutter Lester. Not everything that gets put into mouths refers to despicable sexual acts.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: Pope Francis: Greatest ever or just top ten?
Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
Sadly that image reminds papist rapists (or is it rapist papists?) of a certain oral activity because they think the smaller proportions of altar boys makes their "Anthony Weiner" look a foot long...
Originally posted by Constantine1648
That certainly is an interesting article! I thought this part was interesting: "Pope Francis announced last month that a Vatican committee would be set up to fight sexual ... children in the Church. "
What do expect when a Mary worshipper names himself after Satan Francis of A Sissi?True Christian Soldier™Comment
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Re: Pope Francis: Greatest ever or just top ten?
So Michelle Obama is off visiting China while Obama is at The Hague meeting with the G7 - and that troublesome Danish Prime Minister Jezebell shows up again. Then off to the Vatican to meet with the pope - more photo ops and "cool factor" as Obama gives the pope some watermelon seeds from the White House garden. Maybe he's explaining to the Pope how he is forcing the Little Sisters of the Poor to pay for contraception through ObamaCare. Is the pope going to kiss Obama's ring?Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostWho needs the Monarchs of Europe when the President of the United States and his senior foreign policy cabinet members are dropping by to offer their praise and admiration?
Mind you, they are only a small part of a near endless list of world and business leaders beating a path to the doors of earthly righteousness. Michelle Bachman at a county fair in Iowa eating a corn-dog like spaghetti is about as big as it gets for you folks!
(Did she learn that from her 'husband' or from Pastor Zeke?)
Bless you, My dealate demagogue,
Father Mo
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Speaking of corn-dogs, while Obama continues to transubstantiate corn into ethanol maybe Obama is looking for the recipe to those transubstantiated high protein wafers to feed the poor. Meanwhile neither one of them has any idea what to do about RasPutin and the Ukraine.
Bless you too, my misguided mackerel snapper.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Re: Pope Francis: Greatest ever or just top ten?
It seems that the antichrist pope has a new fan. How proud you must be, "father" Mo.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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