[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The worst false religion is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense.

Scientology's a close second, I guess.

Pastarapharians are a FALSE religion just made up by some guys living in a desert who wrote down what ever they felt like. They even go so far as to say the hereafter is some kind of perpetual party. As you can see they are nothing like Christianity.

[bestman]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I will pray for you today
to find jusus

[The Nephilimiest]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The worst false religion is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense.

Scientology's a close second, I guess.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?

My dear, it simply means that you need an education. This shows the benefits of homeschooling that you do not have.

In addition, read the Bible. Search the forums, try to find out information by yourself. The True Christians should be able to concentrate on worship and not nincompoop questions.

Hint: volatile ogre of Italianic pasta.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Danielle Faith]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?

[Not my President!]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Tricky! Islam is a Lie! Buddha is a Fat Satanist! Scientologists are Freaks! Jews killed Jesus! Catholics rape Boys (when they should rape girls, see Numbers 31:17-18, KJV, 1611)! Hare Krishnas and Jehosafats are, of course, annoying! Pastafarians are just... unholy and don't get me started on those Goths! However, Obama, as a Communist, a Muslim, a Nazi AND an Atheist (Atheism, also being a religion) is the worst of all and that is the reason I vote Obamaism! Here's a little cartoon thingamajig of us, white christians, chasing after that phony, Obama!



If you're with Obama, don't get your homo-shit near me, not while I'm alive, not while I have my GUNS!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

If anyone still thinks that the Church of England is mostly harmless, just take a look at what this shameless vicar's wife has written in a national newspaper.

What I'm really thinking: the vicar's wife.

Inside I'm seething, and wish I could tell everyone to eff off, from the sniping parishioners to the controlling bishops.

Really? How surprising - I'm sure they speak very highly of her! You'll notice this cowardly, disobedient wife writes anonymously.

My husband is becoming bitter and demoralised.

Is it any wonder, with a wife like this? I don't usually have any sympathy for CofE vicars, with their tambourines and their fluffy-bunny-Jesus-loves-you nonsense. But in this case I feel just a tiny bit sorry for him. Ephesians 5:22 is clearly not followed in that household.

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

[Didymus Much]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.

So the people who DON'T do what Jesus told them to are the "real" Christians. Seems legit.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I believe Catholics are the True Christians.

Based on nothing but your imagination and the superior manipulation skills of the bishops of your church.

[Lauren the drunken mick]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?

I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.

[Didymus Much]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Not me, my faith.

Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?

[Lauren the drunken mick]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Yes, we are all wrong and you are a lone beacon of truth and honesty.

Not me, my faith.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Lol. You all are misunderstanding everything, but I wish you the best.

Yes, we are all wrong and you are a lone beacon of truth and honesty.

[Lauren the drunken mick]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Are the KGB agents also raping boys, and the priests are the innocent victims, too?





Wrong, as I proved to you already in this post.

You sound like a broken record, sweetie.

Lol. You all are misunderstanding everything, but I wish you the best.

[Basilissa]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.

Are the KGB agents also raping boys, and the priests are the innocent victims, too?

Lol!! You crack me up. We don't worship Mary first of all.
We honor and respect her because she is the Mother of God.

Wrong, as I proved to you already in this post.

You sound like a broken record, sweetie.