[uncool dude]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I am sorry but I believe that all religions are equal and we should respect other beliefs.

Jesus refused to curse non-believers: Jesus' teachings were rejected by the inhabitants of a village in Samaria. His disciples asked that he exterminate the people of the village by issuing a curse. Jesus refused to do it, and simply move on to the next village.
Luke 9:52-56: "...they did not receive him...And when his disciples James and John saw this, they said, Lord, wilt thou that we command fire to come down from heaven, and consume them, even as Elias did? But he turned, and rebuked them, and said, Ye know not what manner of spirit ye are of. For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them. And they went to another village."

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I can't seem to find the Mormons in this list. They would get my vote as the worst of the worst. Of all the ridiculous fairy tales upon which to found a religion, the absurd (where not utterly plagiarized) rantings of a convicted swindler is the stupidest!

Indeed, dear friend. The Mormons believe in a "holy" book that combines distorted versions of earlier religions' scriptures with made-up nonsense that contradicts everything we know about history. Why would anyone believe in that instead of the Holy Bible? I have added an option for Mormons.

I cannot believe you are being so disrespectful.

How respectful should we be of false religions that will damn their adherents to eternal torment? Back up your answer with Scripture, dear friend.

[uncool dude]

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I cannot believe you are being so disrespectful.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I can't seem to find the Mormons in this list. They would get my vote as the worst of the worst. Of all the ridiculous fairy tales upon which to found a religion, the absurd (where not utterly plagiarized) rantings of a convicted swindler is the stupidest!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The worst false religion is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense.

Scientology's a close second, I guess.

Pastarapharians are a FALSE religion just made up by some guys living in a desert who wrote down what ever they felt like. They even go so far as to say the hereafter is some kind of perpetual party. As you can see they are nothing like Christianity.

[bestman]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I will pray for you today
to find jusus

[The Nephilimiest]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The worst false religion is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense.

Scientology's a close second, I guess.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?

My dear, it simply means that you need an education. This shows the benefits of homeschooling that you do not have.

In addition, read the Bible. Search the forums, try to find out information by yourself. The True Christians should be able to concentrate on worship and not nincompoop questions.

Hint: volatile ogre of Italianic pasta.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Danielle Faith]

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Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?

[Not my President!]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Tricky! Islam is a Lie! Buddha is a Fat Satanist! Scientologists are Freaks! Jews killed Jesus! Catholics rape Boys (when they should rape girls, see Numbers 31:17-18, KJV, 1611)! Hare Krishnas and Jehosafats are, of course, annoying! Pastafarians are just... unholy and don't get me started on those Goths! However, Obama, as a Communist, a Muslim, a Nazi AND an Atheist (Atheism, also being a religion) is the worst of all and that is the reason I vote Obamaism! Here's a little cartoon thingamajig of us, white christians, chasing after that phony, Obama!



If you're with Obama, don't get your homo-shit near me, not while I'm alive, not while I have my GUNS!

[Attila's Wife]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

If anyone still thinks that the Church of England is mostly harmless, just take a look at what this shameless vicar's wife has written in a national newspaper.

What I'm really thinking: the vicar's wife.

Inside I'm seething, and wish I could tell everyone to eff off, from the sniping parishioners to the controlling bishops.

Really? How surprising - I'm sure they speak very highly of her! You'll notice this cowardly, disobedient wife writes anonymously.

My husband is becoming bitter and demoralised.

Is it any wonder, with a wife like this? I don't usually have any sympathy for CofE vicars, with their tambourines and their fluffy-bunny-Jesus-loves-you nonsense. But in this case I feel just a tiny bit sorry for him. Ephesians 5:22 is clearly not followed in that household.

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

[Didymus Much]

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I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.

So the people who DON'T do what Jesus told them to are the "real" Christians. Seems legit.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I believe Catholics are the True Christians.

Based on nothing but your imagination and the superior manipulation skills of the bishops of your church.

[Lauren the drunken mick]

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Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?

I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.

[Didymus Much]

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Not me, my faith.

Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?