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  • Damien
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    • Jan 2008
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    #211
    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    So opinions are now called trolling? And btw mjolnir is the hammer of Thor that he used to kill trolls with...
    Following odin since jesus was a wet dream of his papa.

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    • Salvation X
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      • Jan 2008
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      #212
      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      You all do know that Catholics do not worship Mary, right? They only honor her.

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      • JennyD
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        • Dec 2007
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        #213
        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Originally posted by Salvation X View Post
        You all do know that Catholics do not worship Mary, right? They only honor her.
        Hail Mary,
        Full of Grace,
        The Lord is with thee.
        Blessed art thou among women,
        and blessed is the fruit
        of thy womb, Jesus.
        Holy Mary,
        Mother of God,
        pray for us sinners now,
        and at the hour of death.

        Amen.
        Sure sounds like praying to/worshipping Mary to me.
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        • tonymontana
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          • Jan 2008
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          #214
          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          I love Mary. She's the best

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          • Frater Matthias
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            • Jan 2008
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            #215
            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            Dude, Mary is one of the coolest saints out there. Last summer, I actually went to a large gathering to celebrate her appearance at Fatima, Portugal.
            You carry the Emperor's will as your torch, with it destroy the shadows.
            -Verses of Sigismund, Book CIV, Verse I

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            • Father Thomas Martin
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              • Jul 2007
              • 1015

              #216
              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              Sure sounds like praying to/worshipping Mary to me.
              You know the "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with you" part was spoken by Gabriel, right? (Luke 1:28)

              The "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb" part was spoken by Elizabeth (Luke 1:42)

              "Holy Mary, Mother of God" - If Jesus is God, and Mary is the mother of Jesus, then what does that mean?

              "Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death" - We just ask her to pray to God to help us in the world, just like you do for your churchgoers in the "Prayer Request Thread"
              ACTS 5:29

              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • Father Thomas Martin
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                • Jul 2007
                • 1015

                #217
                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Originally posted by Salvation X View Post
                You all do know that Catholics do not worship Mary, right? They only honor her.
                And you are in fact more saved than most of the cavemen on this board (with the exception of Tony Montana, Frater Matthias, and of course, Fr. Mo Lester)
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • Frater Matthias
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                  #218
                  Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  And you are in fact more saved than most of the cavemen on this board (with the exception of Tony Montana, Frater Matthias, and of course, Fr. Mo Lester)
                  Aw. I'm glad to hear that I'm saved alongside my fellow Catholics.
                  You carry the Emperor's will as your torch, with it destroy the shadows.
                  -Verses of Sigismund, Book CIV, Verse I

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                  • JennyD
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                    • Dec 2007
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                    #219
                    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    "Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death" - We just ask her to pray to God to help us in the world, just like you do for your churchgoers in the "Prayer Request Thread"
                    Which means once again you are asking Mary to serve as mediatrix, in direct violation of God's Word:

                    1 Timothy 2:5
                    For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;

                    Does that mean TWO? No, one means ONE.

                    What has Hebrews 12 to say?
                    22 But ye are come unto mount Sion, and unto the city of the living God, the heavenly Jerusalem, and to an innumerable company of angels,

                    23 To the general assembly and church of the firstborn, which are written in heaven, and to God the Judge of all, and to the spirits of just men made perfect,

                    24 And to Jesus the mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling, that speaketh better things than that of Abel.
                    Again, THE mediator. Not A mediator.

                    Don't like that? Hebrews 9:

                    11 But Christ being come an high priest of good things to come, by a greater and more perfect tabernacle, not made with hands, that is to say, not of this building;

                    12 Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us.

                    13 For if the blood of bulls and of goats, and the ashes of an heifer sprinkling the unclean, sanctifieth to the purifying of the flesh:

                    14 How much more shall the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without spot to God, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living God?

                    15 And for this cause he is the mediator of the new testament, that by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions that were under the first testament, they which are called might receive the promise of eternal inheritance.
                    Next attempt?
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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                      • Jan 2008
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                      #220
                      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Not in the list, but this false religion takes some beating. Not only is the word of the Bible misinterpreted but the consequences make me wince.

                      I would urge only the strong of stomach to read on.

                      NB This site is NOT for the ladies of Landover. Be assured, Sisters, as a man I can tell you that all you need to know of this religion is that it is somewhat worse than offering a pie with soggy pastry to the visiting pastor.

                      Amen

                      Bathfire E
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                      • JennyD
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                        • Dec 2007
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                        #221
                        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        Brother, that is horrifying and disgusting!

                        Perfect evidence of what happens when you ignore God's Word.
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                        • Brother McGregor
                          Godly Brit
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                          • Jan 2008
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                          #222
                          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          I voted Catholics being the worst because of all the major "faiths"...it is one of the most powerful both politically and financially.
                          This babylonian offspring has survived the ravages of time because it is kept alive by the upper echelon papist generals.
                          Your average Catholic walking around is blind to the origins of his church and any attempts to show them how diabolical it is...is met with ridicule.

                          The Catholics only think they worship Christ and His mother (who shouldn't be worshipped at all) they are really worshipping Dagon and Hectate aka Semiramis and her son Tammuz, the ancients of Babylon.

                          To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                          Proverbs 16:2
                          All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                          • Eugene Hackwith
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                            • Jan 2008
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                            #223
                            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            I voted for the Catholics. Sure, some might tithe as a good Christian would, but that money is going towards the defense of pervert priests. This makes the Catholics just as bad as the pedophiles in the clergy. In my humble opinion, of course.
                            A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                            Psalm 139:19-20
                            Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                            For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                            • Uri Tardehd
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                              • Feb 2008
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                              #224
                              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              Why aren't Satanic Surfers and Lutheranians available as choices?
                              If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years.

                              Exodus 21:2.5

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                              • Amaime
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                                • Feb 2008
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                                #225
                                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                Originally posted by Glendora Christianson
                                I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves HIS favorite church (LBC of course). And I think HE'd want to know which false religion is the worst, especially in time for HIS birthday. I'll bet HE'd like to do some birthday smiting! Anyway, plese vote in our poll and if I missed one, you can add it (if you're one of HIS chosen few) or post it in a message for those of you who are less fortunate. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE

                                Amos 5:6 Seek the LORD, and ye shall live; lest he break out like fire in the house of Joseph, and devour it, and there be none to quench it
                                What the fuck is your problem? Birthday smiting? Are you insane. God loves everyone you false piece of shit. Love thy neighbor, isn't that the rule? Not ask which religion God would most love to abolish, you heretic. And you just happen to be one of his "chosen few" on a WEBSITE? What is your problem? Seriously, get a reality check. Those of us who "are less fortunate" to not have abilities on a fucking website actually have a sense of reality. I seriously cannot believe you people. You are a disgusting group. After reading your posts, I am very glad I am Catholic and not a fucking crazy Baptist. Get a fucking clue.

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