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  • Pagan_wretch
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    • Jun 2009
    • 5

    #661
    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Aw.. well damn it all. Where's my option for Hypocritical Christians?

    This entire forum is a joke. If you people honestly believe half of the bullshit that is posted on this forum, you all have a rude awakening if you ever walk out into the real world and try to pull this s**t. I would LOVE to see some of you "true christians" go outside of your oh so safe little internet and say half the s**t yall talk about on the news.

    Everyone here are closed minded, egotistical, dumb ass, pathetic excuses for human beings, and just down right bastard assholes. Your opinions are so unintelligent that it honestly hurts my eyes to read them. I swear I've lost brain cells by reading some of the threads on this forum. Christians are the most hypocritical bunch on the planet. I've always loved and laughed my ass off at the so called "collection plates for the lord" b******t that goes on in churches. No, all people are doing is giving their hard earned money to some fat ass preacher to pay for him/her a new car or a new building. I'm pretty sure your god would be happy with you worshiping him in any temple, whether it be a tent in the backyard or no building at all. All christianity has become is a money grubbing religion and faith.

    There is no one on this forum that is able to intelligently debate a topic without dragging the bible into it. The bible isn't anything. It's a book that was written by people who were never even around to see anything to prove if any of it was real. I can go out and write my own version of the bible right now and make it sound realistic. If anything, the bible is fireplace burning material. Learn to use some hard facts in your conversations instead of quoting a book that most people in your own religion have never read. Oh the christian way, how amusing it is. Fully trust and throw yourself head first into something before even knowing what it is. Oh that and convert all heathens even if they don't give a flying f**k about your religion.

    Well I think that about sums everything up. You can all go play in traffic, f***k yourselves, drive off cliffs, please just do something that rids you from my existence. I cannot stand knowing there are such dumb ass people in the world. I would hope that one day at least one of you would see the errors in what you say and retract it, but I don't have that much hope in it. I know the christian way well enough to know that it's a 'my way or the highway' kind of deal.

    I won't go to hell. I don't believe in a hell or a heaven. You can't go to what you don't believe in. Karma has and always will provide for me. What has your god done for you lately? Absolutely nothing because that's all it is. Nothing. You put all your faith into something that doesn't, didn't, and never will exist. That's why you end up with nothing. Nothing good will ever happen in your lives because you trust in something that has never and will never provide.

    Be smart. Turn Pagan while you still have a chance. Good day a*******s.
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-29-2009, 05:48 AM. Reason: profanities edited

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    • Nobar King
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      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #662
      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      There isn't a Christian on this forum as stupid as you, so I don't think you'll get any converts here.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Patriarch Jon
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        • Jun 2009
        • 70

        #663
        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Pagan_wretch, many of the choices for fallen or false Christians involve some degree of hypocrisy. I think you complain too much about semantics and ignore issues of faith.
        Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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        • Whip of Japheth
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          • Jul 2009
          • 161

          #664
          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          Ringkissers + Sandniggers by far.

          I think really is only one. I don´t need to explain what is happening in Europe, too sad for me to do. I leave in hell, trust me.

          YIC
          Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
          Joshua 1:18

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          • InGodWeTrust
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            • Jun 2009
            • 98

            #665
            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            They will all end up in the same place anyway.
            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #666
              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              Originally posted by InGodWeTrust View Post
              They will all end up in the same place anyway.
              we all end up in the same place, it is just the quality of the Beer and the Strippers that is different for some.
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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #667
                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Jo Feddie, it's no coincidence your post was #666.

                Quit fostering that Satanism-disguised-as-Pasta cult unto us!

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78553

                  #668
                  Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                  we all end up in the same place, it is just the quality of the Beer and the Strippers that is different for some.
                  The place you're headed has plenty of both. The "beer" is satan's own urine, and the "strippers" are used to peel you like a grape.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #669
                    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The place you're headed has plenty of both. The "beer" is satan's own urine, and the "strippers" are used to peel you like a grape.
                    Satan is just a creation of your fairy tale, made up to scare the children
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #670
                      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                      Satan is just a creation of your fairy tale, made up to scare the children
                      And "beer volcanoes" is just a creation of your false religion, made up to lure demented old drunks into the pits of hellfire.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • JRFinn
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                        • Jun 2009
                        • 204

                        #671
                        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        Pastafarianism makes a hell of a lot more sense than christianity. Hell, Helmholtz's Spaceship Jesus stuff makes more sense than christianity.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553

                          #672
                          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                          Pastafarianism makes a hell of a lot more sense than christianity. Hell, Helmholtz's Spaceship Jesus stuff makes more sense than christianity.
                          Then why are you here, demon? Has your father satan given you orders to persecute us?

                          John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not
                          .
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #673
                            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            And "beer volcanoes" is just a creation of your false religion, made up to lure demented old drunks into the pits of hellfire.
                            Mine is the one true religion, the only religion based on empirical evidence, unlike your collections of fairy tales and horror stories.
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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #674
                              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                              Mine is the one true religion, the only religion based on empirical evidence, unlike your collections of fairy tales and horror stories.
                              We have empirical evidence: It's called the King James Bible! Hundreds of witnesses were there to see Christ's resurrection. It is a fact. As well, creation science has discovered more and more evidence that the earth is only 6000 years old and that man and dinosaurs walked together. Remember that famous Genesis quote that New Agers like to pick at: "And there were giants in those days." Yes. Giants. Ever seen a brontosaurus? Those things were huge!

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Whip of Japheth
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                                • Jul 2009
                                • 161

                                #675
                                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                                Mine is the one true religion, the only religion based on empirical evidence, unlike your collections of fairy tales and horror stories.


                                Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
                                Joshua 1:18

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