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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
    On Parole
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 753

    #511
    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by George Carlin View Post
    I was dead millions and billions of years before I was born and it never bothered me one bit...
    How were you dead before you were born? Are you a retarded? Who let you out of your cage?

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    • George Carlin
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Oct 2008
      • 46

      #512
      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Originally posted by Repentant Fool View Post
      How were you dead before you were born? Are you a retarded? Who let you out of your cage?
      If you aren't alive you're dead.

      I wasn't alive before I was alive? I was dead

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      • Mr. Seth Cochran
        On Parole
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2008
        • 753

        #513
        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Originally posted by George Carlin View Post
        If you aren't alive you're dead.

        I wasn't alive before I was alive? I was dead

        You weren't alive in Heaven because to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord, and you didn't have a body yet. You weren't dead yet, because a prerequisite for death is life, otherwise Jesus could have killed himself without going to the trouble of coming to the earth. You weren't alive or dead. You simply were not. When God created you, he knew if you'd be Saved(tm) or not and reserved your spot in Heaven or Hell accordingly. When you die, you'll go to one or the other. Right now, you're leaning towards Hell. All you need is a good push.

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        • Star Finder
          Rock Worshipper
          • Sep 2006
          • 1092

          #514
          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          Heck No! I worship the sun, and rocks.

          I love lying on rocks on the beach under the sun.....ummmmmmmmmm

          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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          • Tower of Babel
            Unsaved trash
            • Oct 2008
            • 24

            #515
            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            My most hated religion would be Islam. They tried to kill my great grandparents during their genocide in 1915. I' am glad my great grandparents were true christians. If they weren't, God would not have spared them. Their true Christian spirit has been passed down through our family and unto me also. I am proud to be a Christian because it was God who saved my family.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #516
              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              Are you Armenian?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Tower of Babel
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2008
                • 24

                #517
                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Yes, I am an Armenian American.

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                • Tower of Babel
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 24

                  #518
                  Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  My mothers parents are from Armenia. My dads side is from Germany. I am half armenian and half german, but 100% american.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #519
                    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    Originally posted by Tower of Babel View Post
                    My mothers parents are from Armenia. My dads side is from Germany. I am half armenian and half german, but 100% american.
                    How many innocent Turks have you killed?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                      Scientific Advisor
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2373

                      #520
                      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Originally posted by Tower of Babel View Post
                      My mothers parents are from Armenia. My dads side is from Germany. I am half armenian and half german, but 100% american.
                      50% Armenian, 50% german and 100% American? Now, it doesn't take a fully trained scientist like me to see that these numbers don't add up. You can't be 200% of something, that's just ridiculous.

                      When you are an American, you lose all other identity. Do you really aspire to be like one of those pie-stealing darkies? They bitch and moan about how they're "black" first but also "American". You can't sit the fence on this one. You can't have the best of both worlds.

                      Originally posted by Ephesians 4:22-24
                      22That ye put off concerning the former conversation the old man, which is corrupt according to the deceitful lusts;
                      23And be renewed in the spirit of your mind;
                      24And that ye put on the new man, which after God is created in righteousness and true holiness.
                      When one comes to know Christ (ie. became an American), he puts his old, sinful ways behind him. He was a filthy sinner, not fit to be a doormat at a True Christian's(tm) home. So now is the time to separate the wheat from the chaff: are you an American or haven't you accepted Christ yet? Pick a side: we're at war here!
                      Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                      • Tower of Babel
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 24

                        #521
                        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        What do you mean how many innocent turks have I killed? The ottomans killed over 1.5 million armenian christians during 1915-1917. Its ridiculous for you to say something like that. I am surprised you do not praise the killing of turks considering they are muslim and this church says muslims are the enemy of God. Do I smell hypocracy?

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                        • Gear Shifter
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 34

                          #522
                          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          I voted for "Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own."


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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                            Salvation from Above
                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #523
                            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            I'd watch how I vote with "Kill'em all" boy, you're no True Christian™ from what I've seen so far!
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                            • Blowing81
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 12

                              #524
                              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              Hmm, I don't believe that boodists, or hindoos are real religions. Buddhism and Hindu are however, and I don't see my answer up there. *Christianity*
                              Romans 14:23 And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #525
                                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                Originally posted by Bowling81 View Post
                                Hmm, I don't believe that boodists, or hindoos are real religions. Buddhism and Hindu are however, and I don't see my answer up there. *Christianity*
                                Christianity is the ONLY true religion. What's wrong with you, boy? Why do you hate Jesus?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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