[ChristianInNC]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Jesus is my strength,The Bible is my bread.Honestly.

What? I thought you catlicks dined on the "body" and "blood" of Jesus?

You false prophets don't REALLY eat Bibles too, do you? Though nothing you cannibles do surprises me anymore.

[crazy eddie]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Everyone who is not a true Landover Christian is going to HELL.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Everyone who is not a true Landover Christian is going to HELL.

Succinct, pithy and germane, Sir!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

All false religions are equally the worst.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[AtheistsGuy]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You Guys have no right to be saying wich religion is false or not. what if your religion is false have you ever asked yourself

[Nobar King]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Why would you care?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You Guys have no right to be saying wich religion is false or not.

Says who?

what if your religion is false have you ever asked yourself

What a silly question. Our religion is in complete agreement with God's Word, the Holy King James Bible, and is therefore true.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You Guys have no right to be saying wich religion is false or not. what if your religion is false have you ever asked yourself

Please review the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the "noobs" thread. Please introduce yourself in the introduction forum. We do appreciate politeness.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You Guys have no right to be saying wich religion is false or not. what if your religion is false have you ever asked yourself

We have the right to say and do anything we like. We are backed by the blood of Jesus and the Holy Bible. Also we own this forum, pal.

Your rights as a monkey-worshiping God mocker can be found HERE.

Jesus always wins.

[Seawitch]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.

I though Jesus was a Jew?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I though Jesus was a Jew?

You thought wrong. If Jesus was a hook-nosed Joo, why did they kill Him?

[fireflyespitonus]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

"Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own."

Now....I really have to think that this should be the least likely thing I should find here. Hmm...well let's take a look here at the ten commandments, now shall we?

1. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
4. "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."
5. "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
6. "Thou shalt not kill."
7. "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
8. "Thou shalt not steal."
9. "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
10. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."

Oh wait....what's number six say? oh...that's right..."Thou Shalt not kill."

tsk tsk...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

"Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own."

Now....I really have to think that this should be the least likely thing I should find here. Hmm...well let's take a look here at the ten commandments, now shall we?

1. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
2. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"
3. "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain;"
4. "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."
5. "Honor thy father and thy mother:"
6. "Thou shalt not kill."
7. "Thou shalt not commit adultery"
8. "Thou shalt not steal."
9. "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
10. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, nor anything that is thy neighbor's."

Oh wait....what's number six say? oh...that's right..."Thou Shalt not kill."

tsk tsk...

You obviously no absolutely nothing about the Holy Bible. When God orders us to kill witches (for example), do you think He is being inconsistent?

And by the way, that same old testament you are waving in our faces says that sodomites are an abomination who should be killed. I trust you agree with EVERYTHING in the Holy Bible, and aren't just a cherry-picking God mocker.

[Tertius The Scribe]

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The liberal churches. How dare they disgrace God's Word with...interpretation. Ugh! I am in utter disgust of these traitors. It's no wonder people think Jesus was soft. In fact, they are probably the greatest forces in keeping Freemasonry and Judaism alive and well.

But you know who's the worst of the liberal "denominations"? It's those Quakers. Not only do they atheize young minds with their oatmeal, they also purport the ideal that everyone in the church should have equal status and speaking rights...as if!

Honestly, George Fox and William Penn were (along with most other Quakers), in all likelihood, time-traveling communists sent back in time by the Russians to corrupt good 'ol fashioned Christianity. Either that, or time-traveling sodomites sent back in time to corrupt Christians with their secret gay agenda.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]But you know who's the worst of the liberal "denominations"? It's those Quakers. Not only do they atheize young minds with their oatmeal, they also purport the ideal that everyone in the church should have equal status and speaking rights...as if!

Honestly, George Fox and William Penn were (along with most other Quakers), in all likelihood, time-traveling communists sent back in time by the Russians to corrupt good 'ol fashioned Christianity. Either that, or time-traveling sodomites sent back in time to corrupt Christians with their secret gay agenda.

You are, of course correct about the Quakers, they are mad and allow women and children (even female ones) to speak in church.

Further, I have never yet found anyone called Fox worthy of respect; I conclude that their name is the deed:

Eze:13:4: O Israel, thy prophets are like the foxes in the deserts.
Eze:13:5: Ye have not gone up into the gaps, neither made up the hedge for the house of Israel to stand in the battle in the day of the LORD.
Eze:13:6: They have seen vanity and lying divination, saying, The LORD saith: and the LORD hath not sent them: and they have made others to hope that they would confirm the word.

Anyone reading, however brief, his biography, cannot but be incredulous that, upon hearing voices in his head, he thought The Lord spoke to him, when it was abundantly clear from his Godless rantings that he was beset by demon voices.

William Penn is a false prophet par excellence! Not only did he espouse pacifism when we all know that “The Lord is a man of war” but he had a plan for a United States of Europe, "European Dyet, Parliament or Estates," This is now reality and is a Godless, fag-enabling, grouping of atheists and Catlix. His master, Satan, taught him well!

If anyone has any doubts as to the iniquity of Penn, look only to the name gave to Pennsylvania's largest city; in translation, Philadelphia is "Brotherly Love"!! Homers, the lot of them!