[Nobar King]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I am very glad I am Catholic and not a piffleing crazy Baptist. Get a piffleing clue.

Where'd you CATHOLICS get such dirty tongues, the priest?

[Amaime]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Where'd you CATHOLICS get such dirty tongues, the priest?

Actually, i brush regularly, and my tongue was developed when i was in the womb. Where'd you become such a dickwad and biblethumper? Assmunch. Go back to your batcave.

[Nobar King]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

That's really out of line. You have chronic pottymouth and a tendency to insult your superiors. Maybe you should go back home and say those things to your parents. Is that how they raised you?

[Amaime]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

That's really out of line. You have chronic pottymouth and a tendency to insult your superiors. Maybe you should go back home and say those things to your parents. Is that how they raised you?

Chronic pottymouth? So now you're a doctor? Why dont you prescribe me the right religion then mr. super doctor. Fuck off, you have no idea what my life is like, my parents are divorced, my dad is jobless, my mom is working 6 days a week, and my step dad the same. So fuck off and get some goddamned respect you asshole, you're not my superior, my superior is God, and from what ive seen, you and him have A) Nothing in common and ABSOLUTELY nothing in common. Please, go get a life doing something other than telling me what the fuck to do.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

What the piffle is your problem? Birthday smiting? Are you insane. God loves everyone you false piece of shit. Love thy neighbor, isn't that the rule? Not ask which religion God would most love to abolish, you heretic. And you just happen to be one of his "chosen few" on a WEBSITE? What is your problem? Seriously, get a reality check. Those of us who "are less fortunate" to not have abilities on a piffleing website actually have a sense of reality. I seriously cannot believe you people. You are a disgusting group. After reading your posts, I am very glad I am Catholic and not a piffleing crazy Baptist. Get a piffleing clue.

I can’t quite see how you could be happy as the servant of the vicar of Rome. Your false creed, especially transubstantiation, must surely cause you a few sleepless nights.

You know as well as I that Christ said,

Lu:22:19: And he took bread, and gave thanks, and brake it, and gave unto them, saying, This is my body which is given for you: this do in remembrance of me.
1Co:11:24: And when he had given thanks, he brake it, and said, Take, eat: this is my body, which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of me.
1Co:11:25: After the same manner also he took the cup, when he had supped, saying, This cup is the new testament in my blood: this do ye, as oft as ye drink it, in remembrance of me.

It must be clear to you; He wishes you to eat bread (any bread would do) and drink wine and remember Him. Surely you cannot think that a Priest could perform a miracle and turn bread into real genuine flesh and wine into real genuine blood? Does the bread taste of meat? Does the Wine taste of Blood? I don’t think so, and yet all priests claim this every day

Yet your church is founded on this belief.

And your priests, why must you speak with them to speak with God?

Joh:14:6: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Not by a priest…

How can you be happy being so deceived? Deceived by your church, deceived by your parents, who brought you up an unthinking catholic…

Stay a while, read some of what you see. Read KJV Bible, understand what you need to believe.


You need to read all the words of God, obey all the words of God, not some man in Rome's words.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Chronic pottymouth? So now you're a doctor? Why dont you prescribe me the right religion then mr. super doctor. piffle off, you have no idea what my life is like, my parents are divorced, my dad is jobless, my mom is working 6 days a week...

Ah, so you're messed up because your mum's a whore. I see.

[Amaime]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Ah, so you're messed up because your mum's a whore. I see.

Excuse me? Im speechless. To call my mom a whore? You should seriously go slit your wrists right now. HOW DARE YOU? If i ever find you in real life i would kick the living shit out of you. I hope you burn in hell. Its one thing to insult a person, but to insult their mother is where i draw the piffleing line. You damn baptists are a piffleed up bunch. I cant wait to be in heaven at the right hand of the lord while you all are serving satan in hell. What a great day that will be.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Excuse me? Im speechless. To call my mom a whore? You should seriously go slit your wrists right now. HOW DARE YOU? If i ever find you in real life i would kick the living shit out of you. I hope you burn in hell. Its one thing to insult a person, but to insult their mother is where i draw the piffleing line. You damn baptists are a piffleed up bunch. I cant wait to be in heaven at the right hand of the lord while you all are serving satan in hell. What a great day that will be.

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

[Amaime]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

Funny thing is, you didnt tell the truth, because you dont know the truth. Go get a piffleing clue because you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Funny thing is, you didnt tell the truth, because you dont know the truth. Go get a piffleing clue because you have no idea what you're talking about.

Alright then, give me a clue: why did your parents divorce?

[Roberta]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

They divorced because Dad could not live with the fact that Amaime was a piffleing finocchio. Do you really blame him for not wanting to watch his laddie swish around in tight pink jeans?

[Amaime]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Alright then, give me a clue: why did your parents divorce?

Because my dad and my mom didnt get along OBSCENITY DELETED, do me a favor, stick your OBSCENITY DELETED up OBSCENITY DELETED OBSCENITY DELETED, and when you feel a OBSCENITY DELETED OBSCENITY DELETED OBSCENITY DELETED OBSCENITY DELETED, play with it, its called your OBSCENITY DELETED, and get used to OBSCENITY DELETED OBSCENITY DELETED for OBSCENITY DELETED, because thats the only way you'll get it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Because my dad and my mom didnt get along ...

Mark 10:12And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.

There you have it. The Bible quite clearly states that your whore of a mother is a whore. Or do you have a problem with God as well as us now?

[sharksforever]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

i'm new here
just wondering where seventh day adventists and jehovas witness' fit in as far as false religions go

[JennyD]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Chronic pottymouth? So now you're a doctor?

Please, go get a life doing something other than telling me what the piffle to do.

Miss Enema, aren't you the one posting vulgarities on a Baptist forum? If you're not interested in God's Word, why are you here?

Are you not the guest here? Why can you not act like one?

I assume that since your mother is a whore and your pimp father left her for another whore that you are nothing but some trailer-dwelling bogan, and probably a bastard, too; that doesn't mean you can't learn to act like a lady.

Eliza Doolittle could do it, why can't you?