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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #1

    Could Your Child be Hitler?

    THIS story has been passing around Freehold, getting all the mothers worked up over nothing. All you cackling hens running around accusing each other of having Hitler for a son, pointing fingers, getting all riled up...

    THERE IS NO SUCH THING as "re-incarnation," people! NO. SUCH. THING.

    Even this wetback understands.



    Reincarnated Kids: 9 Signs Your Child Had A Past Life

    Does your 3-year-old have a strange understanding of the inner workings of the Titanic?

    Is your 6-year-old boy able to translate the words of Adolf Hitler?

    Does your 7-year-old girl say bizarre things about how she spied on you in a window from heaven before she was born?

    As strange as it sounds, some people believe those anecdotes are signs the kids were reincarnated.

    Belief in reincarnation goes back centuries and is part of many religious faiths, but there is, so far, little scientific data supporting it.

    However, the producers of a reality series are gathering some intriguing information that may suggest reincarnation does exist, but they need help.

    The producers of Ghost Inside My Child a reality series returning for its second season later this year on the LMN network, are currently conducting a casting call for children who claim to have, or have had, past life memories.

    Currently, the show has interviewed 12 families over the course of doing the show and need at least eight more for the next season.

    Producer Sandra Alvarez-Smith admits the pool is too small to be scientifically valid, but said she's been amazed at the similarities between the kids who've been interviewed so far.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Mother Of Seven
    True Christian™ with a quiverful
    • Jan 2014
    • 2243

    #2
    Re: Could Your Child be Hitler?

    My maid believes this clap trap, no matter how hard I try to beat it in to her silly head that it's nonsense. I guess that's why she'll never be any more than a maid.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Could Your Child be Hitler?

      I think it's naught but child abuse to brainwash a child into believing such clearly impossible things exist. These children are frightened half to death wondering about things like "memories of death," and wondering where they or their loved ones will go in a "next life." Because there's no way to prove this is real (or fake), all it takes is a sympathetic ear to a child's imagination to give them the impression their fantasies reflect reality. Of course they can't know that their fantasies have been brought forth from the delusions of the adults in their lives, delusions they naturally assume are real (and children assume fantasies and reality are not separated for many years - years that will solidify this false belief). The real tragedy of this is the fact that these children will ignore the story of Jesus, and thus spend eternity roasting in Hell. Poor kids.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Witch Hammer
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 1717

        #4
        Re: Could Your Child be Hitler?



        The fallen one ever seeks to lead the faithless astray with his devious tricks, even going so far as to implant false past life memories into babies, and altering their features to resemble historical figures, such as Adolph Hitler, so that they can convincingly, yet falsely, testify against the Glory of God and the truth of the Living Word™...

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: Could Your Child be Hitler?

          Must be a strange wake up thinking to be reincarnated and then send to Hell.
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063

            #6
            Re: Could Your Child be Hitler?

            This is yet another example of how people who go to state schools are not taught critical thinking

            There is no evidence of reincarnation and plenty of evidence against it.

            1) Hebrews 9:27 And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:

            2) I've never met anybody who can prove they have been reincarnated.

            An open a shut case.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • JustGotSaved
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 519

              #7
              Re: Could Your Child be Hitler?

              I did some research on the "internet" and if i may, allow me source a site. Or is that "cite a source"? Anyway, here:

              https://bible.org/question/what-does...-reincarnation

              Now no matter whether this "bible dot org" is legitmate or not, there is one paragraph that caugtt my eye:

              When asked why there would be a reincarnation, what purpose would it serve they say this:

              "If the answer is given that our bodies are not penalties for sin but illusions of individuality, the pantheistic One becoming many in human consciousness, no reason can possibly be given for this. Indeed, Hinduism calls it simply lila, divine play. What a stupid game for God to play! If Oneness is perfection, why would perfection play the game of imperfection? All the world’s sins and sufferings are reduced to a meaningless, inexplicable game."

              I have to agree. That would be a very stupid game for God to play!! Far better, and far more beautiful is the simple truth that God made us in complete foreknowledge of what Adam and Eve would do, that mankind would sin throughout the ages. But He had a plan which we could read about it in His Word, that we could still become sinless and enjoy heaven with God if we put down our own sinful volition and individuality and instead pledged our lives, our minds, our souls our complete selves to Him, through the power of Faith, and accept His temporary sacrifice of some pain and a temporary death after taking the sins of the world onto His shoulders, thereby avoiding the permanent pain and death that His rules said we must suffer for sin in the place called Hell which He created through his Holy mercy.

              To sum that up:

              God sacrificed Himself, to Himself, to appease Himself, to change a rule that He made in the first place. So He won't have to roast us alive, His beloved creation, for ever and ever.

              *THAT* makes a LOT more sense than some fruity reincarnation for "the experience" or "personal growth" or "the voyage" thing!
              Last edited by JustGotSaved; 02-26-2014, 06:18 PM. Reason: Edit 1: Several "H"s. Edit 2: More H.
              Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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