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  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293

    #31
    Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

    Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
    Of course it's a good thing for the little boy to be in heaven, but he could have done a lot for theKingdom of God had he been allowed to live.
    The chances are that he would have gone to Hell, had he been allowed to live. Very few make it to Heaven.
    Matthew 22:14 For many are called, but few are chosen.

    On the edge of puberty, this boy may well have started masturbating (Onanism) or started playing video games and been damned to Hell for eternity. This good mother probably saved him from this fate.
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    • DemonThinker96
      Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
      • Apr 2014
      • 122

      #32
      Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Dear Heathen;

      It ain't murder if God commands it.

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      So, if I kill someone and claim the bible told me to do it, it's not murder?
      Rom.1:26-27
      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12967

        #33
        Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

        Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
        So, if I kill someone and claim the bible told me to do it, it's not murder?
        Only if you reside in a country where it would be a lawfully justified excuse:

        Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,

        Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

        1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
        1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
        1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:


        I hope that was helpful.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2014
          • 1330

          #34
          Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

          Originally posted by LolitaInbred View Post
          How do I know you're an elder? To me you're just a Pharissee who spends way too much time on the internet and twists Scripture around to fit your messed up world view. I'd recommend a good dose of therapy.
          Well, young lady, first of all, I am not a true elder. See those with a True Christian status. I'm someone learning still as I am not. But those that are elders are always correct in their actions because they obey all of the Bible. I can't be a Pharisee since I am not a Jew, rather a Bible-obeying, God-fearing Christian woman. As for having too much time on my hand, I am keeping a house, teaching young children, preparing myself for my own children, cooking, cleaning, and keeping my husband happy. I don't have much time to spare, and I don't need therapy since my God will and has provided and sustained me.
          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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          • Jesus
            The Truest Christian™
             
            • May 2008
            • 216

            #35
            Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

            I can verify that I am having fun with this boy up here in Heaven. Oh, sweet me.
            Blessed is Me.

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            • DemonThinker96
              Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
              • Apr 2014
              • 122

              #36
              Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

              Originally posted by Jesus View Post
              I can verify that I am having fun with this boy up here in Heaven. Oh, sweet me.
              wut ur real?
              Rom.1:26-27
              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #37
                Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

                Originally posted by Jesus View Post
                I can verify that I am having fun with this boy up here in Heaven. Oh, sweet me.
                Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                wut ur real?
                You don't get that it's Pastor Zeke with a fake account? Like the fat guy at the office that dresses up as Santa for all the kids?

                Thanks for shredding a little more of the tiny bit of faith I have left in the future of humanity.

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                • Jim Farmer
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2293

                  #38
                  Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

                  You don't really believe that Didymus creep, do you? He's an atheist, and doesn't know squat. It's in his atheist interest to deny the existence of Jesus. If you think that Jesus sounds like Pastor Ezekiel, maybe it's the other way around - that Pastor Ezekiel sounds like Jesus - because our good Pastor spends a lot of time communing with Jesus Christ, he would have picked up some of His ways of speaking.
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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8400

                    #39
                    Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

                    Originally posted by LolitaInbred View Post
                    How do I know you're an elder?
                    You seem confused. We are not Mormons.

                    And Didymus, we're all getting pretty fed up with you spreading your atheistic lies and discord here. There is no way that those posts by Jesus were written by Pastor Zeke! Not his style at all. I don't know why Pastor Zeke doesn't ban you - or even why Jesus didn't take the opportunity to use His universal powers to ban you while He was here. But maybe He has plans for you which He has communicated to the good pastor?

                    I will continue to pray for you.
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Prayer Warrior
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 862

                      #40
                      Re: Christian Mother Sends Son to See Jesus

                      What an inspirational story!

                      I recently came across a similar story about who a girl was taken away from her parents and put into foster care. The little girl was then beaten to death by her foster parents. Thank God for the Godliest of legal systems in Texas that protects children from demonic pot smoking hippie parents. Sure, she might have been alive today had she still been with her biological parents, but the pot smokers were probably liberal God hating hellbound sinners. Meanwhile, the foster parents must have had a deep amount of love for this little girl:

                      Proverbs 13:24
                      He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes

                      Proverbs 29:15
                      The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame.

                      Proverbs 23:13
                      Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

                      She was probably already so corrupted by the pampering, spoiling, God hating, pot smoking parents that a simple loving beating inadvertently caused her death. Though isn't that better than having one more Democrat voter sucking away our tax dollars (you know the parents wouldn't be taking proper care of her anyway).

                      While I normally favor parental rights over government intervention, this is one of the rare cases where intervention was so urgent that it takes precedence over my normal minimal government ideology.

                      If only she was taken away from her hippie liberal pot smoking parents sooner she might have been tough enough to survive the beating. It is much better for a child to be beaten to death in a Christian household and go to Heaven than to have their life prolonged by welfare and food stamps only to end up in Hell.
                      Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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