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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

    Do not give your kids any of these names:
    • Adolf
    • Caitlyn
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #2
    Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

    Albert (Got ruined by science)
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • Jim Farmer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293

      #3
      Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

      Gay

      Re Caitlyn. That is the name of my female child.
      Yesterday, I asked them to send me the paperwork to change her name.
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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #4
        Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

        Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
        ...Re Caitlyn. That is the name of my female child.
        Yesterday, I asked them to send me the paperwork to change her name.
        Please tell me you're calling her "Bruce" now.

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

          * Hillary (Hildabeast)

          * Barry (which sounds gay anyway)
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          • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2014
            • 1330

            #6
            Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

            Susan (remember that lesbian, feminazi, America-hating, Christ-hating woman Susan B. Anthony) -- you could change it to Sarah, in honor of the lovely GOP, right wing Sarah Palin!

            Joan (she is a Cathylick saint for dressing up like a man. )
            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Caitlyn
              I know this is off topic, but do you think he throws like a girl now?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2014
                • 1330

                #8
                Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                I know this is off topic, but do you think he throws like a girl now?
                A secular girl, perhaps. But a girl who fears the Lord, he is weaker than even a feeble-minded Christian woman. After all, the Lord decreed "Strength and honour [are] her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come". Proverbs 31:25 I hope this may help answer your question, Mrs. Etheldreda.
                "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8395

                  #9
                  Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  I know this is off topic, but do you think he throws like a girl now?
                  Maybe, in which case I wonder if "Caitlin" will enter the women's heptathlon at the 2016 Olympic Games, which I think are being held in southern Messico. I know he will be 66 years old, but I assume he still has his manly muscles which should enable him to beat any woman. Plus there are only 6 events (or is it 8? I never learned Latin) in the heptathlon and he is used to doing 10, so it should be easy for him.

                  To get back on topic, the name Sepp is now forever blighted for me.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Esther B.
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 575

                    #10
                    Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

                    Barak- too close to the name of our current President. Such a shame, seeing as I've always wanted to give that name to a future son.
                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

                      Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                      Barak- too close to the name of our current President.
                      Presidential names always become popular.
                      Such a shame, seeing as I've always wanted to give that name to a future son.
                      I might be stepping out on a limb, here, but I suspect this must be sarcasm.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Esther B.
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 575

                        #12
                        Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        Presidential names always become popular.
                        I might be stepping out on a limb, here, but I suspect this must be sarcasm.
                        It's not sarcasm, but a fine example of why I shouldn't be posting and dusting at the same time. I meant to say that I've always thought that Barak would be a good middle name for a son if (emphasis on "if") I could find a Biblical first name to go with it. So far, I haven't had any luck.

                        I've liked the name (again, as a middle name), but I feel that it's been ruined by the Anti-Christ-in-Chief and one of Samuel's cousins who named a son after him, but forgot the "c" when she spelled it out to be put on the birth certificate. The spelling is Biblical, but the intent behind it has completely ruined the name for me.

                        Edit: Samuel just looked over my shoulder and would like me to add that if he and I get married, I will not, under any circumstances, be allowed to use Barak as a middle name.
                        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Deuteronomy 6.5

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                        • Titus Templeton
                          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                          Jesus macht frei
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 5912

                          #13
                          Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

                          Judas
                          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                          -Holocaust Jokes
                          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                          • Titus Templeton
                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                            Jesus macht frei
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 5912

                            #14
                            Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

                            And Mohammed is pretty much a ruined name. (except for terrorists)
                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                            -Holocaust Jokes
                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: List of first names ruined by history (WARNING)

                              I found this statistic online:


                              They have a poll in case you feel like voting on the name caitlyn.

                              We'll see how these stats stand up over time!
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                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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