[Lolita]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

Does that family of aqua demons look like shrimp to you? Since when do shrimp have two arms, two legs and a toothy smile? If you aren't the dumbest, most gullible, simple minded woman ever I don't know who is.

Jesus Goatfucking Christ. Need I remind you that this picture happens to be a... PICTURE?! I've purchased sea monkeys myself. That's a dawing.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

Jesus Goatpiffleing Christ. Need I remind you that this picture happens to be a... PICTURE?! I've purchased sea monkeys myself. That's a dawing.

What's a dawing?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

What's a dawing?

That's^^ a dawing. Sea monkeys are a dawing (It's perhaps a word used by young people )

[modern woman]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

These 'Sea Monkeys' are in fact brine shrimp. They are one of Gods creatures. They have simply been marketed in an incorrect way that may possibly confuse young children. The creatures themselves are not demons. The marketers themselves may be demons though, if you wish to believe it. This is a real brine shrimp.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

These 'Sea Monkeys' are in fact brine shrimp. They are one of Gods creatures. They have simply been marketed in an incorrect way that may possibly confuse young children. The creatures themselves are not demons. The marketers themselves may be demons though, if you wish to believe it. This is a real brine shrimp.

Rubbish, this is nothing like the picture of them dawing! Why are you trying to deceive Christians?

[modern woman]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

I am not trying to decieve Christians, the people who produced the other images are. You are right to be suspicious of me though. I understand that the pictures do not have any resembalence to each other. That is just because the marketers of 'sea monkeys' have produced images that are misleading and unholy.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

That doesn't look like any monkey I've ever seen.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

What's a dawing?

Maybe it has something to do with Dawkins, in which case it can't be a good thing.

[Sabbath]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

They're brine shrimp. . .

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

They're brine shrimp. . .

Duh! It says monkeys on the pack, can't you read? It says they are instant life! It says it on the packet and the maker is unlikely to write something that is wrong. After all, he made them and wrote the words on it.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

Hmmmmmm...........I wonder if they could be made into shrimp scampi? ......Mr. Roberts likes that.
Would the demons cook out over high heat?

[JennyD]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

Hmmmmmm...........I wonder if they could be made into shrimp scampi? ......Mr. Roberts likes that.
Would the demons cook out over high heat?

Mrs. Roberts, if the demons cooked out, you'd have nothing left!

If they didn't, you'd be putting demons into your husband!



And again I say,

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: WARNING ! FISH MONKEY DEMONS FROM HELL !!!

I've been doing a bit of research on these "Sea Monkeys" and have finally found a more accurate depiction of what they look like as adults.


This artists rendering shows one after it has partially dried out.









Here is a picture of one that was recently killed by a Godly True Christian™ demon hunter.





Those people that sell these things to kids ought to put in jail!!!!