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  • #16
    Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

    Originally posted by IAmNotTheTrueGod View Post
    Ah,servus Titus.

    Kaum zu glauben,
    dass es noch andere Deutsche hier gebt.

    .
    Hey child of Adolf, we speak proper American here. Show some respect for the Americans, after all, they have saved you from communism.
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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    • #17
      Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

      Originally posted by IAmNotTheTrueGod View Post
      Ah,servus Titus.
      Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
      Hey child of Adolf, we speak proper American here. Show some respect for the Americans, after all, they have saved you from communism.
      Verily, Brother Gonzalez, this is bad manners and, in addition, this young lady mixes the degenerated Germanic with Latin (a Papist tongue) phrases. She uses the Latin word "servus", a slave , when referring to our Brother Titus. This is inexcusable.

      Even worse, she fails to use the vocative case that should be utilized for these 2nd declination masculines in Latin when addressing people. Thus, it should be "Serve! Tite!" Why she should take Brother Titus to be her slave is beyond me, as we only serve Jesus and those who channel His will, our Pastors and President Trump!

      John 12:26

      If any man serve me, let him follow me; and where I am, there shall also my servant be: if any man serve me, him will my Father honour.


      (For the convenience of our guest with the obsession to Latin nominatives, I have here this verse also in her vernacular, the Germanic tongue [it does have a vocative so it beats me why this person chose to neglect it with her Papist greeting, e.g., gasts (nom.) -> gast (voc.)], to educate her: jabai mis hvas andbahtjai, mik laistjai: jah þarei im ik, þaruh sa andbahts meins wisan habaiþ; jah jabai hvas mis andbahtiþ, sweraiþ ina atta.)


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      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • #18
        Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        Nowadays men encounter woman who openly celebrate when they go to toilet. Woman that behave like it is normal to do it openly.
        Sometimes they even fart!

        Remember back at the times where woman were more Christian and tried to hide their toilet behavior?
        It really bothers me. I mean, isn’t it unnatural and nasty thinking about a woman taking a poop?
        A woman should be clean, and not a smelly toilet user. I know woman who hold it in for weeks until their husband is asleep and then they try to do it as silent as possible. They go out of the house in a bush so the husband isn't bothered by the smell. I hope that we go back to more traditional values and I hope especially woman stop going down the path of this nasty behavior.
        Amen



        Ephesians 5:22-33 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
        I just eat my wife's poop, its easier on everybody.

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        • #19
          Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

          There are only 2 references as to what to do with shit in the Bible:

          1. If you're away from home, dig a hole and bury it. Deuteronomy 23:13
          And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:

          2. I think this one applies only to women treating their husband's shit, since the woman's job in life is to cook. That is, use it for cooking fuel. Which is why the kitchen should be separate from mens' quarters. Ezekiel 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. I tend to save my shit for my wife. After all, I'm not going to pay for fuel, when the good Lord provides it from my very bowels.


          Therefore Mr Bottom, your solution is unbiblical, and you will burn in hell for it.
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          • #20
            Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

            I am at a loss. I was looking up devices that would prevent women from defecating because I wanted to help out fellow promise enforcers who may be dealing with this problem. Is it appropriate to use this?


            His holiness would surely keep the evilness from coming out whilst also preventing anything un-Christian in there such as a phallus of an unwed (or worse a homer) man. But at the same time is it disrespectful to use the great prophet Trump? If we were to go into what would be poo poo territory is it more appropriate to use the Hillary butt plug?

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            • #21
              Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

              One way to deal with this distressing problem is to stop eating solid foods!

              Broths and other clear liquids can be ingested to main adequate nutrition levels while reducing "ick" production to minimal levels.


              This saves money and time and spares your husband's finer sensibilities.
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • #22
                Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                One way to deal with this distressing problem is to stop eating solid foods!

                Broths and other clear liquids can be ingested to main adequate nutrition levels while reducing "ick" production to minimal levels.


                This saves money and time and spares your husband's finer sensibilities.
                In an ideal world a woman would eat liquid food and then sweat it out while doing the laundry. No toilet stuff going on and stinky unlady like stuff!
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                • #23
                  Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

                  WTF if taking a dump is unlady like than why do we have assholes?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

                    Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
                    ...why do we have assholes?
                    Because Trump wouldn't have been elected without them, duh.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

                      True

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                      • #26
                        Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

                        Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                        Hey child of Adolf, we speak proper American here. Show some respect for the Americans, after all, they have saved you from communism.
                        Hey child of Clinton and Bush , go learn German. Show some respect for European people , after all , they made insurance possible for you.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

                          Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
                          Hey child of Clinton and Bush , go learn German. Show some respect for European people , after all , they made insurance possible for you.
                          Sorry Dutchsmartie, but "insurance" dates back to at least the Babylonian's some 4,000 years ago. I see your European public "education" system has declined along with that in the US (with the exception of that here in Freehold, Iowa).

                          We did have some respect for the Europeans - back in 1529 and 1683 when they turned back the mooselimbs at Vienna. These days Angela Merkel is inviting them to Bayreuth Festivals, but they don't seem to adopting that German culture very well - evidently mistaking Valhalla for "allah".
                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
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                          • #28
                            Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

                            I would never be even near a woman that passes a log. It's one of the nastiest things I can imagine.

                            My own odor is pleasant when I have to do my business. But can you imagine the scent of a woman? Like a litter box that has not been changed in a year.

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                            You know, they complain all the time about the bleeding. And I guess that happens, but it is their own fault for not sopping up the blood with an absorbent. They could at least TRY to be clean.


                            In Christ
                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                            • #29
                              Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

                              Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
                              WTF if taking a dump is unlady like than why do we have assholes?
                              If raping a woman is bad why do men have a penis?
                              Hope you see the flaw in your logic.
                              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                              -Holocaust Jokes
                              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Woman who defecate: Nasty, disgusting and not lady like!

                                Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
                                why do we have assholes?

                                That is a question we Christians often ask among ourselves. We have this nice little website for fellowship and praise with other Christians from all over the world and for some unexplained reason, we are constantly set upon by the likes of you. Why do we have you here among us, BTW? What exactly do you want, other than to vex us?
                                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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