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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    I forgot my mothers birthday today and you know what? Jesus doesn't care!

    So today morning my mother called me. I very nicely asked why she calls and she said it is her birthday...

    Now this is normally the situation where you feel like shit, you say sorry and just try to fix the situation.

    But I said to her that everything is okay, not a big thing because Jesus never said you should remember your mothers birthday. ( I did not say it like that but with more words.)

    I think she is probably quite sad but if we follow the Bible we have to be strong. And no tear is worth going to Hell, right?

    "He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." Matthew 10:37. Luke 14:26 ("If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple").
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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2247

    #2
    Re: I forgot my mothers birthday today and you know what? Jesus doesn't care!

    Brother Templeton,


    My papist mother used to worry about birthdays and she would say we didn't love her if we couldn't remember her special day. She would nag and nag my father about it especially. She would try to make me feel guilty - which usually didn't work. To make her feel better, I would remind her of a song our priest sang to her. He said it meant something about being covered in love and she used to just melt when she heard it:


    Deckt mich in Scheiße lieber, dein Sperma auf meinem Gesicht sprühen, sagen mir, dass du mich liebst und dann weggehen.


    He was from Munich and moved to the US when he was asked to do so by the Bishop. Not sure why.


    Have a lovely day!
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • Leroy Llewelyn
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2016
      • 118

      #3
      Re: I forgot my mothers birthday today and you know what? Jesus doesn't care!

      Luke 14:26, good Brother.
      And they entered into a covenant to seek the Lord God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
      That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
      2 Chronicles 15:12-13

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      • Anne Sayne
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2016
        • 182

        #4
        Re: I forgot my mothers birthday today and you know what? Jesus doesn't care!

        My children forget my birthday every year, it's amazing to know that they follow every word of the Bible
        God is about as real as unicorns and dragons.
        Revelation 12:9
        Job 39:9

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