Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

[ManofGOD1576]

I am greatly disappointed in my little trooper,because I found this today after cleaning his room,hidden under his bed.

The band above is called Queen and they are just as bad as you would think(but much worse)!


I didn't know what this was when I initially found it but when I poped it in his CDCVD player I was appalled by what demonic sounds emanated from the machine. It was much worse than the hardcore rockend roll of Elvis


One of the most disturbing songs I found here was a sacrilegious death metal anthem(great king rat) teaching kids to not listen to your parents and not read the holy bible. Listen at your own risk!

https://youtu.be/VHC85XWII7E

I did some research and found out this band was much worse than I thought. Apparently they were around since the early 70's and have been polluting minds for well over 40 years and are one of the most well known bands in history(wouldn't know,only listen to the christian hymns channel). And worst of all their front man is a HOMOSEXUAL DEMON!

This is Freddie Mercury pictured above portraying the king of mankind. He hails straight from the heathen lands of India and is named after the Roman pagan god of financial gain(as we all know money is the root of all evil). I am willing to believe this man is none other than the anti-Christ himself or at least one of Satan's higher ups.


Other songs in their catalog include:We are the champions(a song saying that delinquents and ruffians are better than Christians),39(a song about inter-dimensional travel)and Ferry fellers masterstroke(a song that is about demon spawn fornicating while cracking open nuts).


I was wondering what kind of punishment is warranted for such behavior and weather I should burn or bury this pagan trash?


Any advice would be welcome.

[Basilissa]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

Why are you asking us for advice, dear? All the answers you seek are in the Holy Bible:

Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Proverbs 19:18 - Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul spare for his crying.

Proverbs 22:6 - Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

Proverbs 22:15 - Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Proverbs 23:13-14
13 Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Proverbs 29:15 - The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left [to himself] bringeth his mother to shame.

Proverbs 29:17 - Correct thy son, and he shall give thee rest; yea, he shall give delight unto thy soul.

Chastening should not be enjoyable, but is nonetheless necessary:

Hebrews 12:5-11
5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
9 Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected [us], and we gave [them] reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live?
10 For they verily for a few days chastened [us] after their own pleasure; but he for [our] profit, that [we] might be partakers of his holiness.
11 Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

That should teach him to respect and obey you, as commanded by God:

Colossians 3:20 - Children, obey [your] parents in all things: for this is well pleasing unto the Lord.

Ephesians 6:1 Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

1 Timothy 3:4 - One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;

I hope that was helpful, dear. You heard it - it is your obligation as the master of the house to keep your children in subjection. You may be inspired by the example of the good, Christian, Lord fearing Turpin family.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

He hails straight from the heathen lands of India

It's worse: he's Iranian.

I don't mind it when Indians expropriate Broadway music in their movies, but when an Iranian expropriates white music from an upstanding young man like Vanilla Ice, I get furious.

Vanilla Ice, bless his soul, displays Christian forgiveness to a fault:

[ManofGOD1576]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

Oh my it is worse than I thought Iran is even more removed from God than those those savage show-tune singing slumdogs. And leave it to the moon-god praying hashish choking homo Iranians to steal songs from good Christiaan boys like vanilla ice.

[Pamela Smith]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

I am greatly disappointed in my little trooper,because I found this today after cleaning his room,hidden under his bed.

The band above is called Queen and they are just as bad as you would think(but much worse)!


I didn't know what this was when I initially found it but when I poped it in his CDCVD player I was appalled by what demonic sounds emanated from the machine. It was much worse than the hardcore rockend roll of Elvis


One of the most disturbing songs I found here was a sacrilegious death metal anthem(great king rat) teaching kids to not listen to your parents and not read the holy bible. Listen at your own risk!

https://youtu.be/VHC85XWII7E

I did some research and found out this band was much worse than I thought. Apparently they were around since the early 70's and have been polluting minds for well over 40 years and are one of the most well known bands in history(wouldn't know,only listen to the christian hymns channel). And worst of all their front man is a HOMOSEXUAL DEMON!

This is Freddie Mercury pictured above portraying the king of mankind. He hails straight from the heathen lands of India and is named after the Roman pagan god of financial gain(as we all know money is the root of all evil). I am willing to believe this man is none other than the anti-Christ himself or at least one of Satan's higher ups.


Other songs in their catalog include:We are the champions(a song saying that delinquents and ruffians are better than Christians),39(a song about inter-dimensional travel)and Ferry fellers masterstroke(a song that is about demon spawn fornicating while cracking open nuts).


I was wondering what kind of punishment is warranted for such behavior and weather I should burn or bury this pagan trash?


Any advice would be welcome.

You should beat him with a rod or stone him! It would be good to burn the cds, so that he cannot dig them up when they're buried.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

Man of God:


I feel exorcism is on the planogram for your little heathen satan worshipper. He has invited demonic presences into the nether regions of his body by paying heed to music that extols lucifer. This is a dangerous and dense forest through which to trod, and results in deference to satan rather than GOD.


The good news: GOD IS ALL POWERFUL. Just as he cast demons into swine, he can remove every trace of demonicity from your wicked, wicked child. Once you have had the exorcism performed it would be a good idea for him to enter Dr. Niles' post-exorcism camp, where he will be inspected daily for the presence of left behind entities (usually found in the folds of the rectum), at which time if they are found they are immediately sent to the pits of hell from which they came. Dr. Niles can counsel with your child in ways few can. You likely won't know your son when the camp ends because he will receive daily treatment with the intensity that only a True Christian(TM) can provide.


I pray you take these recommendations seriously.
BrotherLarry

[Don't mind me]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

I am greatly disappointed in my little trooper,because I found this today after cleaning his room,hidden under his bed.

The band above is called Queen and they are just as bad as you would think(but much worse)!


I didn't know what this was when I initially found it but when I poped it in his CDCVD player I was appalled by what demonic sounds emanated from the machine. It was much worse than the hardcore rockend roll of Elvis


One of the most disturbing songs I found here was a sacrilegious death metal anthem(great king rat) teaching kids to not listen to your parents and not read the holy bible. Listen at your own risk!

https://youtu.be/VHC85XWII7E

I did some research and found out this band was much worse than I thought. Apparently they were around since the early 70's and have been polluting minds for well over 40 years and are one of the most well known bands in history(wouldn't know,only listen to the christian hymns channel). And worst of all their front man is a HOMOSEXUAL DEMON!

This is Freddie Mercury pictured above portraying the king of mankind. He hails straight from the heathen lands of India and is named after the Roman pagan god of financial gain(as we all know money is the root of all evil). I am willing to believe this man is none other than the anti-Christ himself or at least one of Satan's higher ups.


Other songs in their catalog include:We are the champions(a song saying that delinquents and ruffians are better than Christians),39(a song about inter-dimensional travel)and Ferry fellers masterstroke(a song that is about demon spawn fornicating while cracking open nuts).


I was wondering what kind of punishment is warranted for such behavior and weather I should burn or bury this pagan trash?


Any advice would be welcome.

Actually, Queen isn't death metal band. They we're a casual rock band. Millions of people around the world, and one of their infamous song is "We are the champions": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

It's okay if he listens to them. And also about Freddie Mercury being gay, yes it's true and he died because he was diagnosed with AIDS years ago, but he was a really good singer tho.

[Don't mind me]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

Little mistake in my post, I wanted to say that millions of people around the world listens to them.

[Basilissa]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

Little mistake in my post, I wanted to say that millions of people around the world listens to them.

Billions of flies eat excrements. Are we to follow them, too?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

Actually, Queen isn't death metal band...

Hi, and welcome to the adult section of the internet. Thing work a bit differently here.

"Actually..." is an awful way to begin a post, and the absolute worst way to introduce yourself. You're setting yourself yourself up as the expert in the room, and challenging the locally-accepted wisdom, while quite expectedly offering nothing but your own opinion in support.

Your opinion is _worthless_ until someone knows you and can attach a value to it. Demanding respect is one of the best ways to lose it.

Those are some of the general rules. Landover differs in many ways, but it would be best to approach it as the OG fanboi 4 Jesus room, and the canon here is the literal canon, the KJV. Knowing it is kinda obligatory to avoid looking reaaaalllly stupid, as the vast majority of the visitors never learn. But then, they'll never learn anything.


Are you different? Are you worth risking probably wasting my time interacting with?

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

Freddie Mercury... yes, I grew up with his music. Now I regret it. Not only does his music sound more satanic than any music that is truly considered 'death metal', but also he was a sodomite. The Holy Spirit has revealed me what is good for me and what not. And he has revealed me that Ulcerate and Devilskin (which are both from the same country as me) are not as half as harmful as Queen or Elton John (another sodomite).

I still like Mercury cars tho.


1 Corinthians 6:9-10: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,or thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

[imahomo]

Re: Found DEATH METAL band CD in son's bedroom!

Comrade,



This music made me gay, and I am thankful for it. I suggest that you allow your son to model himself after me.