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  • #1486
    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Well aren't we special, Heathen, God mocker and a Homersexural . I am some what sure you will enjoy hanging with Satan.
    I Am special actually, i am very special. I i TRAVEL ON THE SPECIAL BUS!

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    • #1487
      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      Well aren't we special, Heathen, God mocker and a Homersexural . I am some what sure you will enjoy hanging with Satan.

      How *DARE* you bring the Simpsons into this!

      God requires the use of spell checking.

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      • #1488
        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

        Originally posted by areyoukiddingme View Post
        How *DARE* you bring the Simpsons into this!

        God requires the use of spell checking.
        Woot!.

        +1 point for you

        Hell +2.

        I am Jack AND i CAN CONTROL MY sPITTLE

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        • #1489
          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

          Right i've just recieved a warning for having an opinion.

          Dear father. Shouldn't you be doing something more productive with your time like sexually abusing a eight year old boy. "Isn't that gay in a way". or something else allowed by the christian gestapo... oops sorry i mean church.



          Many many sarcasms!.

          Right. God as my witness, i believe in you my father "i mean god" But please i beg of thou, smite dine followers with thine mighty finger. For they have lost your path father, they only see what your traitors wrote in a book, and they are blinded towards the truth of your light. Please father send them back on the path to enlightenment, show them of your mercy and forgiveness, and provided us with our daily beer and donut. And episode of the simpsons. I also believe that thine son owns chuck norris, for chuck norris fails on water. Where your son could roundhouse kick in flight. And count to infinity 3 times before the age of 33.

          Amen.

          I am Jack, "the baptist"

          P.s. Sorry god, i really do believe in you, but you must have a sense of humour, or i wouldn't have been here.

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          • #1490
            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

            Originally posted by Jack Black View Post
            Woot!.

            +1 point for you

            Hell +2.

            I am Jack. "al and hide"

            Haha, I was just reported for proving a point. Such a shame that you punish people who oppose you.. God knows what you're doing is wrong and everyone who's just recently stumbled upon this horrible site will agree with that.. So, if he opposes you, are you going to punish him too? LOL.

            You guys are so worthless and this is so amusing. Good luck with the ban Will log on with another IP address.

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            • #1491
              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

              Oh and before i get banned for being a heretic from hell.

              Quite funny how you lot are the unsaved trash.
              And should be under investigation by the fbi.

              Twatbags.

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              • #1492
                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                Jack Black , There is little hope for your Salvation, your repeated mockery of God has insured your place in Hell. If you look out your window the short buss is waiting for you.

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                • #1493
                  Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                  Originally posted by Jack Black View Post
                  of the bible (sic) ... I do respect christians, ... god... christ
                  Yet using proper capitalization is too much effort to show respect?

                  Originally posted by Jack Black View Post
                  you retarded titbags
                  And there we see the true face of your "respect".

                  Please spare us your Kumbaya interpretation, child.

                  2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • #1494
                    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                    Originally posted by Jack Black View Post
                    ... vindictive and hateful drivel ...
                    Please spare us your hate, child. This is a Christian forum.

                    Originally posted by Jack Black View Post
                    a sense of humour
                    Foreigner alert
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22                     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • #1495
                      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                      If i get to go to Hell ej.

                      Can i have hotdogs and marshmellows. can i can i.

                      Can i have the metal.

                      oh and your god isn't worthy of my caps.

                      My Hell is worthy of caps.

                      And my God is worthy of caps, the god you uphold died in the late 70's. He overdosed on acid.

                      You uphold a god of lies, a god of flies a god of ignorance. Should you die before me, stand waiting. i'll come and smite you. Together with my homie... Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus. Yep he owns.

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                      • #1496
                        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                        Originally posted by Jack Black View Post
                        And should be under investigation by the fbi.
                        Unlike in Foreignia where you are from, God gave the USA Freedom of Speech (see the first amendment of the Constitution).

                        The FBI will persecute people who quote from the Bible because some foreigner is offended by the concept of freedom of speech? Good luck with that

                        Please tell us your country so that we may shock & awe your population into true democratic values as God intended
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22                         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • #1497
                          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                          Unlike in Foreignia where you are from, God gave the USA Freedom of Speech (see the first amendment of the Constitution).

                          The FBI will persecute people who quote from the Bible because some foreigner is offended by the concept of freedom of speech? Good luck with that

                          Please tell us your country so that we may shock & awe your population into true democratic values as God intended
                          Wait can take you back on that, you don't follow the law, you only follow the bible.

                          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                          Please spare us your hate, child. This is a Christian forum.


                          Foreigner alert
                          I don't hate you people i just think you're a bunsh of retarded ignorant useless cockheads.

                          Oh and it's called english, it's the language you yankee's stole some years back.

                          English is a language, american is a dialect.

                          Peace out, rest in peace out.

                          Oh and god isn't life Love = life.

                          God = judgement.

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                          • #1498
                            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                            Originally posted by Jack Black View Post
                            If i get to go to Hell ej.
                            We do not decide where you go. We can merely say that we love you and that we want you to come to Heaven with us.

                            The Bible says "even though you love the person Jack Black, unless he accepts Jesus as his Savior and the KJV 1611 Bible as God's Word, Jack Black will go to Hell".

                            Then we think "hhm.. but we don't want Jack Black to go to Hell." and then Jack Black says "haha, I want to go to Hell!"

                            In return, we feel saddened that someone would choose such a fate for himself. If you are so much against rape, why do you want to go to a place where you yourself will be sodomized for eternity?

                            Originally posted by Jack Black View Post
                            You uphold a god of lies, a god of flies a god of ignorance.
                            Can you back that ridiculous claim up with Scripture? We provided Scriptural references for all claims. You confuse your own opinion as fact. And this after acknowledging you will go to Hell.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • #1499
                              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                              why do you want to go to a place where you yourself will be sodomized for eternity?
                              Oh but you are wrong. "my friend" I have already been deemed a demon many times. Hell i've been called Daemon, which apearently means i rule demons.

                              So gues who's gonna do the sodomizing, of all those beautiful virgins you damned trough all the years.

                              OMNOMNOM VIRGINS!!!!!!!.

                              Many many.

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                              • #1500
                                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                                Originally posted by Jack Black View Post
                                Wait can take you back on that, you don't follow the law, you only follow the bible.


                                I don't hate you people i just think you're a bunsh of retarded ignorant useless cockheads.

                                Oh and it's called english, it's the language you yankee's stole some years back.

                                English is a language, american is a dialect.

                                Peace out, rest in peace out.

                                Oh and god isn't life Love = life.

                                God = judgement.

                                The words of another drunk Brit. There has got to be a way to filter them out! Is it possible to block any IP from England ?

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