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What if the scribes made it all up? Why not worship the scribes instead?
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Have you not been paying attention?Originally posted by Ixi View Post
GOD told us that HE dictated it to King James scribes.
Why do you doubt Jesus Himself?If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Can scribes walk on water? Can scribes ressurect the dead? Try and think. Stop sniffing glue for a day and THINK about all the things Jesus did for you!Originally posted by Ixi View Post
The whole story about how God guided King James, in comic book form, can be seen HERE. Even you might understand it...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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OMG Zeke. You convinced me.Can scribes walk on water? Can scribes ressurect the dead? Try and think. Stop sniffing glue for a day and THINK about all the things Jesus did for you!
The whole story about how God guided King James, in comic book form, can be seen HERE. Even you might understand it...
I want to become a christian!!!!!!!!
Soon in Christ
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Good, now hit the Paypal button and send us everything you've got on your boyfriend's credit card. We only accept U.S.Dollars by the way...none of that fake eurotrash funny money. Better do it now before Jesus kills you or I ban you.Originally posted by Andreas View PostOMG Zeke. You convinced me.
I want to become a christian!!!!!!!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Damn, my credit cards only support Euros...Good, now hit the Paypal button and send us everything you've got on your boyfriend's credit card. We only accept U.S.Dollars by the way...none of that fake eurotrash funny money. Better do it now before Jesus kills you or I ban you.
Are there any other ways of showing Jesus how much I love him?Soon in ChristComment
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No. Paypal can convert your fake kraut money into Godly U. S. Dollars. Hit the button now!Originally posted by Andreas View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I don't want to insult God by poluting his godly button with our fake Kraut money. What else can I do?No. Paypal can convert your fake kraut money into Godly U. S. Dollars. Hit the button now!Soon in ChristComment
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You are insulting God right now. Our jew accountants are standing by, waiting for your tithe. Get on it boy.Originally posted by Andreas View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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OK, I just tithed 100 €. I hope that's enough for starters.You are insulting God right now. Our jew accountants are standing by, waiting for your tithe. Get on it boy.
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Euros? Friend Jesus want's to know what this is His is money; US dollars.Originally posted by Andreas View PostOK, I just tithed 100 €. I hope that's enough for starters.
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100€ is around 128$. I tithed additional 60€ which makes 205$ altogether.Euros? Friend Jesus want's to know what this is His is money; US dollars.
Can I become a Christian now?
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That's up to Jesus to decide.Originally posted by Andreas View Post100€ is around 128$. I tithed additional 60€ which makes 205$ altogether.
Can I become a Christian now?
He might see fit to tell a Pastor, who then will tell you, or He may not, and leave you with nothing but your hope.
Don't expect Jesus to forgive you in a hurry however.
You will have to work for your Salvation®.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Andreas, don't do this! Paying to get to Heaven is not life!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Be silent, you ignorant tramp.Originally posted by Ixi View Post
Don't give him any strange ideas now that he is on the right path again.
Jesus want's him (Andreas) to tithe to His favourite Church!
He isn't paying to get into Heaven, he's paying to avoid going to hell, think of it as fire insurance..
Or just a plain life insurance.. In short, it's protection money to Jesus.
A way to thank Him for the fact that He hasn't burned down your house, and that you owe Him for it.
You have one of those, don't you.. So why can't you trust JESUS?
I'm sure your family would be more happy with the knowledge that you avoided burning forever, than simply getting some money when you die.Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-29-2006, 05:35 PM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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