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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373
    #76
    Re: Christian Children

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Andreas, don't do this! Paying to get to Heaven is not life!

    Sicky, were you familiar with the Holy Word, you would know that Jesus hates those who cause others to stumble (Romans 14:7-21). For every stumbling-block you put in the way of those on their way to True Salvation(tm), you will pay tenfold. While that may seem fine now, imagine Satan's tallywhacker being 10x its already oversized hugeness. You surely will regret it when he is sodomizing you and everyone you love.
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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      • Ixi
        Wretched Unsaved Goth
        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
        • Sep 2006
        • 844
        #77
        Re: Christian Children

        Then it gets bigger, and bigger; until it won't fit. Your arguement is weak. Same with hellfire. It gets hotter, and hotter, until it feels cold. One step out of line you will burn, but if you keep fighting for what you believe, you will succeed.
        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892
            #78
            Re: Christian Children

            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
            Then it gets bigger, and bigger; until it won't fit. Your arguement is weak. Same with hellfire. It gets hotter, and hotter, until it feels cold. One step out of line you will burn, but if you keep fighting for what you believe, you will succeed.
            Figures you would know all about how big a tallywhacker can be before sodomy is impossible, harlot.
            Let me assure you however, neither satan nor his tallywhacker recognises any "natural laws"..
            He'll find a way, harlot.

            Please reconsider if you don't want to accept Jesus, it's not too late yet.
            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-04-2006, 05:43 AM.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Ixi
                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                • Sep 2006
                • 844
                #79
                Re: Christian Children

                Its not to late to be happy either in your case, but you do what you want.
                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892
                    #80
                    Re: Christian Children

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    Its not to late to be happy either in your case, but you do what you want.
                    You foolish woman.
                    You consider a life like yours:
                    Being a harlot and a confessed lover of sodomy who buys crack for all her earnings, a happy life?
                    What a retard you are. (Even by womanly standards)

                    Anyways, Christians are not supposed to be happy:

                    The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning; but the heart of fools is in the house of mirth.
                    It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                    Ecclesiastes 7:4-5
                    Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-05-2006, 09:39 PM.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • May16
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 22
                        #81
                        Re: Christian Children

                        Christians aren't meant to be happy? You don't know what you're missing!!

                        And i know that she doesn't buy crack for all her earnings.

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892
                            #82
                            Re: Christian Children

                            Originally posted by May16 View Post
                            Christians aren't meant to be happy? You don't know what you're missing!!

                            And i know that she doesn't buy crack for all her earnings.
                            What, you're her dealer? Or maybe her pimp?
                            What does she buy then, heroin? Or maybe you take every little cent she earns?

                            Look here homer, Jesus doesn't appreciate that you're selling demonic poison, even to unsaved harlots like Ixky!
                            You're going to hell for it!
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                              • Ixi
                                Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 844
                                #83
                                Re: Christian Children

                                I don't know this dude.
                                A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78555
                                    #84
                                    Re: Christian Children

                                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                    I don't know this dude.
                                    The question is: Why don't you know JESUS?
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Brother Temperance
                                        Senior Usher
                                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                        A very nice young man
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 15621
                                        #85
                                        Re: Christian Children

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        The question is: Why don't you know JESUS?
                                        And does Jesus know you?
                                        Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                        23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
                                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                          • Ixi
                                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 844
                                            #86
                                            Re: Christian Children

                                            Of course I know Jesus, hes on speed dial! *sarcastic*
                                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                              • Bobby-Joe
                                                Landover Security Superviser
                                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 18405
                                                #87
                                                Re: Christian Children

                                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                Of course I know Jesus, hes on speed dial! *sarcastic*
                                                If it wasn't just a joke Ixi it would be glorious. Why with Jesus you would have the father you long for. No more would you and your poor sisters be so exposed and vunerable to the world. Jesus would shelter and protect you all. Instead, what has wicker brought you Ixi? Fat, smell arabs to droll over you and your poor little sisters.

                                                A kind father with Jesus or a fat, smell arab with Satan, which do you chose Ixi?

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                                                  • Ixi
                                                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 844
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: Christian Children

                                                    Neither. I can take care of my sisters by myself.
                                                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                                      • Bobby-Joe
                                                        Landover Security Superviser
                                                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 18405
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: Christian Children

                                                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                        Neither. I can take care of my sisters by myself.
                                                        Are you Ixi? Are things really that happy in your poor little household? All I see is a bunch of abandon little girls looking for love and comfort. I am afraid instead you will only find a cruel and smelly Yemeni Oil Sheik who make your lot worse. Please turn to Jesus before it is too late Ixi!

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                                                          • Ixi
                                                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 844
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: Christian Children

                                                            They are not abandoned! They have me, they have Amy, and they have thier mother.
                                                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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