AITA for calling my daughter a godless fatty?

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

My daughter Kim is what I can describe a huge disappointment. Instead of being blessed with a demure yet alluring, but not whorish enough to turn off a good Christian man, I got an insolent, wayward, sexually questionable thingamajig of a what I can only call female based on presumably anatomically correct lady bits (assuming she hasn't changed that). I am contemplating disowning her, and writing her off as spoiled goods, no good to the Frottage family name.

Please help direct me in this matter, Landover. I wanted to be a good father, guided by God, but look at it, is she wearing burqa? That scowl won't charm any self respecting man who loves Jesus.

[Basilissa]

What's an aita? Did you misspell Aida? In that case, the lady on the photo seems to have chest wide enough for an opera singer, to help her carry her voice, but is her voice good enough?

Also, are you sure this is your daughter and not your wife or mother? How old is she? That second chin takes decades to develop.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

AITA is an acronym for Am I The Asshole?

I had her in the 80's so she's roughly in her 40's, and I mean rough! But I can't say I'm surprised. I conceived her at a time I was deeply lonely and wanted anyone in my life, so I hired a mail order bride, who went by the name of Ora Fuss, using my delivery connections. We wed, had Kim, and well...I had to ship Ora back, she just wasn't right with Jesus and I should have thought of that before I did the sacred deed with her.