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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

    I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.
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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.
    That's IT, Mother Glynndie! Part A, B, or, C!

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    • Jack
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Sep 2006
      • 16

      #3
      Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

      Or if, "Naughty Parts", freak you out so much why not give them gentle names for example, Noodle for the male part, Twinkle for the lower female region and Milk Jugs for the upper region? Just a suggestion.

      God bless, Jack
      Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten

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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329

        #4
        Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

        Originally posted by Jack View Post
        Or if, "Naughty Parts", freak you out so much why not give them gentle names for example, Noodle for the male part, Twinkle for the lower female region and Milk Jugs for the upper region? Just a suggestion.

        God bless, Jack
        Dear Lord! No wonder you are unsaved. I can't imagine naming dirty sexual body parts after food. We certainly don't want kids to eat each other's forbidden parts. And don't you think Milk Jugs might be worse than the actual name for b--bs?
        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #5
          Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

          Mother Glynndie, I'm a firm supporter of the existing True Christian name for Part A, "Wedding Tackle". It describes when a man is to use it, along with how.

          Part B will require some more consideration.

          Part C, I am partial to "Dirty Pillows", as it describes that they are soft and comforting, but that shame should be involved when having contact with them. This will encourage women not to flaunt something so unclean.

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          • M.D.
            Disgusting Unsaved Trash Who is Using the Computer at Hellion's House!
            Please contact Brother Bobby Joe and the security team at the first sign of misbehaviour.
            • Mar 2007
            • 106

            #6
            Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.
            A is a penis. B is a pair of breasts. And C is a vagina.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

              I suggest we call (A.) a doodlebug.

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              • Rev. Carlton Green
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2006
                • 311

                #8
                Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                Even though they are rude bits of a person we can always be positive about it! Think about the benifits!


                A-Army Transporter

                B-Bunkers for Fuel

                C-Christian Soldier Factory


                But if they are not going to be used for that purpous, then come entirely new names for them.


                A-Atrocious Skin Dangle

                B-Bumpy Demons

                C-Cooter
                Last edited by Rev. Carlton Green; 04-08-2007, 10:04 PM.

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                • Glendora Christianson
                  Spiritual Mother of LBC
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2329

                  #9
                  Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  I suggest we call (A.) a doodlebug.

                  Lve, Sister Thumper
                  I know your innocent mind didn't have any idea that doodlebugs are food, Sister Thumper. And it is a cute name for a man's "seed worm", but I don't think we should avoid comparing pornographic body parts to food.
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                  • Glendora Christianson
                    Spiritual Mother of LBC
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2329

                    #10
                    Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                    Originally posted by M.D. View Post
                    A is a penis. B is a pair of breasts. And C is a vagina.
                    I suggest that you visit an XXX rated site, where you will be more welcomed, M.D.

                    PS I have assigned 43 warning points for your foul language!
                    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                    • Sista Lateefah
                      Honorary White Woman.
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 522

                      #11
                      Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                      I think part C should be called a axewound, because it look like God had took a little axe and took a chop right in that area! Maybe He had originally done this to Eve when He had been wrathful toward her.
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                        I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.
                        I'm not sure why these terms need be discussed at all. Certainly its better for girls to remain free of such sinful knowledge. Their Godly husbands can teach them everything they need to know on their wedding night.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • M.D.
                          Disgusting Unsaved Trash Who is Using the Computer at Hellion's House!
                          Please contact Brother Bobby Joe and the security team at the first sign of misbehaviour.
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 106

                          #13
                          Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                          I know your innocent mind didn't have any idea that doodlebugs are food, Sister Thumper. And it is a cute name for a man's "seed worm", but I don't think we should avoid comparing pornographic body parts to food.
                          Personally, if I were a woman, I wouldn't want any sort of food or anything named after or food or God forbid a "seed worm" in my vagina and yes, I said vagina.

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                          • BadAssButterfly
                            Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 232

                            #14
                            Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                            I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

                            A - p***s and t******es
                            B - b***ts
                            C- v****a
                            Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 04-09-2007, 01:01 PM. Reason: profanity removed

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                            • BadAssButterfly
                              Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 232

                              #15
                              Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                              Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                              And don't you think Milk Jugs might be worse than the actual name for b--bs?
                              Why? Their purpose is, after all, to produce milk for the nourishment of babies.

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