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  • hopeneverdies
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 51
    #1

    What name should I give to my child?

    My wife is expecting, she's already in the 5th month, I want to make Our Lord happy with my choice, so Im asking you brothers, True good Christians, what name do you see fitting as one for a God upcoming Soldier?

    Maybe my child will be born in God's Land, America, so he can be a True Christian, unlike me, eurotrash.

    Help me brothers!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: What name should I give to my child?

      Originally posted by hopeneverdies View Post
      My wife is expecting, she's already in the 5th month, I want to make Our Lord happy with my choice, so Im asking you brothers, True good Christians, what name do you see fitting as one for a God upcoming Soldier?

      Maybe my child will be born in God's Land, America, so he can be a True Christian, unlike me, eurotrash.

      Help me brothers!
      Well, before presuming upon us to name your unborn child, maybe you could be so kind as to please take a moment to make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      As for names, the Holy Bible is the best place to find those. I'm named after the book of Ezekiel, and my father was named Lamentations. You can't go wrong with the Word of the Lord.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • hopeneverdies
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2010
          • 51
          #3
          Re: What name should I give to my child?

          Im sorry, Pastor Ezekiel, but I already have posted in the introductions section, it was actually the first thing I've done.

          Also I didnt want to anger anyone, especially Our Lord, by not capitalizing American, Im so sorry.

          I like your name, a real True Christian name, maybe Il take it into consideration, thanks Pastor Ezekiel.

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            • Jacob the Angry Liar
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2010
              • 309
              #4
              Re: What name should I give to my child?

              How about Deuteronomy? A fine name if you ask me

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445
                  #5
                  Re: What name should I give to my child?

                  I believe I don't know anyone yet with the name 2 Corinthians, so if you want to be original...
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622
                      #6
                      Re: What name should I give to my child?

                      Name your kid Jim. It's a good name and only good men have it. It's Biblical (James the Apostle), traditional (so you don't sound like some pretentious yuppie), and tough (so your kid won't get beat up at school). Plus it's All-American and doesn't have any "ethnic" ring to it.

                      If it's a girl, name her Jimmi.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: What name should I give to my child?

                          You would be wise to heed Rev. Osborne's advice . He is a very smart man.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22371
                              #8
                              Re: What name should I give to my child?

                              Very smart indeed.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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