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  • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

    Originally posted by Flat Earth View Post
    Wow...it seems that satan has many more ways to reach women than I thought.

    Very true and that is why we must be mindful, Flat Earth. Unfortunately, satan tends to take on any form he wants to.

    Chapter 6 of Ephesians speaks much about satan and his desire to deceive and take; not only our minds and spirit but also our bodies. As such, we have to be alert at all times and prepared to fight him off!

    Ephesians 6:

    12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

    14 “Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;


    Reading the entire chapter will no doubt be a learning curve for you.

    YIC

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      @Mrs. Phebe Dewitt It is good to know my father protects me against Satan!
      I Jesus!

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      • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        Sorry to be so fresh and blunt but I was deep in prayer and this came to me.

        Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!

        Don't give into it. Don't let the pleasure sweep you away. You don't want to go to HELL for that do you?

        I expect the Pastor's hand will be having a conversation with your bottom for stirring up such a topic. Celebrate procreation, praise the Lord.

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        • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

          Harr, Pirate Cranky could give you some nice ***. Only interested if you are <10 years old.
          Last edited by Phebe Carlyle; 09-14-2010, 11:49 AM. Reason: to remove profanity

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          • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

            Originally posted by PirateCranky View Post
            Harr, Pirate Cranky could give you some nice ***. Only interested if you are <10 years old.
            Somehow your avatar seems familiar. Are we perhaps related?
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            • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

              Yes I am from somalian-usa origin.

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                Originally posted by PirateCranky View Post
                Yes I am from somalian-usa origin.
                Just because you have a pretty face, you can't fool us.

                We know that you're not a real pirate.


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                • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                  Hi,

                  I'm a 22 years old girl from America, I am Christian myself, and I just want to say:

                  I think it isn't bad for a women to orgasm, and I don't think it is Satan who gives me orgasms. Orgasms are just a pure sign of love and connect me with God, and therefor I know what to do better.

                  If you want more information about me and why I think like that, you can go removed porn link. There you will fiend a piece of text about why orgasms are not bad at all.

                  Regards, Shirley.

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                  • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                    Originally posted by Shirley View Post
                    Hi,

                    I'm a 22 years old girl from America, I am Christian myself, and I just want to say:

                    I think it isn't bad for a women to orgasm, and I don't think it is Satan who gives me orgasms. Orgasms are just a pure sign of love and connect me with God, and therefor I know what to do better.

                    If you want more information about me and why I think like that, you can go removed porn link. There you will fiend a piece of text about why orgasms are not bad at all.

                    Regards, Shirley.
                    Hello dear 22 year old masterbating porn loving Shirley.


                    Haven't you read anything in this thread?

                    Orgasm is not a sign of love as you claim, it is a sign of evil, and you will end up en HELL if you don't stop molesting yourself right away.
                    Why do you hate God and our savior, his son Jesus?


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                    Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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                    • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                      I just love how you guys always take me seriously.. And I love how your entire lives are just entirely dedicated to ''God'' (a creature that I doubt the existence from). You are limiting yourselves in pretty much everthing, cos' otherwise it's a ''sin'' and you will go to ''hell''... You are even so pathetic to limit women's rights. It's the 21st century ffs, how could you limit someone just on her gender?

                      I'm not even a girl, but if a girl wants to masturbate, let her ffs... Everyone gets into puberty...

                      Anyway, enjoy your lives being ''dedicated to god'' so you can ''live with jesus''... I'll just enjoy live, do whatever I want and be happy...

                      AND NO don't try it with ''you are going to hell because the bible says so'' jesus that's just plain bullshit. I won't take that bible shit bladiebladiebla and will laugh at you if you claim I will go to hell.

                      Kthxbai.

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                      • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                        Originally posted by Shirley View Post
                        (a creature that I doubt the existence from.)
                        Do you have any proof that God does not exist??? No of course you haven't.

                        Us, on the other hand, have the entire Bible that proves his existence.

                        Now, who is the dumb one?


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                        • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                          This may sound like a silly question but... what is an orgasm?
                          Girls for God

                          Ephesians 5:22

                          Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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                          • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                            Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                            This may sound like a silly question but... what is an orgasm?
                            A series of involuntary muscle contractions in a certain area of your body*, accompanied by a sudden release of endorphins providing a feeling of euphoria.

                            The word orgasm comes from the Greek orgainein meaning to swell

                            *Some people here would get very upset if I was to go into any more detail
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                            • Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                              Originally posted by Annie1 View Post
                              This may sound like a silly question but... what is an orgasm?
                              I think you already got an idea by riding your horse.
                              Stop the riding or your horse is in great danger.

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                                You baptists never seem to stop running out ridiculous things to say. Wow. Funny as hell though.
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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