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  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834
    #121
    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

    @James Dewitt My father told me that it is something that only happens in bad marriages.

    So if it never happened to you that is a good thing!
    I Jesus!

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      • blonde
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2010
        • 13
        #122
        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

        Just a thought Ms. God-hates-shrimp.com
        Thats a picture of a Lobster.
        Just thought I would mention it...

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #123
            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

            If you went to the website, you would learn the Bible condemns eating of all shellfish.

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              • Phebe Carlyle
                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 2604
                #124
                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                Originally posted by blonde View Post
                Just a thought Ms. God-hates-shrimp.com
                Thats a picture of a Lobster.
                Just thought I would mention it...
                As you are wanting to get pedantic, it is actually a pic of Scampi, or Bay Prawn if you will, which is in the prawn/shrimp "family", where as a lobster is in the crayfish/crawdad "family".

                NEVER question a True Christian™ here, missy!

                YIC,

                Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708
                    #125
                    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                    Originally posted by blonde View Post
                    Just a thought Ms. God-hates-shrimp.com
                    Thats a picture of a Lobster.
                    Just thought I would mention it...

                    I know what a lobster is you unsaved whore bag. Sister Sue and I serve them to the men folk at our Platinum tithers only BBQ's.
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                      • ArthurFertford
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                        Forum Member
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 19
                        #126
                        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                        I always thought orgasms for women were the work of the Devil. I used to throttle Doris during the act so she had no chance of enjoying herself.

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                          • tuckerton296
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 15
                            #127
                            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                            well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337
                                #128
                                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                                well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?
                                The female orgasm isn't necessary for reproduction, obviously.
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15708
                                    #129
                                    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                    Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                                    well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?
                                    Women who enjoy themselves during the act of procreation are whores! Sex is meant to produce little Soldiers for Christ and not for our enjoyment. Our bodies are NOT play grounds.

                                    Enjoy HELL pervert!
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                                      • Mark Christ
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                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 84
                                        #130
                                        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                        Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                                        well, since men and women are equil
                                        oh you poor naive child.

                                        Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15708
                                            #131
                                            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                            Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                                            well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?
                                            Here pervie, read this.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78552
                                                #132
                                                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                                Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                                                well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?
                                                Where does it say that in the Holy Word of God?
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                                  • Felicity
                                                    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Apr 2010
                                                    • 4834
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                                    @BibleThumpinBlonde What is an orgasm?
                                                    I Jesus!

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                                                      • Phebe Carlyle
                                                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                                                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2010
                                                        • 2604
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                                        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                                                        @BibleThumpinBlonde What is an orgasm?
                                                        The reason your horse was shot and your bicycle taken away!

                                                        YIC

                                                        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                                                        There's Jesus here,
                                                        Just see what He offers me....
                                                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                                                        Up there a home in heaven
                                                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                                                          • Flat Earth
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Under Investigation
                                                            • Sep 2010
                                                            • 12
                                                            #135
                                                            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                                            Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                                                            The reason your horse was shot and your bicycle taken away!

                                                            YIC

                                                            Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                                                            Wow...it seems that satan has many more ways to reach women than I thought.

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