[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

People who smoke marijuana smoke less than the average tabbacco smoker,

Yeah, murderers cause less deaths than mass murderers but that does not make them nice people. Marijuana destroys your brain, it makes it impossible for you to understand logic. Unfortunately that probably means we will not be able to convince you of the wrongs of your way and that you will burn in hell .

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

I don't know if you realize that Cannabis is a herb created by God, that actually has a medical function unlike Alcohol and other excess in life. When has it been dangerous?

I am so tired of this argument. Do you realize how many toxic "herbs" exist in this world? And the LORD GOD made each and every one of them. Even medicines are toxic if you use too much.

Or would you like me to serve you a dieffenbachia salad? I've heard it's quite painful since your throat swells and you end up choking to death.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

I don't know if you realize that Cannabis is a herb created by God, that actually has a medical function unlike Alcohol and other excess in life. When has it been dangerous?

Poison oak was created by God too. Does that make it good? Why don't you go smoke some and see?

I'll bet you've never even set foot inside a church, have you boy.

[slipdumb92]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

Even science believers say marihuana is 50 to 70% more carcinogenic than tobacco¹. The chance of death by heart attack increases about six fold for people who use marihuana².
Tobacco causes approximately 440,000 deaths a year.
About 30% of the people in the US smoke, this is similar to lifetime use of marihuana, so marihuana is responsible for 750,000 to 2,500,000 deaths a year. Remember it took 400 years after tobacco was introduced before science finally accepted that it is a drug and it is seriously harmful. Just because scientists haven't yet admitted the dangers of marihuana doesn't mean they are nonexistent, it is simply hippies and drug cartels lobbying to keep the dangers under wraps.

Although all this is true...
People who smoke marijuana smoke less than the average tabbacco smoker, unless they smoke tobacco and marijuana together. For a couple of reasons one marijuana is pretty expensive! and it is not addicting like nicotine.

It is scientifically proven to not be addicting, unlike nicotine which is. And if any case it does become addicting, it arises from an extreme amount of use making the user dependent on it.

Since they smoke significantly less, the damage to the lungs is not close to being as bad as with cigarettes. It's also hard to smoke cannabis everyday and constantly because the after effects are very exhausting.

None of what i say is BS.

[slipdumb92]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

Then you will go to hell. Why don't you pray for Jesus to fix your ADHD? It would surely be more effective than the use of dangerous narcotics such as marihuana.

I don't know if you realize that Cannabis is a herb created by God, that actually has a medical function unlike Alcohol and other excess in life. When has it been dangerous?

[slipdumb92]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

I have recently become aware of a growing menace in our society. It has gotten to the point where I can no longer walk down the streets without passing by some lethargic teenager with puffy, red eyes or a group of Negros hunched behind a dumpster. I try to spread the word of Jesus to them, and pray for them, but oftentimes all I get back is a big "piffle YOU". Friends, we need to fight back against this deadly weed of the devil, lest we all be consumed by hellfire!

Marihuana, also called reefer, dope or hemp, is a weed commonly grown in dirty, Godless unsaved foreign countries such as Mexico. It was popularized by messicant heathens, who brought it into our clean, Godly lands. It is often used by such scum as hippies, messicants, negroes, and teenagers rebelling against Jesus. What we need to do is show them that they will never get into Heaven if they don't accept Jesus and the 1611 KJV Bible, and stop using dope.

That being said, if you believe your teenager is using marihuana, all hope is not lost. First, you must confirm that your child is indeed using marihuana. Here are some warning signs:

• Has red eyes
• Has gained weight, is eating too much
• Spends time alone with friends
• Listens to Satanic music such as Bob Marley or The Beatles
• Seems overly tired
• is neglecting their personal hygeine and wears clothes such as hemp sweaters
• uses deodorant to cover up the smell of marihuana

If any of these signs apply, it is likely that your child is using marihuana. If this is the case, action needs to be taken to ensure that they will not be damned to Hell. Firstly, confiscate all of their marihuana. Next, show them the love of Jesus and insist that they study the 1611 KJV Bible. Nothing can help them through tough periods like this better than faith in Jesus. If your child continues to smoke marihuana, you will need to beat them, as it is possible that they are possessed by a demon that is causing their narcotic addiction.

If all fails, well...

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. (Deuteronomy 21:18-21)

Thank you and praise the LORD!

Your calling Negroes scum?... I'm not black but damn that sounds extremely racist. I understand hippies for their unholy ways but to call a whole race scum is completely wrong. If you are being racist, that is pretty unholy.

How can you possibly say Bob Marley is santanic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does satan have love? Absolutely not!!!!! Bob Marley only sang about LOVE!!!

When have the Beatles ever advocate anything but love?! The Beatles were a rebellious group against the evil sinners that were consuming society in the 60s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Marley grew up in a country in which Marijuana is completely legal! If marijuana was socially accepted in the United States you and everyone else would be doing it. Marley is not a bad person for doing it.

-- I understand why you think its a problem, and I do agree it is a problem- but you don't have to say Marley and Beatles were santanic, and more that negreos are scum, to prove your point. Geez

Be truthful and nonjudgmental

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

Some Wiccans tried to slip me a reefer back in my unsaved days. I almost went insane. I shudder to think what would have happened if I'd have smoked the entire thing!

I apologize for the Grammar and the dialect, but I was reliving the shame and thus the poor English as that was the way I spoke in those days.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=109

Then I hit bottom. I was drinking with some young girls who couldn’t buy it themselves. Sometimes they’d do me a favor for buying them wine coolers and such drinks. One of them asked me if I’d like a smoke. I said why not, I usually smoke Lucky Strikes. The girls laughed and then they said to follow them. We went out into the woods behind the swimming pool on the edge of town. I opened another beer and then the girls handed me a funny looking cigarette. I had a little buzz going and they girls were looking good so I tried it. I about coughed out my guts. It was a reefer ! Well after a puff or two I didn’t know what was what. After I while I woke up. I guess those girls thought I was still passed out because they was dancing naked around a fire listening to Michael Jackson. I knew I was in the presence of evil then. I knew I should have run away then, but I couldn’t. It must have been God wanting me to see what happens to evil people. After a few minutes of dancing they all stopped. They said something I couldn’t understand about reeds and such and then begged for their master. I don’t know what happened next, but I know I heard a baby crying somewhere. I ran as fast as I could!

[narc_yah]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

O_O

stopping youth from cannabis? you're rather.. weird.. and crazy to do so!

yes, you must be one of those christians, but he only took some nature..

[Abe Smith]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

I remember a few years back I found a small amount of it in my sons room, I proceeded to give him the beating of a lifetime, and he has never gone near it since.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

Wow man, this is lots more complicated than I thought. I am getting a headache just trying to absorb all this man. So, I am not only supposed to follow the bible, but also the laws of man. Far out man. That's pretty tough to do.

Yes it is. This is why most people will end up in hell .

[The_Dude]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

Wow man, this is lots more complicated than I thought.

I am getting a headache just trying to absorb all this man.

So, I am not only supposed to follow the bible, but also the laws of man.

Far out man.

That's pretty tough to do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

I smoke cannabis because of my ADHD, it makes me calm. It really helps me to be able find some kind of peace in my head.

So in addition to being a Godmocking pervert, a foreigner and a cripple, you're a drug addict too?

I'm glad I'm not you!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

like you may know, weed will make you aware of the world

Friend, back when I was an unsaved fornicating Jewish skinhead troublemaker, I smoked more bowls than you've had hot dinners, and I can assure you that weed definitely does not make you aware of the world.

i wanted to make a statment.. it turned out to be not that nice..

to bad.

Now you know how your parents felt when they wanted to make a baby and it turned out to be a worthless stoned mongoloid. Too bad.

I smoke cannabis because of my ADHD, it makes me calm. It really helps me to be able find some kind of peace in my head.

You have Awful Diabolical Hateful Demons, and you smoke weed to calm them down? Friend, you don't need another bong hit, you need a good old-fashioned exorcism!

[True Disciple]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

so, well... i don't think a 'true' cristian could ever expererience real life, for they are incapeble of being.. well, decent.. yes, i'm sorry, but, you guys don't THINK, so, that is rather depressing..

What is your point? Could you please clarify what these incoherent ramblings are supposed to say?

i wanted to make a statment.. it turned out to be not that nice..

Then why do you post it?

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Save your teens from marihuana!

I smoke cannabis because of my ADHD, it makes me calm. It really helps me to be able find some kind of peace in my head.

Then you will go to hell. Why don't you pray for Jesus to fix your ADHD? It would surely be more effective than the use of dangerous narcotics such as marihuana.