[Jezais]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Thou shall not spill thy seed into they sock, and then cram it to the bottom of the hamper likes its been there a long time.

[DasDragon]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

it depends on two things:

1) if it was gay porn chop of his peee pee nuff said
2) if it was hardcore porn with a man and women pat his back, sit back and buy him a collection.... this is the day your son grows into a man

THIS IS FROM GOD HIMSELF HE TELLS ME EVERYTHING. IM GOING TO WRITE A 21st CENTURY BIBLE SAYING NEW RULES COZ LETS FACE IT THE RULES IN THE OLD ONE IS RETARDED AND CONTRADICTS THEMSELVES

[Lisa H]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

it depends on two things:

1) if it was gay porn chop of his peee pee nuff said
2) if it was hardcore porn with a man and women pat his back, sit back and buy him a collection.... this is the day your son grows into a man

THIS IS FROM GOD HIMSELF HE TELLS ME EVERYTHING. IM GOING TO WRITE A 21st CENTURY BIBLE SAYING NEW RULES COZ LETS FACE IT THE RULES IN THE OLD ONE IS RETARDED AND CONTRADICTS THEMSELVES

You are disgusting!

[Happyfeet]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Why do you hate animals? They are of His creation.

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

[RandomPerson123]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Masturbation is completely natural.

This.

God's creatures masturbate as well, and people are technically animals too, just more highly evolved ones, masturbation is all part of our natural primal urges.

Its far better to masturbate than actually going out and doing "it". This way one can better resist actually doing "it" before marriage.

[Cursed]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

This.

God's creatures masturbate as well, and people are technically animals too, just more highly evolved ones, masturbation is all part of our natural primal urges.

Its far better to masturbate than actually going out and doing "it". This way one can better resist actually doing "it" before marriage.

I'm not a True Christian scholar, but it seems to me this is a case of "monkey see, monkey do."

You certainly don't see reports of rampant animal masturbation in ancient literature. That this is a relatively new phenomenon is undebatable; there is no evidence to the contrary.

Humanity has been living in sin for so long and openly masturbating that the animals are mimicking us. This could be a sign of the impending End Times.

[HellIsGood]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Masturbation is natural. Don't beat the shit out of your kid because his body is having natural urges. You all make God sound like some kind of monster. If all the things you've said about Him are true. And he came down to Earth and said them in public he'd be in prison before you could say,

"I feel sorry for your kids"

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Masturbation is natural.

And flooding and diarrhea may be 'natural' too, but that doesn't mean I should deluge my mother-in-law's kitchen floor instead of using the bathroom like a normal civilized person.

[HellIsGood]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

And flooding and diarrhea may be 'natural' too, but that doesn't mean I should deluge my mother-in-law's kitchen floor instead of using the bathroom like a normal civilized person.

Your point?

[Cursed]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Masturbation is natural. Don't beat the shit out of your kid because his body is having natural urges.

Using your own crazy evolutionary logic, murder is natural, so don't punish murderers for following their own lizard-brain urges?

What a twisted world you live in. Masturbation is wrong because GOD says so (Genesis 38:9-10)

You all make God sound like some kind of monster.

Why do you think GOD as described in his Holy Word the King James Bible is monstrous? He made you, He can do whatever He thinks is right, because if He thinks it is right, it is by definition right, and whatever you think is wrong. This will become clear while you are burning in Hell fire, and we can discuss it at length in between screams.

If all the things you've said about Him are true. And he came down to Earth and said them in public he'd be in prison before you could say,

"I feel sorry for your kids"

If all the things the HOLY BIBLE says about Him are true (not Landover Baptist) and He came down to earth you and millions of others would get down on your knees and beg for mercy, but He would not listen to your pleas for reason. You can beg all you want for fairness, but it won't matter, you will be cast into the eternal Lake of Fire.

Please remember that I am doomed to burn alongside you forever, and don't have the true depth of Biblical knowledge of a True Christian member or Pastor. You can trust them with your soul, they won't honey coat the awful truth.

[HellIsGood]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Using your own crazy evolutionary logic, murder is natural, so don't punish murderers for following their own lizard-brain urges?

What a twisted world you live in. Masturbation is wrong because GOD says so (Genesis 38:9-10)

Well maybe you should think for yourself. I bet God wanks when he gets a boner.

Why do you think GOD as described in his Holy Word the King James Bible is monstrous? He made you, He can do whatever He thinks is right, because if He thinks it is right, it is by definition right, and whatever you think is wrong. This will become clear while you are burning in Hell fire, and we can discuss it at length in between screams.



If all the things the HOLY BIBLE says about Him are true (not Landover Baptist) and He came down to earth you and millions of others would get down on your knees and beg for mercy, but He would not listen to your pleas for reason. You can beg all you want for fairness, but it won't matter, you will be cast into the eternal Lake of Fire.

I would never beg for mercy from him if all you say about him is true,.

Please remember that I am doomed to burn alongside you forever, and don't have the true depth of Biblical knowledge of a True Christian member or Pastor. You can trust them with your soul, they won't honey coat the awful truth.

Another thing. Your religion is a business. Not a faith.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Your point?

How dumb can you get? It's perfectly self-explanatory.

Covering my mother-in-law's carefully cleansed kitchen floor with liquid crap travelling at twice the speed of sound might be my natural urge when the sphincter gates feel they can't hold back the dam, but the WC is just a door away, so opening the flood gates to that 'natural' urge would just be plain wrong.

There are 'natural' urges which are wrong. Masturbation is sinful and the Bible tells us so.

[HellIsGood]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

How dumb can you get? It's perfectly self-explanatory.

Covering my mother-in-law's carefully cleansed kitchen floor with liquid crap travelling at twice the speed of sound might be my natural urge when the sphincter gates feel they can't hold back the dam, but the WC is just a door away, so opening the flood gates to that 'natural' urge would just be plain wrong.

There are 'natural' urges which are wrong. Masturbation is sinful and the Bible tells us so.

Thank you, I appreciate you clearing that up. However I'm not dumb. Also. Masturbation is not sinful. Its a beautiful thing.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Thank you, I appreciate you clearing that up. However I'm not dumb. Also. Masturbation is not sinful. Its a beautiful thing.

Servant baiting and badger baiting can be, but believe me, masterbating is NOT.

[Cursed]

Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

Thank you, I appreciate you clearing that up. However I'm not dumb. Also. Masturbation is not sinful. Its a beautiful thing.

Maybe it's beautiful to you, but not to the LORD GOD, and you'll burn in Hell for it.

Do you really love it that much to burn forever for it? What a pervert.