[XxVcVxX]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Masturbation is a natural thing to do. If God created humans, then he placed that primal urge in us. Do as he says and masturbate. Don't be so close minded. And don't fucking beat your child up
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[Redeemed Papist]

Masturbation is a natural thing to do. If God created humans, then he placed that primal urge in us. Do as he says and masturbate. Don't be so close minded. And don't fucking beat your child up
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God created murderers. He tells you not to murder. The urge to murder is primal or why did Cain murder Abel? So do we submit to God or our urges in this matter?
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Masturbation is a natural thing to do. If God created humans, then he placed that primal urge in us. Do as he says and masturbate. Don't be so close minded. And don't piffleing beat your child up
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Every time you masturbate, you are killing the Babies of God, spewing the dead sticky bodies into the Eyes of Jesus. People like you make me vomit!

[XxVcVxX]

God created murderers. He tells you not to murder. The urge to murder is primal or why did Cain murder Abel? So do we submit to God or our urges in this matter?
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Umm... You all NICE god believers think god created everything. So he created murderers. So why don't you NICELY ask him? And you guys always say 'submit' to our NICE god
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Umm... You all NICE god believers think god created everything. So he created murderers. So why don't you NICELY ask him? And you guys always say 'submit' to our NICE god
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Of course. Why not? God created you, didn't He? Should we hate you?

[Redeemed Papist]

Umm... You all NICE god believers think god created everything. So he created murderers. So why don't you NICELY ask him? And you guys always say 'submit' to our NICE god
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God is nice? Where did you get that idea?
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[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Umm... You all NICE god believers think god created everything. So he created murderers.

.............it depends what you mean. Sure, God created the person who might choose to do a murder (I've never wanted to do one myself) and although the homocidal mania may not be a total brainchild of our murderer, whom God created, the decision to act IS the responsibility of that abandoned wretch.

So in that case, yes.

Otherwise, no.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Masturbation is a natural thing to do. If God created humans, then he placed that primal urge in us. Do as he says and masturbate. Don't be so close minded. And don't piffleing beat your child up
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God also created cancer, scorpions and anal warts. Those are all "natural" too, but that doesn't make them good. Masturbation is a sin. A few seconds of pleasure are not worth an eternity in hell.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[portugueseandproud]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

He masturbates? Kill him!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

He masturbates? Kill him!

Do you have a scriptural source for that manner of punishment, or are you simply being a typical Jesus-hating portugeser?



(Colossians 3:25) "But he that doeth wrong shall receive for the wrong which he hath done: and there is no respect of persons."

Yours in Christ,

Z. smyth

[portugueseandproud]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Onanism. Jesus hating? No, I love Jesus and Jesus love everyone. Jesus love prostitutes, sinners, rich people, poor people. He hated those who judged, thinking that they held the key to the kingdom of God, when only God is allowed to judge.

Joke's on you, pal. Don't play God.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Onanism. Jesus hating? No, I love Jesus and Jesus love everyone. Jesus love prostitutes, sinners, rich people, poor people. He hated those who judged, thinking that they held the key to the kingdom of God, when only God is allowed to judge.

Joke's on you, pal. Don't play God.

Who is playing God? God says quite clearly that God will punish anyone He catches with their hand on their junk. This should not be surprising since God hates gay sex and that's what self touching is.

[portugueseandproud]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Bobby-Joe, you guys at Landover are playing God. You aren't Christian if you don't know, that Christ and God are love. They loved us. A religion full of hatred is not what Jesus wanted.

But if you follow the Bible: Are you circumcised?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Bobby-Joe, you guys at Landover are playing God. You aren't Christian if you don't know, that Christ and God are love. They loved us. A religion full of hatred is not what Jesus wanted.

Please explain to me how damning people to Hell for all eternity is unconditional love for all?

But if you follow the Bible: Are you circumcised?

Yes, though to be honest that was a standard procedure in the 60s when I was born.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Onanism. Jesus hating? No, I love Jesus and Jesus love everyone. Jesus love prostitutes, sinners, rich people, poor people. He hated those who judged, thinking that they held the key to the kingdom of God, when only God is allowed to judge.

Joke's on you, pal. Don't play God.

Are you actually trying to deliberately contradict God's word to vex us?

Well we've seen it all before and no matter of trying to make us angry will save you from Satan.