[Calamity]

Re: Castrating my son?

Hey all. New to the forums

When I was younger and hit puberty I wasn't a very good kid...I got into porn and masturbating. My mum <<<disturbing practice removed>>>.

After 3 weeks I didn't even want to look at porn and havnt masturbated since.

I think it is the easiest method...just <<<disturbing practice removed>>>.

My friend just neutered her 6 month old boy using <<<disturbing practice removed>>> and he didn't even notice it. He's doing really well now after 2 months of being castrated.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Castrating my son?

Hey all. New to the forums

When I was younger and hit puberty I wasn't a very good kid...I got into porn and masturbating. My mum <<<disturbing practice removed>>>.

After 3 weeks I didn't even want to look at porn and havnt masturbated since.

I think it is the easiest method...just <<<disturbing practice removed>>>.

My friend just neutered her 6 month old boy using <<<disturbing practice removed>>> and he didn't even notice it. He's doing really well now after 2 months of being castrated.

Hi. Are you expecting support for the extreme physical abuse you describe? Not going to get it here, unfortunately. Probably demands that you turn yourself into the police instead, as the Bible commands all Christians to obey the local secular laws.


Of course, you'd know that if you ever bothered to read it. You really should. It's a hell of a book.

[An Ants Wasp]

Re: Castrating my son?

I was going to explore the science behind masturbation with you, or are you going to brush it aside with a quote from a fictional book?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Castrating my son?

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

Mark 9:43:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since.

I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity.

What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work?

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Castrating my son?

Beat and castrate him to save him from hell.

Matthew 19:12

For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

[Sure fine...]

Re: Castrating my son?

Well then...

I was browsing the internet randomly with my friend, and then my friend grabbed the computer and searched up "Castrating my son". Of course, being him, he clicked the first thing that came up. That link led us to this page. What me and my friend saw was literally autism in a nutshell.


First of all, human castration is illegal without consent, I don't think that he would consent anyway, so don't bother trying. Second of all, wtf?? "I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible ... If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? ... I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend." Thirdly, think about what he's going to tell his future girlfriend/wife when they want to have kids. "Hey, honey do you want to have kids?" (It's not the best but it's the only thing I could think of) "Uh, yeah, about that, my dad chopped off my genitals because I was touching them too much..." Fourthly, masturbation is normal for kids your sons age. Also, "However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do ..." of course it's not the right thing to do!
Also, while castration may have been a good method back when Jesus walked the Earth, but come on! This is the second millennium! It's been 2000 years!! Castration not only is it the only thing out there, but non-consensual castration is ILLEGAL!!


Wait... This is from 2010... You already castrated him, didn't you, you terrible, terrible father...


RIP : Your youngest son's genitals.

[Didymus Much]

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...my friend grabbed the computer and searched up "Castrating my son"...

Because that's what normal people, who totally don't have any issues at all, do.

...What me and my friend saw was literally autism in a nutshell...

So's your grammar.

...First of all, human castration is illegal without consent...

Citation needed.

...I don't think that he would consent anyway...

Do you know the kid? No? Then please stop projecting.

..."However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do ..." of course it's not the right thing to do!...

What do you base this on, aside from your own personal experience, culture, and training?

...This is the second millennium! It's been 2000 years!!...

That would make it the THIRD millennium. Learn2math.

...non-consensual castration is ILLEGAL!!...

Keep saying the same baseless thing often enough, and it somehow becomes true? Your Trump voter training is showing.

...RIP : Your youngest son's genitals.

Disturbing fixation you have there. Joining a seminary, soon?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Castrating my son?

First of all, human castration is illegal without consent

Don't be silly. President Trump recently signed an executive order giving us religious freedom to practice our religion as we feel spiritually led to do.

End of story.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Castrating my son?

Never mind the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, passed in 1993 with broad, bipartisan support.

If you want to say it's illegal for parents to castrate their own sons for religious reasons, you're going to have to demonstrate the state's compelling interest in the genitals of little boys that cannot be met by less restrictive measures like sperm-banking.

Yeah, first the government wants my money, then it wants my son's testicles? I don't think so. Thank God for the Constitution, Bill Clinton (not HRC, gag), and the broad religious protections they've forged.

[brother bastian]

Re: Castrating my son?

I was castrated by the Elders and my dad.I'm very gratefull for this.
It was very scary 'cause they asked me to take my own descicion. If you're n.ked and have to come forward to a group of men ( and your dad) because they ask you to offer this sacrifice; it's not easy.
Still, I did it and I do not regret.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Castrating my son?

I was castrated by the Elders and my dad.I'm very gratefull for this.
It was very scary 'cause they asked me to take my own descicion. If you're n.ked and have to come forward to a group of men ( and your dad) because they ask you to offer this sacrifice; it's not easy.
Still, I did it and I do not regret.

Bong-joore, Bastian,

Should I call you lui, elle or "it"? I will not criticize you for the realization of the following verse:

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

However, you might tell us more about yourself? Do you eat grenouilles on a daily basis or only on Sundays? Do you follow the morally suspicious race of "Turd of France" (I know quite a lot of your culture of secondary importance ) every year? Did you rejoice when the Papist Eyetalians failed to qualify for the next years soccer mayhem? So much to ask and we have prepared just the right forum for that for your convenience! Praise Jesus!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[brother bastian]

Re: Castrating my son?

Dear Brother Elmer. Please call me brother bastian. I think the love of our Lord Jesus Christ might be an invitation to all of us to welcome a new brother ( our sister) in the community of Christ with a certain respect ( may it be motivated at least out of expectation), don't you think?
I mean; slamming the door in one's face is not the way you or I were raised.
To answer to your question: I have never, ever in my life eaten a frog.
In fact, that is a big misunderstanding: I even do not know anyone who eats frogs here in France.
It's a very old habit which simply stopped in the 19th century.
What happend to me ( and what I above described) is just my reply to the subject of this forum. I do not think it's a subject of mockery.
I consider it as a sacrifice our Lord Jesus Christ asked from me.
For your information; the very painfull intervention only took my... away. I can still deliver standing up.
I think that we should welcome and love eachother in the way our Lord Jesus Christ has taught us and I'm happy to be able to consider you as a brother and a friend.
Thank you for your critical words. I hope to be able in a near future to proof to you my true alliance to the Gospel of our Lord and my authentic love for your community.
May Jesus be my wittness and my Saviour,
bastian

[brother bastian]

Re: Castrating my son?

Dear Brother Elmer,I just realized I didn't answer all of your questions.
Le Tour de France isn't very important to me. In fact, nowadays, not many French people follow it. To commercial and not very interresting.
I do not follow soccer because I don't like it but I do like to watch rugby.
I played it myself and I think sports are good for men. It keeps their mind of sin and usless and dagerous thoughts.
For the rest, I work as a train-conductor and I spend my evenings reading porn.

[IonTelevision Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Castrating my son?

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

If you don't pop a nut enough in your lifetime, you can/will die of prostate cancer by the time you're 50. Meaning, if you're a lonely person and have no wife, you will die if you don't masturbate.

[InLoveWithChrisChan]

Re: Castrating my son?

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

Mark 9:43:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since.

I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity.

What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work?

By mutilating your son's genitals you're no better than the Muslims you claim to hate.
Genital mutilation
Is practiced by Islam and Judaism.


I wonder would you go to heaven by adopting a practice wildly used in the ottoman empire? I wonder how god would feel knowing his Twuest adherants is adopting heathenistic practices?


Besides I'm sure at some point you fapped why not cut off your own dick?